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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Help a Minor Out

Posted by on Wed, Dec 31, 2008 at 2:38 PM

Just got a call from a friend who is (wisely) spending the first part of her New Year's Eve seeing Dina Martina's show at Re-bar.

The problem: My friend's visiting 20-year-old cousin, who is a year too young to be allowed into Dina Martina's show at Re-bar, and needs something "fun" and "cool" to do for a couple hours while the old folks laugh at their drag queen.

I'm trying to think back to what I liked to do when I was 20, but I can't really advise my friend to leave her cousin alone with a jumbo bottle of Gallo and a bunch of Smiths records.

Please share your (non-pornographic) ideas for this visiting 20-year-old in the comments.

 

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1
see how retarded our liquor laws are?

i blame ronald reagan for this shit.
Posted by Max Solomon on December 31, 2008 at 2:50 PM
2
Call a 911 dispatcher
Posted by He's on fire! on December 31, 2008 at 2:57 PM
3
20 years old? Any blood born diseases or history of organ damage? I could part the cousin out and we could split the proceeds.
Posted by dwight moody on December 31, 2008 at 2:58 PM
4
@1, I blame Regan for everything.
Posted by Brandon J. on December 31, 2008 at 3:01 PM
5
Is Vera project doing anything tonight?
There's always the movies, or hanging out at a coffeeshop...
Posted by Emily on December 31, 2008 at 3:09 PM
6
Get her a fake fucking ID.
Posted by JJ on December 31, 2008 at 3:21 PM
7
Is she free of disease? less than 20 sex partners? white? Into sex games with blades? Speak Italian?

I have a couple ideas on how to party
Posted by Charles M. on December 31, 2008 at 3:23 PM
8
I emailed you about a house party she can go to.
Posted by NaFun on December 31, 2008 at 3:28 PM
9
Gee thanks a lot guys
Posted by Roland on December 31, 2008 at 3:35 PM
10
I'm trying to find something for under 21 folks to do as well. Any and all suggestions would be great.
Posted by N on December 31, 2008 at 3:36 PM
11
babysit my kid.
Posted by Monica C. Guzman on December 31, 2008 at 3:43 PM
12
How about a one-person protest march? Nothing too political - maybe "Metric Now" or something like that?
Posted by Kevin in Wallingford on December 31, 2008 at 3:45 PM
13
A bunch of kids are hanging out at Gas Works Park ... that's what a lot of them do ...

but, even if untrue, @11 for the win.
Posted by Will in Seattle on December 31, 2008 at 3:46 PM
14
sleep, eat, masturbate

why change the routine?

oh, smoke good weed ...

hang at Dicks with the dog

Schmader, you are getting prim in your old age ...
Posted by IS THIS 2009 OR 20010 on December 31, 2008 at 3:56 PM
15
There's a pretty cool looking show at the Hellmouth listed on seattlediy.org.
Posted by Levislade on December 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM
16
It is never too soon to learn how to spend quiet time alone. Earlier, Paul recommended reading Lady Audley's Secret, by Mary Elizabeth Braddon.

Get thee to a bookstore!
Posted by In MN on December 31, 2008 at 4:13 PM
17
I've seen the suggestions, and I'm going to have to go with the Gallo and Smiths records. Save the first one for the bottom half of the bottle, but try not to disturb the neighbors singing along with "reel around the fountain, slap me on the patio, ohhhhh" at the top of your sob-shaking voice.
Posted by Fnarf on December 31, 2008 at 4:17 PM
18
David, you know better than this...Dina is NOT a drag queen!

There's nothing wrong with drag queens, as long as they're good at it, and original and Wigstock/Trannyshackish and not the boring old tired kind, giving off 80's attitude and lip-synching, poorly, to Mariah and Whitney; (you know who you are!), but Dina is a brilliantly conceived and executed CHARACTER and her shows are well-written pieces of cabaret.

A man wearing a dress on stage doesn't necessarily make him a drag queen.

It might just be the Pope.
Posted by michael strangeways on December 31, 2008 at 4:29 PM
19
Friends don't let friends do Gallo.

Jack the good stuff from Fnarf's porch - the key's under the mat.
Posted by Will in Happy New Year Seattle on December 31, 2008 at 4:30 PM
20
Jet City Improv??? Can be a blast, if they have something going and it isn't sold out.
Posted by alion on December 31, 2008 at 5:01 PM
21
Is he cute? He can hang at my place. I've got a freshly-opened gallon of Jack Daniels and an extensive porn collection.

Oh wait... is it a girl? Never mind.
Posted by Does she have a brother? on December 31, 2008 at 5:03 PM
22
Get them a bottle of $10 champagne and some Smiths records. Take the car keys away and tell them you want a Smiths review and an empty bottle upon return.
Posted by Jessica on December 31, 2008 at 5:03 PM
23
Go to Canada and then get shitfaced.
Posted by Gloria on December 31, 2008 at 5:14 PM
24
Dina is not a drag queen --- oh, so please

and many of us who have seen IT twice, are a bit shy of thrice ... funky, campy dray, oops droopy drawers drag = tourist fare
Posted by My Name Here, getting drunk on December 31, 2008 at 5:14 PM
25
Amateur night at the Lusty Lady.
Posted by I'll be there on December 31, 2008 at 5:19 PM
26
Thanks everyone! (Also, I know Dina is not a drag queen, or oh-so-much-more than a drag queen. I was just funnin'.)
Posted by David Schmader on December 31, 2008 at 5:34 PM
27
ah um , check the stranger there's , like a ton of all ages stuff happening. Like at the Showbox where a guy that shares you name will be performing soon
happy new whatever
Posted by daleen on December 31, 2008 at 7:14 PM
28
Mushrooms and the Smiths would be fun! I am very impressed that nobody suggested the Seattle Center for the fireworks, Bravo Sloggers!
Posted by PrincessDi on December 31, 2008 at 7:18 PM
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