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Friday, January 2, 2009

Life Today in Feces: Addendum

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Did you ever wish you could send friends and family tender internet greetings in the form of an anthropomorphized enema nozzle dressed up as various famous works of art?

WISH GRANTED.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet EneMan, the supercool colorectal health spokes-enema!

Note the unfortunate paint splatters.

Note EneMan's bitchin' shades.

Happy birthday, grandma! Sorry you got laid off, Gary! I got you this EneWoman with the Pearl Earring. Because I love you. And so does your rectum.

Thanks, eternally, to Improbable Research and Andrew.

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Wow.

That is the best thing ever, or at least in quite some time. The EneMan returned from war kissing his ladyfriend is... well. Mind-boggling.

Posted by leek on January 2, 2009 at 8:40 PM

Oh Yeah!!! Duff-Man... er, Enema-Man is here to par-tay, Oh Yeah!!!

Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 2, 2009 at 11:52 PM

EneMan can kick Douchebag's ass, but trying to get people to call each other "Enemabag" isn't having the planned results. Expect more layoffs this weekend because of it. :p

Posted by YourFriendlyN'hoodEnemaSeller on January 2, 2009 at 11:52 PM

EneMan should team up with these guys and sing the praises of colorectal exams!

"We praise the colorectal surgeon,
Misunderstood and much maligned.
Slaving away in heart of darkness,
Working where the sun don't shine."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuuTbmdoz…

Posted by Zoe on January 3, 2009 at 12:55 AM

as part of a long night of pure sexual delight - with much butt faucking - the emnnema is very cool

except use slightly hotter wather than you think you should

Posted by Joe Butter Ass on January 3, 2009 at 11:12 AM