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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Science / Sex Re: Greenland Don't Want to Hurt Nobody

Posted by Eric Grandy on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Never fear, Lindy—if Greenland's bump'n'grind is a product of catastrophic global warming, Kells is prepared to evacuate Earth for the infinitely superior "Sex Planet":

(Also, he will pee on you.)

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LOL

R. Kelly is so hilariously ridiculous. Is he ever being serious, or is he part of some big joke?
Posted by N on January 7, 2009 at 4:29 PM
2
real talk
Posted by Lindy West on January 7, 2009 at 4:37 PM
3
His rocket is so full of fuel...
Posted by El on January 8, 2009 at 12:17 AM
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I love R. Kelly. He's to the point, which is more than I can say for most men.
Posted by thecandyqueen on January 8, 2009 at 8:35 AM

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