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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Drunk Monkey on Bicycle vs. Human on Unicycle… WHO YA GOT?!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 6:22 PM

Before watching this, go get a friend and make the following bet: Who would win in a race, a monkey on a bicycle or a human on a unicycle? Crap. I keep forgetting the age-old adage, "Never bet against a monkey under any circumstances." Anyway, once again, "THANK YOU, CHINA," and "FUCK YOU, PETA." (I'm sure they had something to do with the dearth of monkey bicycle races in this country.)

Hat tips to With Leather.

 

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1
I think this race was rigged.
Posted by AJ on January 8, 2009 at 7:28 PM
2
Animal abuse is funny.
Posted by PedestrianMe on January 8, 2009 at 8:36 PM
3
Wish I had a monkey on a bike.
Posted by Rob on January 9, 2009 at 5:08 AM
4
I think that monkey stole that bike!
Posted by Vince on January 9, 2009 at 6:38 AM
5
Monkey #1 was obviously given steroids.

...and then I bet its gay adoptive parents had it flayed alive & turned into a coat.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 9, 2009 at 6:48 AM
6
Monkey bike racing draws some big crowds in China. I've rarely seen that many people at a Storm game.
Posted by Gurldoggie on January 9, 2009 at 7:11 AM
7
The monkeys should ride fixies.
Posted by cdc on January 9, 2009 at 8:21 AM
8
Best slog post ever!
Posted by seandr on January 9, 2009 at 8:49 AM
9
It's nice to know that even if China buries us all, humanity will still have monkey bicycle races.
Posted by sockpuppet on January 9, 2009 at 9:57 AM
10
Give that unicyclist a 36-inch wheel and see what happens.
Posted by pox on January 9, 2009 at 11:01 AM
11
shopped
Posted by joannelarock on January 17, 2009 at 9:37 AM

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