Culture Dish wonders, "Is This Cute Video Just a Rat Loving a Cat, or the Beginning of the End of Toxo?"
The parasite Toxoplasma infects many species (including an estimated 60 million people in the US), but it can only undergo sexual reproduction in cat digestive tracts. Evolutionarily speaking, this means toxo's survival depends 100% on its host being eaten by a cat...So toxo has evolved a complicated system for taking over its hosts' brains to increase the likelihood that they'll be eaten by cats (for example: it rewires rat brains so they're actually attracted to the smell of cat urine). Knowing this, I ask you: Is this rat just friends with this cat? Or is it actually in a toxo induced frenzy and trying to get eaten? If so, then this video is an example of a cat kicking toxo's ass.
Why, why, why did I go ahead with that Google Alert for "feces"?
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police said an elderly Port St. Lucie woman was so neglected by her son that her never-removed shoes had grown into her feet.
Port St. Lucie police were called to Columbia Medical Center on Saturday after paramedics found Anna Chuboff, 90, lying in the hallway of her home.
According to the police report, Chuboff told police she lived with her son, whom she said often yelled at her and uses the "F" word a lot.
Her son, Robert Rozenti, 68, was arrested and charged with neglect of an elderly person.
According to the arrest affidavit, Rozenti told police he and his mother do not have a good relationship and that he is her illegitimate son. Rozenti said he had not taken her to the hospital in two years and made no arrangements for any home nursing, stating that she takes care of herself and will not let him take care of her.
Police said her mattress had fecal stains on it that had not been cleaned, and the kitchen had limited food consisting of tomatoes, one package of sandwich meat, oatmeal and a few cans of soup.
I am sorry, unfortunate old lady, about your terrible "F"-ing son. Malnourished-permanent-feces-shoe-feet is no way to spend one's nineties. I hope you get a nice place to live now.
Ketchup water?

Or milk crust?

Please advise.
Dear Friends,We at the Hideout have been reading the news and listening to the stories and know that our country has fallen upon difficult times. This coming year will bring hardships and challenges unlike any our generation has ever experienced, and with this change comes new ways of living. Americans are adopting leaner, more cautious spending habits and as their budgets are whittled down to the most basic needs, often art and culture take a back seat to food and shelter. We at the Hideout recognize this growing concern and have consulted with some of the greatest economic minds of our time to find a way to help alleviate the burden faced by this wave of fear and fiscal conservation.
After days of research, the Hideout announces its 2009 Economic Stimulus Plan for visual artists showcasing work at our establishment. For the calendar year of 2009, we extend discounted prices on beer and spirits, to all (80) of our artists, all of the time. You may enjoy $1.50 Rainiers, $2.50 drafts, and $3.00 well drinks from opening to close, 365 days a year. This economic stimulus plan expires on December 31st, 2009, at which time we hope the United States economy has sufficiently recovered and art sales have returned to pre-depression levels.
As an artist affiliated with the Hideout, we have a special card with your name on it, which you can proudly carry and use to receive your discount. We hope this small gesture makes your year a little easier and that the savings may be spent on rent, art supplies and other bare necessities. We would also like to see you more.
Happy New Year and thank you for bringing beauty into dark times (and our dark bar). We wish you the very best and look forward to seeing the creative output these coming months will undoubtedly produce.
Sincerely,
Your local economists at the Hideout
Where's Gregoire?: Crack den. Cabinet interview. Coma. Iraq!
Today in School-Related Drama: While the Seattle School Superintendent prepares to release her recommendations for local school closures, Israeli airstrikes kill 30 outside a UN school on the Gaza Strip.
You Call These Fishsticks?: Angry 4-year-old shoots babysitter.
Where Vigilante Justice Meets Poor Sportsmanship: Puyallup mom pleads guilty to assaulting neighborhood sex offender with baseball bat.
Impending Skoal Boom Among Young Mothers?: Washington State considers ban on smoking in cars with children.
One Hand Taketh Away, the Other Giveth: Widow wins lottery on dead husband's ticket.
Tomorrow We'll Learn She Put Out Cigarettes on the Baby's Eyelids: Port Angeles woman accused of throwing her dead baby in a trash can now accused of drowning said baby in a toilet.
Adidos! McDnoald's! Panosaonic!: Fake-brands shopping center set to open in China.
India Provides Proof of Mumbai Attacks to Pakistan: Also, doesn't the guy in the accompanying photo kinda look like he's topless?
Finally, to help contextualize the ongoing discussion of hip-hop and its ramifications, here's some more actual hiphop. The artist: the Somalia-born/Canada-residing K'naan. Why it's just the song with no visuals: Because videos rarely make music better.
But if Governor Gregoire's announcement tomorrow isn't big, this whole evening of mystery and intrigue will end up being a good case study in how not to manage media expectations. The disappearing act, the declining to narrow down the range of possibilities—that's what politicians do when they want to create suspense. The implicit promise: the climax will be worth it.
The 5th Ave plans to produce a pre-Broadway adaptation of Catch Me if You Can—and is holding open auditions.
"We're doing it at the Fifth Avenue Theatre in Seattle," the show's composer, Marc Shaiman, told Playbill.com. "The Fifth Avenue is actually co-producing it. I believe it's their first venture into becoming a regional theatre, not just a landlord to touring productions. We had such a lovely experience there with Hairspray, it sure sounded good to us."Shaiman said the long-aborning show would play during summer 2009, with dates to be determined.
Jack O'Brien will direct. As to the cast, Shaiman said, "I can't say yet, but I hope many of the people who have been in it over the years will be in it."
Nathan Lane and Christian Borle starred in a July 2007 reading of the new musical. Lane also starred in an August 2006 reading of Catch Me If You Can.
A chance to share the stage with Nathan Lane? No wonder Gregoire's gone AWOL. Here's the information:
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN has music by Marc Shaiman, lyrics by Scott Whitman and Marc Shaiman, book by Terrence McNally, direction by Jack O’Brien and choreography by Jerry Mitchell.
Auditions will be held January 6-10 (callbacks will be held as needed between 10am-6pm Jan. 9 and Jan 10).
Call 206-260-2115 to schedule an appointment. All actors and dancers should bring two current headshots and resumes.
According to the governor's office, Gregoire is in an undisclosed location, belting out her rendition of "Oom-Pah-Pah" from Oliver!
Full audition details below the jump, promising "lots of speaking and singing lines and 'moments.'"
Talking to local political types this evening, I'm hearing a number of cautions—and statements of disbelief—at the idea that the mysteriously-disappeared Gov. Gregoire is about to be nominated as Obama's Commerce Secretary. The governor's office, for its part, is staying mum until early tomorrow morning, when all will be revealed.
"Hackers hijack Obama's, Britney's Twitter accounts" (via computerworld.com).
The backstory is here. (She's disappeared! An announcement is set for tomorrow morning!) The Slog poll is here:
Where is Governor Gregoire?
State Democratic Party chair Dwight Pelz hadn't heard anything about Gov. Christine Gregoire seeking an appointment with the Obama administration (for context, see below), but said, "She just worked really hard for her election. I can't even possibly fathom that."
Update: Another Democratic source claims it's "highly unlikely" that tomorrow's announcement will be very exciting, although Gregoire will reportedly speak via satellite feed.
This should make the right wing nuts a little nuttier.
Over to you, Bill O'Reilly.
More speculation about our mysteriously absent governor: The second (and my preferred) theory (after the commerce-secretary theory cited below) is that Gregoire—who is reportedly in D.C.—is going to announce that Washington State is getting a big chunk of Obama's proposed stimulus package, and/or funding to replace the Alaskan Way Viaduct

The artist Doris Chase, who split her life between Seattle and New York and who is most visibly represented here by two bronze abstract sculptures (one at left, atop Queen Anne) that actually don't tell you all that much about her life's work (which was just as focused on video and performance as painting and sculpture), died on December 23 at her apartment at Horizon House.
A public memorial service is scheduled for her at 2 pm January 9 at University Unitarian Church, 6556 35th Ave NE.
A public/online memorial of a sort is represented by this a great essay on her life at HistoryLink. (Deloris Tarzan Ament and Patricia Failing also have books out on her.)
But might we have an actual art exhibition to remember her and to examine her influence?
The Stranger Election Control Board sized up Brad Owen in our election endorsements back in August...
Anyone but Brad Owen
Lieutenant Governor Brad Owen has been on call since 1996 in case the real governor drops dead. This leaves him plenty of extra time, which he uses to tour the state with his crappy-ass rock band and crusade against pot. This year we support all four of Owen's challengers: An empty bag of chips (Marcia McCraw), a one-eyed dog (Arlene A. Peck), a crusty come sock (Jim Wiest), and a man without a website (Randel Bell). All are more qualified to hold this post than Brad Owen.
And please join the SECB and vote stoned as a matter of principle.
Brad Owen: less qualified to be lieutenant governor than an empty bag of chips, a crusty come sock, a one-eyed dog, and a man without a website. God help us if Gregoire is joining the Obama administration and Owen takes over as governor.
I just spoke with Marina Castillo, the mother of Carlos Bernardez—one of the men who police say was involved in the shooting at Chop Suey early Sunday morning.
Castillo did not attend Bernardez's bail hearing earlier today but she does not believe her son was involved in the shooting.
Police say Bernardez and another man, 25-year-old Roger LaBranche, opened fire inside of the club early Sunday morning, but Castillo says she's familiar with most of her son's friends and doesn't believe her 18-year-old son knows LaBranche. "He’s older, you know. I know my son’s friends. This person, I don’t know him," Castillo says.
Castillo says she had not seen her son—who lives with her—over the last few weeks, but spoke with him briefly yesterday evening before SPD SWAT officers stormed her home in Yesler Terrace and arrested Bernardez. Yesterday afternoon, hours after the shooting, Castillo finally saw her son. "I said hello. He was normal," she says.
Castillo says her son has been in trouble before—I wrote about his weapons charges here and Castillo also alluded to a domestic violence case, which does not appear in King County court records—and dropped out of Rainier Beach High School last year. "I always try to warn him about trouble," Castillo says. "I do what a mother’s supposed to do. He doesn’t listen."
Here is a list of the top 500 worst passwords of all time. Here are a few of them:

It's pretty fascinating—and depressing—stuff. I don't use any of the passwords on this list, but I do have to say I know a couple of my passwords are really bad. I figure the badness, at this point, almost works as protection.
Some tea leaves: The Governor of Washington State has disappeared. Her office, while very tight-lipped about her whereabouts, tells me there will be an announcement early tomorrow morning. Obama's transition team plans to announce the new Commerce Secretary nominee (replacing Bill Richardson) "very quickly."
From my interview just now with Gregoire spokesperson Laura Lockard:
Q: Is Governor Gregoire going to be Obama's nominee for Commerce Secretary?A: “We’re not able to speak to that so we’ll do a release in the morning.”
Q: Where is she?
A: “She’s out of state.”
Q: Is she in the country?
A: "I’m not allowed to say.”
Q: Is she going to continue as Governor of Washington State?
A: "I’m not allowed to say.”
Like everyone, I await tomorrow's announcement. But I will say—and again this is just tea leaves—that Lockard didn't sound like a staffer who was mourning some sort of personal tragedy in her boss's life.
And, not to get too far ahead of things, but: Governor Brad Owen?
First, Paul Krugman says Obama's proposal for massive tax cuts is "bad news":
There’s a reasonable economic case for including a significant amount of tax cuts in the package, mainly in year one.But the numbers being reported — 40 percent of the whole, two-year plan — sound high. And all the news reports say that the high tax-cut share is intended to assuage Republicans; what this presumably means is that this was the message the off-the-record Obamanauts were told to convey.
And that’s bad news.
Look, Republicans are not going to come on board. Make 40% of the package tax cuts, they’ll demand 100%. Then they’ll start the thing about how you can’t cut taxes on people who don’t pay taxes (with only income taxes counting, of course) and demand that the plan focus on the affluent. Then they’ll demand cuts in corporate taxes. And Mitch McConnell is already saying that state and local governments should get loans, not aid — which would undermine that part of the plan, too.
Then Eliot Spitzer, writing for Slate, says Obama's stimulus package should be focused on transforming the economy, not building roads and bridges:
Paving roads, repairing bridges that need refurbishing, and accelerating existing projects are all good and necessary, but not transformative. These projects by and large are building or patching the same economy with the same flaws that got us where we are. Our concern should be that as we look for the next great infrastructure project to transform our economy, we might rebuild the Erie Canal and find ourselves a century behind technologically.
And blogs all over are reacting to the fact that Obama still hasn't mentioned transit as part of his otherwise roads-centric stimulus package. Here's one take from the California High-Speed Rail Blog:
At some point Obama is going to have to use the bully pulpit to help Americans see that rail must become a much more central part of our transportation and economic policy. It would be good if he did that at the outset of his administration.Instead I am hearing reports that policy change will come later in 2009 when the Transportation Equity Act (TEA) comes up for reauthorization. At that time, Congressional insiders claim, we will finally see the bigger shift away from highways and towards passenger rail. Kerry's HSR bill will be taken up around the same time and will likely be a part of that broader policy shift.
It's not how I would do it - politically it makes more sense to open with a call for change, while you have a 75% approval rating. That has a tendency to reduce resistance in Congress.
...has Goldy wondering about his own future.
What does it mean when a former lover posts an old and totally forgotten photo of you on Facebook?
What is she saying? I do not know who are you, Mr. Mudede, but this is the man I once loved? Where has he gone? What have you done to him, you old, puffy spider? I have no idea what happened to this strange character (20, fading hi-top fade, daydreaming) in the photo. I barely know him; I barely like him.
From the AP/P-I:
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Gov. Chris Gregoire is out of state, but her office won't say where she is.Gregoire was set to be the keynote speaker Tuesday at a pre-legislative session forum sponsored by The Associated Press, but her office canceled Monday afternoon. Legislative director Marty Brown will stand in for Gregoire at the forum.
Spokesman Pearse Edwards said that Gregoire will be making an announcement Tuesday morning, and that no further information would be released before then.
She missed her deadline to pick a Viaduct replacement option. She's being pummeled—and sued—over her crappy, crappy budget. And now she has, apparently, gone AWOL.
Office speculation: She landed a job in the Obama administration. Or just snapped her chain.
Either way, it'd be a step up.
Bouguereau?: Not a starving artist.