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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Ahem.

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 8:14 PM

Israel has invaded Gaza. Slog is AWOL. Andrew Sullivan is all over it.

Sen. Al Franken

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 7:57 PM

On CNN last night some talking head or other described Norm Coleman as the "long-serving Senator from Minnesota." Coleman was elected in 2002—so he's served just a single six-year term. And it's looking more and more like that's going to be Norm's only term. Al Franken is now up by more than 200 votes after absentee ballots were counted today.

Franken's lead now stands at 225 votes after gaining 176 votes more than Coleman in Saturday's review of the formerly sealed absentee ballots. Franken started the day with a 49-vote advantage.

The 933 absentee ballots were among those rejected by poll workers but later found to be excluded in error. The campaigns eventually agreed they should be added to the recount.
Unless Coleman wins a pending court petition that seeks to add hundreds more ballots to the recount, the counting is done and the Canvassing Board can sign off on the result on Monday or Tuesday. The result cannot be certified for at least one more week under state law.

Way to go, Al.

Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 7:53 PM

A man who initially told police gunmen kidnapped his 2 1/2-year-old son was arrested Saturday, accused of committing an "extremely hideous" murder because he was ordered to pay child support, Police Superintendent Warren Riley said....

"He had said he would kill either his wife or his child before he paid child support," which he recently had been ordered to do, Riley said.

Riley said he did not know the amount of child support and would not describe how the boy was killed, saying the coroner would do that after the autopsy was complete. The coroner's spokesman did not immediately return a call. "The mother is in a safe place," Riley said.

Although he had visiting rights, Platt, 22, of New Orleans, had never visited the boy until he picked him up Friday, Riley said.

Break Out the Wedding Dresses and Tuxedos

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 5:30 PM

Calling all fags and their hags, dykes and their bikes, trans and their fans:

This Saturday, January 3rd, Café Metropolitain (1701 E Olive Way) will be hosting the Queer Ally Coalition's Drink for Equality. This will be a fundraising event to cover cost for the January 10th Repeal DOMA Protest. There will be specialty drinks, a movie showing, and prizes for best wedding attire. So break out the wedding dresses and tuxedos, as we tell the religious right were they can shove their hate and bigotry.

Cafe Metropolitain—Capitol Hill's surreal, incomprehensible simulacrum of the City of Lights—is totally weird and great.

So Much to Regret

Posted by Gillian Anderson on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 4:00 PM

Our annual Regrets issue is a painful time for the copy editors. Being reminded of all the mistakes I tried to forget, reliving every typo...

I take consolation in reading the corrections in other papers; it makes me feel a bit better, like it's not just me. I also enjoy reading www.regrettheerror.com where journalist Craig Silverman "reports on media corrections, retractions, apologies, clarifications and trends regarding accuracy and honesty in the press." The entries are sometimes funny, sometimes mundane, sometimes horrible.

A few small examples from the site:

Because of an editor’s error, a photograph of Neil Diamond was incorrectly used in a review of Neil Young at the DCU Center in Worcester in Monday’s Telegram & Gazette.


We mistakenly appointed Bill Gates to the post of US defence secretary in an article with the headline: Obama’s education secretary is Chicago schools chief, 17 December, page 21. Robert Gates is currently secretary of defence in the US. Bill Gates is the founder and chairman of Microsoft and a philanthropist.


Some versions of this story incorrectly said: “One out of every two Black Americans is infected with HIV, according to a new report from the Black Aids Institute.” In fact, as the story now says, “One in two persons newly infected with HIV in the U.S. is African-American … ”


In a Nov. 6 story about AC/DC, The Associated Press erroneously quoted producer Brendan O’Brien as saying the band’s music was aggressive in a way that’s catchy and “hokey.” The word he actually used was “hooky,” which is music-industry parlance for a song full of irresistible refrains, or “hooks.”


The new sex columnist for the New York Press resigned after her first column included questions taken from Dan Savage’s syndicated sex column.

Never Forget

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 3:24 PM

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(Via Ffffound!)

Exit, Pursued by a Bear (Market)

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Always be closing:

In Ohio.

Akron, Ohio — The final curtain falls on Carousel Dinner Theatre Saturday night when the Rubber City institution closes after 35 years of serving musicals and prime rib to hundreds of thousands of Northeast Ohioans hungry for live entertainment.

The Carousel, the Cleveland-area's only dinner theater —a combination restaurant, bar and Broadway musical palace that seats 800 — announced on Friday that it will go out of business after tonight.

Which means hundreds, if not thousands, of patrons who already signed up for the 2009 season of six shows — which had been scheduled to begin Wednesday — will be owed refunds. Season tickets for prime seats cost $309.

Carousel owner Joseph E. Palmer and marketing director Sarah Lance did not return telephone calls and email inquiries Friday, the day the Beacon Journal reported the closure had been announced to the Carousel's 150 staff members on New Year's Eve.

On Broadway.

For those susceptible to the romantic allure of attending the last performance of a Broadway show, January will be one for the history books. The annual post-holiday doldrums in the theater district are proving particularly doleful in 2009, as more than a dozen plays and musicals — almost half of the current lineup, incredible though it may seem — get ready to close by the end of the month.

What's still kicking: Vancouver's PuSh Festival (Jan 20 to Feb 8), Portland's Fertile Ground Festival (all new works; Jan 23 to Feb 1), and NYC's Under the Radar Festival (Jan 7 to Jan 18), with shows by Mabou Mines, Holcombe Waller, Tim Etchells, Tim Crouch (with England, which he performed at the Henry a few months ago), and sometime locals Tommy Smith and Reggie Watts.

Because, in the New Economy, fringe theater is not as fucked as big theater.

We hope.


(The entirety of Disinformation—by Reggie Watts, Tommy Smith, local dancer/choreographer Amy O'Neal—at last year's Under the Radar Festival. Also: Thanks to Slog tipper Daniel for the headline to this post.)

Bye George!

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Adding up eight years:


62, president's age.

2, number of children, twin daughters Jenna and Barbara.

2, the number of Supreme Court justices appointed by Bush.

2, number of wars started during the Bush presidency _ in Iraq and Afghanistan.

$1.47, the price of a gallon of regular gas in the week of Jan 22, 2001.

$4.11, the highest price for a gallon of regular gas during Bush's presidency, in the week of July 7, 2008.

$230 billion, the approximate size of the federal budget surplus for the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, 2000.

$4.11, the highest price for a gallon of regular gas during Bush's presidency, in the week of July 7, 2008.

$230 billion, the approximate size of the federal budget surplus for the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, 2000.

$454.8 billion, the size of the federal budget deficit for the fiscal year that ended Sept. 30, 2008.

10,581.90, the Dow Jones industrial average at market opening on Jan. 22, 2001.

9,034.69, the Dow Jones industrial average at market closing on Jan. 2, 2009.

2,759.10, the opening of the NASDAQ composite index on Jan. 22, 2001.

1,632.21, the closing of the NASDAQ composite index on on Jan. 2, 2009.

And now for my favorite Bushism:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

The Most Famous Woman in Italy?

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 11:36 AM

Even more famous than Sarah Palin!
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You guessed it.

In two weeks starts the trial that will most likely bring to an end many of her hopes and freedoms. Not from here to infinity, but from here to fifty.

Today The Stranger Suggests

Posted by The Stranger on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Chow

Hot Chocolate

At Crémant's weekend brunch—retardedly delicious; not that expensive; just go, and get the pork belly—there is this hot chocolate. The best hot chocolate. Chef Scott Emerick heats fancy milk and adds fancy chocolate, and a whole bunch of it comes to you in a white ceramic teapot that looks like a snowball. A SNOWBALL FILLED WITH CREAMY GODDAMN MAGIC! Sip with a friend and hold hands. (Crémant, 1432 34th Ave, 322-4600. 10 am–2 pm, $6.) LINDY WEST

Advantage and Disadvantage of History

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 10:57 AM

A consequence of reading too much philosophy is that the whole world around you begins to speak in philosophy. Out of national events, small actions, facial expressions, the shapes and shades of clouds—from out of these and many, many other things and happenings we hear a dialectic, a conversation, a philosophical discourse. "When you see trees swaying about they are talking to one another," said Wittgenstein to his students. That type talking has its origin in the ancient city of Miletus.

And what part of this 2000-year-old conversation did I hear when I read about this tragic incident?

The 22-year-old man who was shot and killed by police this morning while wearing a Nazi uniform was, according to his friends, a World War II buff and German Culture major at the University of Washington.

According to one of UW senior Miles Murphy's friends, Murphy collected World War II memorabilia and participated in recreations of battles. "I think the Nazi thing is being blown out of proportion," the friend says. "They reenact battles and stuff. [He wasn't] modeling himself after Hitler."

I heard a discussion concerning a sentence in the first paragraph of Nietzsche's essay on history: "We wish to serve history only insofar as it serves the living."

Reading Today

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 10:09 AM

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There's a reading tonight! It's been so long due to this Christmas-inspired readings break, I barely know what to say or do.

Let's see—*ahem*—Michael Schein reads at Third Place Books tonight from Just Deceits, a historical mystery. I was hoping it was about time-traveling lawyers, but it's not. Also, there's a discussion up at the Greenlake branch of the Seattle Public Library titled "Poetry, Prose or Public Issue." The discussion is sponsored by the folks at Poets West.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.

The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sat, Jan 3, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Posted by News Intern Aaron Pickus

Resource wars: Russia cuts off gas supply to Ukraine, EU affected.

Sri Lankan insurgency: Rebels lose their capital, continue fight. 70,000 dead.

Life sucks: Victim of tiger attack owes San Francisco $75,000 for medical bill.

Israeli-Hamas war: Israel begins bombardment with artillery, air strikes continue.

Iraqi aid: Iraqi air force carrying aid to Gaza.

Bail-outs: States ask for $1 trillion in federal assistance.

Captain's log: Mars rovers celebrate five years on Mars.

Talk talk talk: Cuba wants to talk to Obama.

Washington's State Shithead: Tim Eyman has new initiative.

Minnesota battle: Last re-count begins in Coleman, Franken senate race.

USA! YUH! YUH! USA!

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