Slog

News & Arts

Line Out

Music & Nightlife

Monday, January 5, 2009

Catholic Church Vandalized

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 10:44 AM

I can certainly understand anger with the Catholic Church, what with the Church's aggressive support for Prop 8 and the Pope's obsessive attacks on homosexuality. (What is she trying to tell us?) But vandalizing a Catholic Church (and a pro-gay franchise at that), while emotionally satisfying for the idiot vandals, represents a PR disaster for gays and lesbians, supporters of equality, and fans of the separation of church and state everywhere. Magic Underpants, Inc., the Catholic Church, and the conservative media are insisting, in the wake of Prop 8 protests, that people of faith are the real victims here, that they're the ones who are being targeted for discrimination by, er, um, the people that they've successfully targeted for discrimination. Peaceful protests at churches are fine—if attacks on gays and lesbians are being organized in churches protesters have a right to bring their complaints to churches—but property crimes are not okay, okay?

But....

Back when the current Pope was still Cardinal Ratzinger—back when he was the head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith (maybe you know that particular committee by its nickname: The Inquisition)—Ratzinger issued an infamous document. In his "Letter to the Bishops of the Catholic Church on the Pastoral Care of Homosexual Persons," Ratzinger argued that homosexuality is an "intrinsic moral evil... an objective disorder." (How would she know?) Ratzinger also argued that the gay and lesbian rights movement was responsible for anti-gay violence.

...when homosexual activity is consequently condoned, or when civil legislation is introduced to protect behavior to which no one has any conceivable right, neither the Church nor society at large should be surprised when other distorted notions and practices gain ground, and irrational and violent reactions increase.

Basically Ratzinger argued that anti-gay violence was an unsurprising response to gays and lesbians living openly and organizing for our rights. (The Catholic Church would rather we live chastely—you know, like priests and nuns or, um, as priests and nuns.) Organizing for our rights is a provocation, according to Ratzinger, and no one should be surprised when irrational types respond to provocations with acts of violence and blah blah Latin blah. But irrational and violent reactions aren't just for anti-gay whackos, Mr. Pope. When the Catholic Church launches attacks against the rights, dignity, and humanity of gays and lesbians, perhaps "neither the church nor society at large should be surprised when violent reactions increase."

That's not to say that vandalizing Catholic Churches is okay. It's not okay, okay? I condemn the vandalization of churches in the same spirit that the Pope Herself condemns acts of violence directed at homosexuals. (And considering that the amount of Catholic kitsch in my house could result in it being mistaken for a Catholic Church, I certainly don't want to encourage attacks on Catholic Churches.) But if the Pope is going to argue that gays and lesbians, by organizing for our rights, provoke acts of violence against ourselves, then the Pope has to accept that the Catholic Church, by organizing against our rights, is similarly capable of provoking acts of violence against itself.

Right?

Share via

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Newsvine
  • Reddit
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us
  • Email
 

Comments (41) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
I think a lot of people will miss the point. Not because it wasn't explained properly, but they just want to claim that you are advocating church vandalism.
Posted by Rob on January 5, 2009 at 10:52 AM
2
Lol!

You are right Dan, idiot Christians deserve to have their churches burned to the groun!

As Jews it is our duty to always attack Christians. And having an apostate like Dan Savage helps keep up the heat on these Christian idiots.

By the way I've heard there is a lot of anti-semitism about Israel killing Palestinians. Jews have a right to kill as many of these islamic vermin as we see fit. The Torah says to.

Please keep an eye out for people making anti-war comments. Any comment against the war is anti-semitic.

Vandalizing Churches is always a good idea though! :)
Posted by issur on January 5, 2009 at 10:53 AM
3
"vandalees" would be the church, the objects of the action of vandalizing.

Vandalors, or as you use later, vandals, would be the word to refer to the persons harming church property here.

Vandaloo would be what they ate before hand that stoked them up.
Posted by Goths, Huns, Franks et al. on January 5, 2009 at 10:54 AM
4
Is it ok to Visigoth a Catholic Church or your local franchise of Magic Underpants, Inc?
Posted by hairy handed bomb thrower on January 5, 2009 at 10:57 AM
5
while i understand anger, i just don't get vandalism.
Posted by joey on January 5, 2009 at 11:00 AM
6
So far the Pope is the asshat of the year (the year is young) He also tried to compare same sex love with the destruction of the environment. He should consider the impact to the environment caused by Catholic families dropping litters of eight or ten kids all over the globe.
Posted by Heather on January 5, 2009 at 11:05 AM
7
Way to stoke the fires of the Christian Victim Movement. I can just hear Hannity and O'Reilly now....

Of course, this could have been done by some Christian Victim Movement member....
Posted by The tidy convenient way to be a martyr on January 5, 2009 at 11:10 AM
8
The victor in these kinds of social movements is not the side that can inflict the most punishment, but the one that can absorb the most. Every church vandalism is a WIN FOR THE BIGOTS, just as every Matthew Shepard is (ultimately) a win for justice. Movements that don't get that are doomed to failure. I wish the gay rights movement would learn from the most powerful example there is -- the black civil rights struggle. Notice which side bombed churches there.
Posted by Fnarf on January 5, 2009 at 11:18 AM
9
Spray paint? Man, the bar for martyrdom has really been lowered over the last 2000 years.
Posted by flamingbanjo on January 5, 2009 at 11:18 AM
10
That was was so convoluted I got a little lost, especially the last bit a the end. So are you pro church vandalism, or anti?
Posted by elenchos on January 5, 2009 at 11:25 AM
11
Elenchos @10,

Yes, that was a bit convoluted. I expect logic like that from Charles, but Dan is usually more, um, straightforward.

Allow me to translate:

Vandalism is not okay.

But given the circumstances, the church shouldn't be surprised. And using the pope's own logic, they brought it on themselves.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on January 5, 2009 at 11:33 AM
12
I don't get the joke about referring to the pope as feminine. What is it?
Posted by Handle on January 5, 2009 at 11:33 AM
13
Thank you Dan, the only reason to dislike the catholic church is because of their stance on gay marriage, they have done nothing else that would make one not like them except for their views on homosexuality, I am so happy you pointed that out. The catholic church doesn't like gays, that's the only problem I have with the church. God bless your gay soul.
Posted by Thought I Saw A Bum on January 5, 2009 at 11:34 AM
14
I thought it was pretty clear: "That's not to say that vandalizing Catholic Churches is okay. It's not. I condemn the vandalization of churches".

The last bit simply points out how the Pope's own logic ought to foreclose any Catholic outrage at this vandalism. Which, of course, it won't, but the point still stands.
Posted by Irena on January 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM
15
well now - the Pope as World's Leading Homophobic Bigot Holding Amazing Power - welcome to the clue bus Dan

I know this is hard for lapsed Catholics, and tons of them are queer, but, this Pope is determined to counter the planet wide movement for gay rights

very dangerous person, in a league almost unto himself - along with Muslims - on so called values, pushing hard to go back three centuries ...

The Catholic influence on Latins is very strong - and of course, that community is now part of the Pan American ethic mix in strong numbers .... and many have retained the homophobia thrown at them by the church ... opting for beat the queer machismo instead ...
Posted by ROY on January 5, 2009 at 11:38 AM
16
It's only a little spray paint. I am not justifying it, it's clearly wrong headed, but compared to having your rights taken away it's very little. As for Ratzinger, she is obsessive about cock sucking, isn't she?
Posted by Vince on January 5, 2009 at 11:41 AM
17
Oh Mary, what is not to understand? Look at the drag garb Her Magnifico parades around in ... oh ,please
Posted by Louis on January 5, 2009 at 11:41 AM
18
A German meal is all I need
To make my day complete.
It's hard to keep account of all
The strudel that I eat.

Vandalor, vandalee,
Vandalor,
Van-da-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Vandalor, vandalee,
My Pradas on my feet!

(Sung to the tune of The Happy Wanderer)
Posted by rob on January 5, 2009 at 11:43 AM
19
8
exactly.
more MLK.
less Savage.
Posted by I know smarmy gloating when I see it on January 5, 2009 at 11:45 AM
20
Wow, a nuanced response that highlights a subtle, logical analogy. I like reading this new, reasoned Dan! But why the change from angry gay poster boy?
Posted by David Wright on January 5, 2009 at 11:48 AM
21
Dan doesn't realize that you don't build yourself up by tearing down, mocking, ridiculing and disrespecting others.
Or he doesn't care.
Posted by chad on January 5, 2009 at 11:48 AM
22
@ 12: Really? Have you ever seen the lavish gowns that bitch wears? I wish I could be so gay.
Posted by Mike in MO on January 5, 2009 at 11:55 AM
23
@19, you do know that MLK was considered by many a radical trouble maker in his time, right?
Posted by Rob on January 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM
24
#23

only by the white people

Stokley and Macolm X WERE the trouble makers
Posted by Frank on January 5, 2009 at 12:06 PM
25
Okay 21, how should a model gay rights campaign go? You seem to be hinting that you are an expert at such things. What would you do in Dan's place?

Why should people not mock the ridiculousness, and hypocrisy of the anti gay rights movement?
Posted by Rob on January 5, 2009 at 12:06 PM
26
I am a bad, bad man, etc.
Posted by Dan Savage on January 5, 2009 at 12:07 PM
27
Well, yes, Dan.

Of course, that doesn't mean the gay-hating church people are good - they're worse.
Posted by Will in Seattle on January 5, 2009 at 12:10 PM
28
That post was too long Dan.
Posted by Fly-Over Illinois on January 5, 2009 at 12:16 PM
29
26
merely foolish,
and counter-productive
Posted by Your Name Here on January 5, 2009 at 12:16 PM
30
Pope Rat is a repulsive rodent!
Posted by blackhook on January 5, 2009 at 12:18 PM
31
@4, they've been Visigothing the Catholic Church in Spain for something like 1600 years. Check their results before trying a repeat.
Posted by Read it in the Times on January 5, 2009 at 12:21 PM
32

On a related note, see how news broadcasts from around the world are talking about gay rights, from Iran to Russia in this video:

http://www.linktv.org/video...

Watch Global Pulse to know what the rest of the world is saying. I'm an intern working with them.

From LinkTV, a nonprofit TV channel dedicated to world news, documentaries, cinema and programming.
www.linktv.org
Posted by globalpulse on January 5, 2009 at 1:22 PM
33
When I saw it yesterday, I knew it would make the news.

No pity for the Catholics, though. The fools who attend this branch of the Catholic church are cafeteria Catholics. Don't they understand that the Church cannot be the voice of morality when it takes immoral positions?

I'm glad that this church was vandalized and I wish more direct action would be taken against the current bishop (er, nazi) here....
Posted by TonyJazz on January 5, 2009 at 2:25 PM
34
So, TonyJazz, you're glad. You must want the hope for full civil rights for gays to recede, then. Direct action? You mean, like assassinate him? You'll set back gay rights a hundred years if you do. Stop being an asshole and start trying to win the war.
Posted by Fnarf on January 5, 2009 at 2:28 PM
35
Dan, you've forgotten something very important here: The Pope has effectively barred all openly or potentially gay men from the priesthood. So ... Pope Benny doesn't want us to live as priests, either.

I agree with you on those clothes, though: There's some serious sublimation going on. Perhaps His Fluffiness ought to submit to a penile plethysmograph, just to quell those pesky rumors?
Posted by timhulsey on January 5, 2009 at 3:35 PM
36
i would be amazed if this vandalism was not done BY prop-8 supporters, to make their political opponents look bad.

the passion of the earlier protests has already flagged. this 'act' looks totally bogus and contrived to me. does no one else think so? because i'm totally calling bullshit.
Posted by happyhedonist on January 5, 2009 at 6:00 PM
37
It's well documented that Herr Ratzinger was a registered member of the Hitler Youth movement in his teens. Heil!

Bet he'd try and tell you all how six million jews "asked for it" as well, plus the Gypsy's and all the Pink Triangles too. This mans hate-mongering stretches back more than six decades.
Posted by Kitten on January 5, 2009 at 10:45 PM
38
36
It's also well documented that James Chaney, Michael Schwerner and Andrew Goodman were murdered by the NAACP, CORE and Anti-Defamation League in order to make the Klan look bad.
Very bad.
Posted by KKK calling BS on January 6, 2009 at 6:30 AM
39
Violence and vandalism are not good politically, not good morally. I understand people's frustration with the sad position of the Vatican, but the San Francisco parish "Most Holy Redeemer" is clearly the wrong target. It is a wonderful and open and courageous place. Its community has the guts to "straddle" this difficult time--which sure has to change.

James B. Moldovan
Posted by James B. Moldovan on January 6, 2009 at 7:57 AM
40
Boo fuckin' hoo all around.
Posted by Yeek on January 6, 2009 at 8:35 AM
41
I love the way this appears in the "Most Commented On Slog" side bar as "Catholic Church Vandalized by Dan Savage". That's a headline that grabs the eye...
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on January 6, 2009 at 10:15 AM

Add a comment

 

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use