Just got a call from a friend who is (wisely) spending the first part of her New Year's Eve seeing Dina Martina's show at Re-bar.

The problem: My friend's visiting 20-year-old cousin, who is a year too young to be allowed into Dina Martina's show at Re-bar, and needs something "fun" and "cool" to do for a couple hours while the old folks laugh at their drag queen.

I'm trying to think back to what I liked to do when I was 20, but I can't really advise my friend to leave her cousin alone with a jumbo bottle of Gallo and a bunch of Smiths records.

Please share your (non-pornographic) ideas for this visiting 20-year-old in the comments.