No, see the Bridge Troll is a man of stone? His metabolism is slower, so for him it wasn't that long ago that we wore Docs and flannel? We, in fact, have grown older, and larger on high-milkfat espresso drinks, and so our fashions have had to adapt? See? You don't see, do you?
Fuck it, I'm not going to explain Zippy the Pinhead if you all are too deaf, dumb and blind to listen...
Posted by
elenchos on December 30, 2008 at 8:33 PM
Ha Ha Griffith knows Seattle all too well. I see grungeturds 90's relics wearing flannel all the time. Seattle is full of drugged-out loser morons anyways so yall probably didn't notice because you are too stoned or fucked up on heroin.
Posted by
Seattle is for wimpy out-of-date druggie losers on December 30, 2008 at 11:30 PM
At least it isn't as bad as some asshole from San Fransisco googling "I love Seattle because" and making a $550000 art project based on rain and airplanes.
Posted by
My name is John Daker's spastic eyebrow on December 31, 2008 at 12:45 AM
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