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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Capitol Hill Pub Crawl

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 9:01 AM

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1
Um, yeah, maybe I'll go but that is the fucking worst poster I have ever seen.
Posted by Burnted Retinaz on January 8, 2009 at 9:15 AM
2
but why is death capitalized?
Posted by Requisite Snark on January 8, 2009 at 9:15 AM
3
Didn't the letter say that the poisons would happen on Saturday?

Wouldn't standing up to it directly be more of a statement than, YA, WE'LL GIVE YOU SERVICE, BUT NO WAY ARE WE GOING OUT ON SATURDAY!!

Posted by Incongruous on January 8, 2009 at 9:18 AM
4
will began? morons
Posted by gays r stupid on January 8, 2009 at 9:22 AM
5
adresses?
Posted by why are gays so fucking stupid on January 8, 2009 at 9:28 AM
6
those are all pubs?
Posted by why r gays all trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:29 AM
7
So is this the official pub crawl? Still cannot figure out why we need phone numbers. I agree Saturday would be better. I agree that it is hard for so many people to fit in a club all at once but it makes a bigger impact to actually do a Pub Crawl then some individual randomly walking into a place they normally would never go to. How would the bar even know that they are there to support the bar? Today's Seattle Times says it will start at 7pm at CC's but Madison Pub is not participating for some reason. I am not much of a stand up Ra Ra organizer but I am willing to post any plan that looks sensible.
Posted by Bill W. on January 8, 2009 at 9:30 AM
8
Didn't someone already say this was a hoax already?
Posted by Reality Check on January 8, 2009 at 9:30 AM
9
why would dan savage look at this, see this with his eyes, and post it
Posted by cuz he's all gay and trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM
10
@4&5 Petty bigots.
Posted by Vince on January 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM
11
@3 you're right but I think most people who read the letter didn't see the letter sent to the Stranger that mentioned Saturday.

Btw, didn't anyone think of using the spell check feature in Photoshop before printing this?
Posted by apres_moi on January 8, 2009 at 9:31 AM
12
Maybe you chumps could turn down the hate against this anti-hate poster?
Posted by chump hater on January 8, 2009 at 9:33 AM
13
gays need spell check cuz they're all trigg, but they're so trigg they can't even use spell check
Posted by gays r tasteless and trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:33 AM
14
they can use shitty photoshop filters, tho
Posted by triggs r us on January 8, 2009 at 9:34 AM
15
who the hell would waste their time being all trigg and walking down to re-bar? that's pretty trigg
Posted by what a trigg thing to do on January 8, 2009 at 9:36 AM
16
Worst. poster. ever.

What's with the random capitalization and lack of punctuation?

I also can't help but think that Norm McDonald is going to show up as death in several of these bars.

Also, cover charges at many of these bars = $5 or more. * 5-7 covers = $35 without drinks. Blech. Not to mention, no single organization of a pub group? Do they think hundreds of people will go on this pub crawl?
Posted by TheMisanthrope on January 8, 2009 at 9:37 AM
17
did one of dominic's friends make this poster
Posted by trigg to the trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:37 AM
18
cover charges? only triggs go to r place and the cuff. stop being such a trigg you assfuck
Posted by sick of the trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:39 AM
19
What is happening in this thread? what is trigg?
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 9:39 AM
20
Has the sender of the letters surfaced or what?! Holy shit 14, 15, 17, 18, 19
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 9:40 AM
21
trig palin you fucking moron trigg
Posted by stop the trigg on January 8, 2009 at 9:41 AM
22
you're #19
Posted by fucking triggers on January 8, 2009 at 9:43 AM
23
*-s. but wait then that doesn't make anymore sense. i'm just trying to make it seem like i was purposely adding the extra g, to come off less trig
Posted by i guess i'm pretty trig too on January 8, 2009 at 9:44 AM
24
The real tragedy here is that there are 11 swinging discos for the Gay Community, but straight guys nothing but dive bars where the ratio is 100 to 3 females and those are stenciled with tattoos and piercings and mostly want to date guys so they can drop them to get back at their dads for abusing them.
Posted by Gus The Magician on January 8, 2009 at 9:47 AM
25
Oh. While I admire your attempt to get new slang started linking "so retarded" to "so trigg", this is not the appropriate thread to do it in.

But, by all means go on somewhere else...
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 9:47 AM
26
Does this mean I have to start drinking?
Posted by Andy Niable on January 8, 2009 at 9:49 AM
27
Asswipes, all.
Posted by Adam on January 8, 2009 at 9:51 AM
28
Adam: that would actually be

Asswipes; all.
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 9:59 AM
29
This poster is almost as scary as the letters. Shouldn't it feature the words "support our community" or "we will stand together" or something stirring like that? Instead, it's all doom and gloom. If I wasn't discouraged by the letters, I might be discouraged by this depressing poster.
Posted by mattymatt on January 8, 2009 at 10:01 AM
30
someone mentioned "for some reason the Madison Pub isn't participating".

Quick, name one community cause the Madison Pub financially supports (besides their own wallets)?

IS there one?
It's OK, I'll wait, I got time....
Posted by JimS. on January 8, 2009 at 10:19 AM
31
@24 Actually, no. There are plenty of places were the ratios are perfect and the gals are lovely. We just don't let bitter little men like yourself know were they are.
Posted by Rotten666 on January 8, 2009 at 10:21 AM
32
How are other bars "participating"?, 30?

By receiving paying customers handling both a possible cover and all of their drinks?

Although I see your point, the only people who are participating are those who are showing support to the gay community/establishment with their wallets and the presence.

I fail to see how these 11 are participating other than the reciprocal exchange of a gay meeting place for gay bucks
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 10:24 AM
33
Filling up a thread with one line noise comments is technically called "crapflooding", not spam, in case you're wondering. It might or might not be a species of trolling, depending on the content.

In some ways trolling has its own terrible beauty but crapflooding is just crap.
Posted by elenchos on January 8, 2009 at 10:24 AM
34
Elenchos, we have not finished our conversation here
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Comme…

or maybe we DID after you got owned.
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 10:30 AM
35
enough
with
the
rainbow
shit.

it's trig to the max, man.
Posted by michael strangeways on January 8, 2009 at 10:35 AM
36
Nobody is interested in continuing a conversation with you, Non.
Posted by elenchos on January 8, 2009 at 10:38 AM
37
Elenchos you are using a tactic of claiming a populous opinion for your own through the use of umbrella terms like "nobody wants" and "Non, nobody agrees"

The linguistic slight is crafty but total bullshit.
Posted by Non on January 8, 2009 at 10:42 AM
38
This poster is horrible, but I can't stop looking at it.
Posted by DOUG. on January 8, 2009 at 10:51 AM
39
Well, all poster snarkiness aside (Yes, we all know how much more important the spelling, grammar, aesthetics are than the message itself...Okay a little more snark.) Good Luck my Seattle gay and lesbian brothers and sisters!!! Have a blast!
Posted by Rob on January 8, 2009 at 10:58 AM
40
Wow. Most of you are completely missing the point of this post, and this event.

Your negativity is sad and uninspired.

Support these businesses to fight ignorance. And I think the poster is just fine (as if it matters what it looks like!).
Posted by dorky girl on January 8, 2009 at 10:59 AM
41
Sorry, Rob...we're gay. It's what we do. We wouldn't have gotten this far or nearly as rich without our critical eye for design

Posted by Realitizzy on January 8, 2009 at 11:06 AM
42
A comment and a question:

Comment: that is a horrible, horrible poster. Hate is not a proper noun.

Question: What does a het guy wear to a gay bar? I don't want to look trig.
Posted by Scalpel on January 8, 2009 at 11:16 AM
43
I don't know what's more embarrassing: the poster or the skein of comments here, especially the ones that use the name of an infant to disparage a disability. Shame on everyone doing that.

Let's hope that the poster gets fixed before it's mass-produced.
Posted by Van on January 8, 2009 at 11:23 AM
44
@42

A baby in a backpack.
Posted by elenchos on January 8, 2009 at 11:25 AM
45
@43

lol stfu triger
Posted by dumb triger, go back to alaskica on January 8, 2009 at 11:39 AM
46
#3 you're right on, but Friday is not normally as busy a day for drinking as Saturday and this way the bars get TWO days of heavy drinking revenue.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on January 8, 2009 at 11:39 AM
47
#30 fool of fools

Madison Pub supports many sport teams which cost real money

silly queene, always whining from ignorance
Posted by Art on January 8, 2009 at 11:42 AM
48
41, I'm gay too, (I just don't live in Seattle) but I really don't see the need to rip apart a hastily put together poster in this case. The design isn't the point here. (It's the internet, so people are just ruder by nature.)

Maybe people so critical of this poster should create a better one? Put your gay mouth where your gay money is?

Posted by Rob on January 8, 2009 at 11:49 AM
49
Okay, that should say your gay money where your gay mouth is. (I'm a dyslexic gay.)
Posted by Rob on January 8, 2009 at 11:53 AM
50
Why do I need all those telephone numbers to attend a pub crawl? To make reservations?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on January 8, 2009 at 12:08 PM
51
I agree with elenchos, Non. : (
Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale on January 8, 2009 at 12:14 PM
52
Did Seattle Gay News make this poster?
Posted by very bad homo on January 8, 2009 at 12:25 PM
53
1994 called. It wants its poster back.
Posted by keshmeshi on January 8, 2009 at 12:31 PM
54
i wasn't trigg before i started reading these comments, but now i'm trigged in the trigg trigg, and it triggin' triggs!

(you may replace trigg with smurf, if it makes it any easier to read...)
Posted by mb on January 8, 2009 at 12:36 PM
55
when i first heard about the crawl i was excited for it. but this is def not a crawl. you cant just post a list of places and say "go here"

get it together people. you organize it, have neighbors be the first spot and have people sign up and put into groups that will fit into the smaller bars. each group has a different itinerary and times to go to each establishment. way more fun.
Posted by TJ on January 8, 2009 at 12:38 PM
56
It's not even a poster for an organized pub crawl--it's a "call you friends and go out to these places, eh?" ad.

Stupid, stupid advertisement.
Posted by NapoleonXIV on January 8, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Posted by Adam on January 8, 2009 at 12:41 PM
58
I'd say the phone numbers are to let you call to see which bars are overcrowded.

What etiquette should straight guys follow in gay bars? Like straight women in clubs? ("I'm just here to dance and have a good time with my friends, not to get laid.")
Posted by obscure object of desire on January 8, 2009 at 1:01 PM
59
Horrible, horrible poster, as has been pointed out. And the last line, doesn't really make me say "yeah, this sounds like fun, I'm going to go out and be totally preoccupied and paranoid about my drink!" ....
Posted by The messenger killed the message on January 8, 2009 at 1:08 PM
60
I have a list of what is happening at each of those bars this weekend:
http://www.seattlegayscene.com/2009/01/c…
Posted by Bill W. on January 8, 2009 at 1:08 PM
61
So if I go to every bar and have one drink at each bar, that's 11 drinks. That will kill me quicker than a shot of ricin. Or maybe that's the real evil genius behind this threat.
Posted by I'm gonna die on January 8, 2009 at 1:16 PM
62
OF COURSE... the bar-owning homos will find a way to make a buck off of it in the name of solidarity. how convenient... "let's all drink ourselves better! the meth and booze and pills aren't helping enough..." if any portion of this "crawl's" monies were donated to local gay charities, you'd have my attention.
Posted by jadedQ on January 8, 2009 at 2:18 PM
63
DAMN! Someone threatens the community and all you queens can do is critique the flyer???
Posted by Anonymous on January 8, 2009 at 2:25 PM
64
If Rod Blagojevich or his ilk were behind this, everyone would be looking for the hidden motives, not just people like @62. I tend to agree, strongly, that the ones who will benefit from this incident are the bar owners. Think critically, people.
Posted by Van on January 8, 2009 at 2:27 PM
65
You call that critical thinking?

Obviously whoever made these threats knew the bar owners would do this, and that we would figure it out, and that we would therefore not go on the pub crawl. Pow! Bars destroyed.

Or would he? Perhaps the bar owners realized that we would figure out that the bars would be destroyed by a threat like this, since we would see the pub crawl as a cheap exploitation, and therefore we would realize that everyone would stay away, destroying the bars. So they are exploiting that fact to trick us all into going on the pub crawl.

Not that I'm simple enough to belive that. The TRUTH is far more complicated. And sinister. So complicated, and so sinister, that I dare not speak it. Or even think it. Because even our very thoughts --

-- But no! Best not to go there. Everyone should to their best do imagine the most diabolical plot they can, then assume the perpetrator(s) are one step ahead of them. Then act as if they already figured out you would act accordingly. Got it?
Posted by elenchos on January 8, 2009 at 3:11 PM
66
This poster is gettin no love! Y r u all soo wurried bout, gramer n'puctuashun ne ways?;!) huh./, I agree it’s not the most aesthetically pleasing poster in the world, but who gives a fuck! We have bigger things to worry about. Support the cause people!!!
Posted by Chase on January 8, 2009 at 3:22 PM
67
What a complete embarrassment I agree with #63
"How do you get a queers attention?...Spell something wrong
Posted by ANIuP on January 8, 2009 at 3:30 PM
68
.....food for thought #67
Posted by tiredofit on January 8, 2009 at 3:31 PM
69
worst. ad. writing. ever.

If you learn to say please in the right place, you will increase the efficiency of your poster a lot. It's like you get a free poster for every 3 you print.

key words to increase response include 'you' 'your' 'free' 'please'. You should try again. Please.
Posted by S. G. N. on January 8, 2009 at 3:45 PM
70
Due to my undeniable good looks I won't be attending this.

How about, as an alternative, any lesbians that frequent one or more of these places go work out this weekend? All the 'solidarity' in the world doesn't make putting up with the obese or vomit inspiring worth it.
Posted by jesseventure on January 9, 2009 at 1:15 AM
71
I was out at Neighbours tonight and I think the Pub Crawl is a bad idea. Why? Because regulars know each other. Stick to your favourite club; you will have an inherent advantage.
Posted by Fierce Redhead on January 9, 2009 at 3:06 AM
72
The critiques here is less gay bitchiness, and more Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
Posted by Rob on January 9, 2009 at 5:05 AM
73
Hmm, so some people think this is an "inside" job, perpetrated by a gay bar? Let us examine then: Ricin is made from a type of bean. Beans, of a different kind, are re-fried and served with Mexican food. Mexican food can be served with a Margarita. Margaritas are made with Tequila. Tequila is type of alcohol. And, alcohol is served in Bars. Yep, all one has to do is connect the dots and I can see where one might come to the conclusion of this being an "inside" job.
Posted by BobbyP2001 on January 9, 2009 at 10:36 AM
74
that poster IS embarrassing
and the point about this not being Sat night is a good one
Posted by wallydanger on January 9, 2009 at 8:32 PM
75
So, how was the pub crawl? Did anyone get poisoned by ricin?
Posted by idaho on January 11, 2009 at 11:55 PM
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