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US Magazine has the story:

According to a witness at the No on H8 show at The Improv in Hollywood on Dec. 16, Twilight star Robert Pattinson, 22, booed a comic who said, "Here's my impression of Heath Ledger," then collapsed and began faking convulsions. "Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him," the source tells Us Weekly. "[Pattinson screamed] fuck you! You suck!"

Pro-gay-marriage and anti-crap-comedy? That's the kind of "hot new star!" I can get behind. (And not in a dirty way, you pervs. Robert Pattison's a fetus compared to the type of man I appreciate.)

Also, props to US Magazine and various other news outlets for steadfastly refusing to name the offending comedian, who deserves all the anonymity he gets.