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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

TV Why Has This Woman Never Heard of the Foot Brush?!

Posted by on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 10:43 AM

Are your feet KILLING you? Well, they're killing me, because of their STINK. Finally there's a product that can solve both of our problems. It's the FOOT BRUSH. Simply squirt some suspicious goo onto the brush, and rub the stink right off your feet. Plus your footsies will be so invigorated, you'll feel like dancing all night in the co-op's rec room. THANK YOU, FOOT BRUSH!!

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Wm (tm)--- why are you mocking a foot brush?

What's next? I bet you can find something OUTRAGEOUS about dental floss if you keep up your research.....

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Posted by hartiepie on January 6, 2009 at 11:01 AM
2
you need to discover kinoki foot pads:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exmEGrNqg…
Posted by josh on January 6, 2009 at 11:12 AM
3
Peggy Hill would die for one of these.
Posted by boomhauer on January 6, 2009 at 11:14 AM
4
Is the goo soap w/water?
Posted by The Peanut Gallery on January 6, 2009 at 11:15 AM
5
Here's how to solve your problem without a problematic goo (?) and special accessaries:

Take a bath/shower and wash feet while doing so.

If feet still stink, there may be a fungus problem: there's over the counter stuff, and if that doesn't work, see a doctor.
Posted by judybrowni on January 6, 2009 at 11:19 AM
6
What she needs is an unselfish partner who will give her a foot massage, Sal.
Posted by doll on January 6, 2009 at 11:23 AM
7
55 FOXES!!!
Posted by feetfoxes. on January 6, 2009 at 2:25 PM
8
I like how they switched to the hot actress for the shower scene.
Posted by sepiolida on January 6, 2009 at 3:01 PM

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