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??!! Because You Want Your Dog to Think Random Turds Are Chew Toys
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Jan 5, 2009 at 12:46 PM
I can't figure out what grosses me out more: that someone would purchase a "Mr. Poop" or a "Mini Poo" chew toy for his dog or the likelihood—the certainty—that someone, somewhere has already used a Mr. Poop or a Mini Poo as a dildo.
Follow this link to read the mind bending tale of how Mr. Poop finally found a home—in your dog's mouth. Here's a taste: "Abandoned at birth, the Poops could not understand why no one would want them. Alone, in the hot sun, they were left to dry out with no hope of survival. With each passing dog they hoped that they would not be so dried out that no one would recognize them as they sniffed looking for find their own family..."
1
If it's like a Kong, you can fill it with peanut butter and the dog will spend hours trying to lick it all out.
2
The idea that someone has used them as a dildo is even funnier when you consider the fact that they are squeaker toys.
5
The frowns are kinda disturbing. Also, the fact that they don't look very much like poop makes me curious about the health of the person who designed them. He may need to see a doctor about taking too much naproxin or Pepto Bismol, and/or be checked for scaly, massive worms.
6
When you walk through your house, how do you know what is real poo and what is toy poo? I mean, what if you kick at one thinking it's the toy and...And what do the neighbors think when they visit? Anyway, they are funny. I could see sneaking one into a purse or suitcase.
7
What always blows me away about stuff like this is that there were meetings held by several (possibly more) people to discuss design, marketing, manufacturing, etc. Wtf, indeed?
8
#6: When I walk around my house, 1) I don't expect to find real poo on the floor; and 2) I don't expect real poo to sprout eyes and stare at me pensively.
In fact, that'd kinda wig me out.
In fact, that'd kinda wig me out.
9
The poop as dildo comment made me think of the movie Me and You and Everyone We Know...when the little boy says " I will poop from my butthole into your butthole...then you will poop it back in to my butt hole..etc.. Ahhh bathroom humor does make me laugh. Over and over again:)
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