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Friday, January 2, 2009

TV "Melons" vs. Melons: WHO YA GOT?!

Posted by on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 4:00 PM

There's a reason I don't watch American cooking shows. And it's because they rarely feature women with ginormous funbags smashing them against defenseless watermelons. Prepare for your first big shock of 2009.


 

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1
someone, somewhere, is masturbating to that clip.
Posted by dwight moody on January 2, 2009 at 4:06 PM
2
I like that her career trajectory went from beer can smashing with cans to the more Gallagher-esque melon smashing with melons. You've gotta hand it to carnies.
Posted by jackie treehorn on January 2, 2009 at 4:08 PM
3
I especially enjoyed when some of her hair fell off.
Posted by Sheryl on January 2, 2009 at 4:08 PM
4
Weather is great here on...


OLD NEWS ISLAND!
Posted by chichi on January 2, 2009 at 4:12 PM
5
Ow.
Posted by Ow. on January 2, 2009 at 4:13 PM
6
I don't wanna see, thunk yow bery match!
Posted by Vince on January 2, 2009 at 4:21 PM
7
I got nuthin'
Posted by Greg on January 2, 2009 at 4:22 PM
8
Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.

Sha-nananananananana.

Sha-Boom Sha-Boom.
Posted by TheMisanthrope on January 2, 2009 at 4:26 PM
9
Bruiser.
Posted by superyeadon on January 2, 2009 at 4:53 PM
10
Please don't ever use the word "funbags" again. Titties, boobs, cans, bazooms, rack, even sweater-puppies. But never funbags. yuk.
Posted by Scythia on January 2, 2009 at 4:57 PM
11
If Erica C. Barnett and Wm.™ Steven Humphrey ever shook hands, they would annihilate each other.
Posted by Mahtli69 on January 2, 2009 at 5:47 PM
12
That was gross. Was it neccessary?
Posted by mAlissa on January 2, 2009 at 5:55 PM
13
Mexican TV. Always classy.
Posted by Catman on January 2, 2009 at 6:23 PM
14
wow. those are some obnoxious breasts.

you could smother a child with those things.
Posted by b. jones on January 2, 2009 at 6:27 PM
15
Ow! Eew! (those even look kinda real) Ow! Eew!
Posted by beelzebufo on January 2, 2009 at 6:34 PM
16
It's Spanish TV, not Mexican. Shocking to many Americans, I know, but they're actually two different countries.
Posted by alanw on January 2, 2009 at 6:43 PM
17
I like how a hair extension fell victim before the watermelon did.
Posted by The CHZA on January 2, 2009 at 7:40 PM
18
Is that Dina Lohan?!?!?!?!?
Posted by ams on January 2, 2009 at 9:28 PM
19
Are those real fake boobs or what the hell were those things?!?
Posted by kristinbell on January 3, 2009 at 6:03 AM
20
If only Black Gallagher could do that shit...
Posted by Brian on January 3, 2009 at 8:55 AM
21
did anyone think of rusty warren's ditty 'bounce your boobies' while viewing this?
Posted by scary tyler moore on January 3, 2009 at 11:46 AM
22
Hey, didn't I see her breast feeding Facebook page this past week?
Posted by Bigger Not Always Better on January 3, 2009 at 1:08 PM
23
How long before she shows up on Dr. 90210 to get her ruptured implants repaired?
Posted by Jo on January 3, 2009 at 1:24 PM
24
Oh my God, my boobs hurt just watching that.
Posted by kay on January 3, 2009 at 6:13 PM
25
I guess she does this every night at the strip club she owns, only with beer cans
Posted by Seattle Photography on January 4, 2009 at 2:13 AM

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