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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Unfortunate Shop Name of the Year

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 11:33 PM

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They sell sweaters.

Zippy the Pinhead Visits Seattle Today

Posted by Gillian Anderson on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 6:33 PM

And talks fashion with the Fremont Troll:

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Via zippythepinhead.com

Anti-Clown Legislation Necessary Now

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 5:03 PM

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It's poisoned!

As I've said before, I'm not usually a fan of year end lists, but I couldn't skip this one: Top Ten Evil Clown Stories of 2008. True enough, most of them involve Juggalos, but I had no idea there were so many clown-related killings and crimes in 2008.

On September 1, 2008, in Johannesburg, Morné Harmse, an 18-year-old pupil in his final year of high school in South Africa allegedly killed a fellow student with a sword and then hacked up three others. Harmse wore a clown mask and carried other masks inspired by the group Slipknot. The killer also spoke in a voice to mimic the Joker in The Dark Knight.

Here I thought the evil clown thing was finally done with.

Objectivism Eats Itself

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:36 PM

r_1227648517_ayn_rand_stamp.jpgI got some guff for suggesting that, because Alan Greenspan is an Ayn Rand disciple, that this recession might be caused by Objectivism.

Newsweek interviews Dr. Yaron Brook, the head of the Ayn Rand Institute about that same issue. Brook basically blames the whole thing on the Federal Reserve, which for a very long time was headed by, uh, Alan Greenspan.

What we need to do is really make the case to the American people—and I think it's an easy case to make—that this is not a failure of free markets, this is not a failure of capitalism, but this is a failure of the exact opposite. It's a failure of the regulatory state. It's a failure of all the government policies of the last eight years. Actually, the last 95 years.

Why do you say the last 95 years?
I believe that the No. 1 cause of the current crisis is Federal Reserve policy. [The Federal Reserve was created in 1913.] The Federal Reserve, by necessity, creates economic problems; no matter how good a Federal Reserve chairman is, he's going to create cycles of booms and busts.

How did the Federal Reserve create today's mess?
The current crisis was caused by the housing bubble, and the primary cause of the housing bubble was the Federal Reserve keeping interest rates at 1 percent in 2003. They were asking people to borrow money, basically begging them. The financial problem we face today was a problem of overleverage, of too much debt—but that's exactly what Federal Reserve policy encouraged.

And then he turns on Greenspan in a big way.

But during that time, the head of the Federal Reserve was Alan Greenspan, a close friend of Ayn Rand and the world's most famous Objectivist.
Yes. Alan Greenspan was quite close to Ayn Rand in the 1960s and 1970s. But from pretty early on, Greenspan was a part of economic policies that I don't think Ayn Rand would have approved of. Yes, he wanted less regulation, but he never talked about rolling back regulation. He never talked about significantly meaningful ways to cut spending, cut taxes. I believe he sold his soul to the devil. Power corrupts, and absolute power—which I think is what you have at the Federal Reserve—corrupts absolutely.

This is almost as delicious as that nasty Republican Sarah Palin blame game that went around right after the election.

The Transformation

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:33 PM

From this...
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The creator of beloved U.S. TV show Gilligan's Island has inked a deal to bring back the classic characters stranded by the S.S. Minnow - on the silver screen.

The classic 1960s series' creator Sherwood Schwartz has signed on to make a movie version of the show.

According to TV Guide, Schwartz already has an all-star cast in mind.

He's reportedly eyeing Arrested Development star Michael Cera for the title role, originally played by Bob Denver, and pop singer Beyonce Knowles to take on Tina Louise's role as the island's sultry siren, Ginger.

To this...
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They Will Know We Are Christians By Our...

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:31 PM

...helipads.

A Federal Way megachurch won approval Monday to add a helicopter takeoff and landing area, called a helistop, on its property.

It will enable Pastors Casey and Wendy Treat of Christian Faith Center to shuttle by air between the 15-month-old Federal Way church and its Everett campus.... The church will use the helistop only on major religious holidays and for special guest speakers... Another case would be a special event, such as Wendy Treat’s birthday, so she could be at both campuses for services, Hulsmann said.

Trashy!

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:11 PM

When, oh when, will the trash be picked up?

Today, if you're lucky! Yesterday, if you're even luckier! But is Seattle Public Utilities favoring wealthier North End customers over those of us in the South End, as some message boards and bloggers have implied?

"Not true," says SPU spokesman Andy Ryan, who says trash is being picked up all over the city. (He couldn't verify exact collection schedules for the North End vs. the South End, but said he had "not heard that we picked up the north more than the south.") Ryan says SPU has picked up about 1,600 tons of residential and commercial trash today—about twice the normal amount.

The utility department (which contracts out trash collection services to two private companies, Allied Waste and Rabanco) is back on its normal pickup schedule through Wednesday, meaning that everyone (or more realistically, Ryan says, "95 percent") whose trash is ordinarily picked up Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday will have it picked up that day. (There's no charge for "extra" trash or recycling). On Thursday (New Year's Day), crews will go after "recycling and stuff that may have been missed" in neighborhoods they've already covered, meaning that people whose trash is usually picked up on Thursday or Friday will have to wait another day. All told, that means that some unlucky folks are going to have to go more than three weeks with no trash pickup. Things will supposedly be back to normal next week, when you can also put yard waste and Christmas trees out by the curb, starting on January 5.

Bi Bim Bap in the Deep North

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:05 PM

I grew up in the north end (Matthews Beach! Holla!), and even though I am now fused to Capitol Hill like that lady who became one with her toilet seat, I still have tender feelings for Wedgwood and Sand Point and—be still my heart—Lake City. One of my north end friends took me to task the other day for Thursday's suggests item about Chiang's Gourmet. How could I be so disloyal to my homeland? The north end isn't that far away. I owe it to the north end, she said, to show some love.

Some love:

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I paid like $12 for this feast, btw.

Hae-Nam Kalbi & Calamari
15001 Aurora Ave N, Shoreline

I love this place. There's a little plastic Peter Rabbit lunchbox thing on each table (adorable and slightly WTF-y) filled with spoons and metal chopsticks. The service is sweet and attentive. There is tea. I've been to Hae-Nam three or four times, but every time I get the Bi Bim Bap (see above) because it is so effing good. Everything else on the menu looks amazing though, and—seeing as I have tried neither the calamari nor the kalbi—I'm starting to suspect that I am a complete dumbass. Next time I'm getting MEAT.

Don't Just Give it Away

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 4:01 PM

eliot-spitzer-sad.jpgReverse Cowgirl (warning: her site has that NSFW American Apparel ad running down the side) says that submissions for her two blog projects, Letters from Johns and Letters from Working Girls, will be ending on January 14th, 2009.

Letters from Johns has run about fifty letters from anonymous men who pay for sex. The letters are, for the most part creepy, but some are sad. Here's the beginning of one:

I am now in my mid 40s. In my early 20s, a time when I had very little sex experience, I'd gotten married. We were incompatible sexually, never really comfortable together that way. Still, we had a big group of friends and family. Because of that (and just plain fear of change,) we stayed together for several years.

During this time of sexual frustration at home, I became obsessively interested in streetwalkers. At first I would just go to different parts of town where street prostitutes worked and watch them. Then one day I paid for a blowjob and it was on— every chance I got I was out getting street sex. In the car, in alleys, doorways and parking lots, in the hallways of apartment buildings, once in an airshaft of a public housing project, in the cab of an abandoned truck and sometimes in scary hotels.


Letters from Working Girls has run significantly fewer letters than Letters from Johns. Some of the letters are fascinating:

I am not terribly good at writing letters, which is strange because my day job is one for which I write constantly. I am a journalist call girl. Or at least I was, until recently. I met someone. I quit before he had a chance to ask me to. It's just easier that way.

I think at this juncture, I should defend the men that came to see me. There was nothing wrong with them, and they were not perverts. Most of my clients were single, unhappily married or married to a person that couldn't understand their needs. One even had a wife with cancer. I know you're probably thinking that he's the worst of all, but sex is important. He needed the comfort and solace of flesh against flesh, and in today's society, the only way to get the flesh against flesh comfort is sex...

Both projects were a year long. If you have something you'd like to contribute anonymously, now is the time, although both sites will stay up for your browsing, um, pleasure.

Nowhere Near Safe

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Month-to-month decliners were led by Detroit, which fell 4.5%, and San Francisco, which dropped 4.2%. Atlanta, Charlotte, Detroit, Minneapolis, Tampa and Washington had their largest monthly declines on record.

For the seventh-straight month, no region was able to avoid a year-over-year price drop. Phoenix and Las Vegas were again the worst performers, with drops of 33% and 32%, respectively, from a year ago. San Francisco, Miami, Los Angeles and San Diego followed, with declines between 27% and 31%.

Year-over-year, Dallas and Charlotte again had the best relative performance, with declines of 3% and 4.4%, respectively.

Three new markets joined the group of areas posting double-digit declines from a year ago - Atlanta, Seattle and Portland showed drops of 11%, 10% and 10%, respectively.

I'm simply amazed. Homes in San Francisco losing not a little but a lot (a hell of a lot) of value. I thought that market was recession-proof. I see I thought wrong.

SUV Sales

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:37 PM

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Trucks and sport utility vehicles will outsell cars for the first time since February, according to a December report by Edmunds.com, which tracks industry statistics.

"Despite all the public discussion of fuel efficiency, SUVs and trucks are the industry's biggest sellers right now as a remarkable number of buyers seem to be compelled by three factors: great deals, low gas prices and winter weather," said Michelle Krebs of AutoObserver.com, a division of Edmunds.com, in a prepared statement.

You know, I try not to be the typical liberal stereotype, but: I really fucking hate America sometimes.

Don't Phase Me, Bro!

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:36 PM

In the near future, cops will be armed with Phasers. Seriously.

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Pictured above is the PHaSR, the bad-ass "Personnel Halting and Stimulation Response" rifle that's just about ready for deployment. It puts the hurt on you by dazzling you with laser light, while also burning your skin with an infrared laser.

You hear "nonlethal" and you think "that's a great idea," and then they fucking burn your skin with lasers and you're still fucked.

Alabama's Fat Tax

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:32 PM

(Don't like pesky reading? The Illustrated BMI Project makes most of the points below—in pictures!)

Not trying to start a flame war here, but I have to take issue with what one of my favorite bloggers, Eric de Place, has to say on one of my favorite blogs, the Daily Score, about Alabama's proposed "fat tax":

Seeing as how this year's holiday overeating falls on the eve of a national health care debate, I give you an interesting idea from the land of all things deep-fried:

...the Alabama State Employees' Insurance Board approved a plan that will charge workers an additional $25 to cover their insurance premiums, if they don't take advantage of free health screenings available to all state employees. The program, to begin in January, will require state workers to receive medical screenings for body mass index and health problems such as high blood pressure, high cholesterol and obesity.

[...] At first, you avoid the fee just just by talking to a doctor. You don't have to do or pay anything further, and you don't have to drop 40 pounds right away. Of course, given better medical information some unhealthy employees may want to do something. But that's sort of the point.

Where Alabama's plan becomes "tax-like" is for obese folks who don't show progress. A person determined to be very obese in 2009 would have until 2011 to demonstrate progress. If not, he or she would face the $25 higher premiums [per month]. Apparently, the insurance board has not yet determined what will qualify as sufficient progress to waive the fee. What is clear, at least according to this MSNBC article, is that the threshold for having to consult a doctor, and subsequently show progress, is at a Body Mass Index of 35 or higher. (For reference, that would be for a 5'6" person weighing 217 pounds or more, or a 6'0" person weighing at least 258 pounds.)

Given the serious health consequences of obesity and its related ailments — not to mention the high cost of treatment — it's hard for me to see how this isn't a good idea. In A few simple exams, access to good information, and the opportunity to make a change. What's not to like?

Here's my answer, in (I hope) brief: What's not to like is that BMI is a pretty lousy measure of overall health.

For example, the New York Times' health writer, Tara Parker-Pope—no radical fat activist herself—wrote earlier this year that "there is growing evidence that our obsession about weight as a primary measure of health may be misguided."

Last week a report in The Archives of Internal Medicine compared weight and cardiovascular risk factors among a representative sample of more than 5,400 adults. The data suggest that half of overweight people and one-third of obese people are “metabolically healthy.” That means that despite their excess pounds, many overweight and obese adults have healthy levels of “good” cholesterol, blood pressure, blood glucose and other risks for heart disease.

At the same time, about one out of four slim people — those who fall into the “healthy” weight range — actually have at least two cardiovascular risk factors typically associated with obesity, the study showed.

So if obesity isn't the best predictor of health and mortality, what is? Overall fitness—which, interestingly, does not correspond directly with BMI. And fitness is determined almost as easily as BMI is—by having a person perform a treadmill test. Research has shown that fat people who perform well on treadmill tests are at much lower risk for health problems than skinny people who are out of shape. (A treadmill test could also help get around another potential problem with the Alabama proposal—the fact that, besides the obese, the only people who will pay a premium for health insurance are smokers. It's easy to lie about whether you smoke; it's harder to lie about how long you can run).

Back to Parker-Pope:

Those with the lowest level of fitness, as measured on treadmill tests, were four times as likely to die during the 12-year study than those with the highest level of fitness. Even those who had just a minimal level of fitness had half the risk of dying compared with those who were least fit.

The results were adjusted to control for age, smoking and underlying heart problems and still showed that fitness, not weight, was most important in predicting mortality risk.

Now, in general, are you more likely to be unhealthy if you're morbidly obese? Sure. But if there's a more accurate way of measuring risk—one that acknowledges the fact that it's possible to be overweight and healthy—why not use it? Forcing overweight people to go on a diet isn't going to do anything for someone who's thin but eats junk food, drinks heavily, and never works out. And shaming overweight but healthy people—by mandating they show up for annual weigh-ins or pay a monthly "fat tax"—doesn't make anybody healthier.

Illinois Deserves a Little Less Taint

Posted by Eli Sanders on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:28 PM

So sayeth the president-elect, responding to the latest in Blagojevich crazy:

Roland Burris is a good man and a fine public servant, but the Senate Democrats made it clear weeks ago that they cannot accept an appointment made by a governor who is accused of selling this very Senate seat. I agree with their decision, and it is extremely disappointing that Governor Blagojevich has chosen to ignore it.

I believe the best resolution would be for the Governor to resign his office and allow a lawful and appropriate process of succession to take place. While Governor Blagojevich is entitled to his day in court, the people of Illinois are entitled to a functioning government and major decisions free of taint and controversy.

Isn't that always how it goes? The formerly taint-mongered becoming a taint-mongerer himself...

Aquaman, Aquaman, Does Whatever an Aqua Can

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Ah, the Internet. Apparently, 80'sTees.com posted a pre-order listing for an Aquaman hoodie. Someone ordered the hoodie, but a few days later, the item disappeared from the website. Not one to give in, the hoodie buyer asked the folks at 80'sTees why they pulled the hoodie. They said they didn't have enough pre-orders to warrant making the hoodie. The buyer asked how many buyers they'd need to make it profitable enough. They said 200.

So that was the beginning of an internet crusade. And now 202 people have pre-ordered the Aquaman hoodie, which means it will be made. Joy! The only problem is that this is the Aquaman hoodie people were fighting so hard for:

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This is really unfortunate. You really shouldn't buy any hoodie with abs printed on it. That said, this is an inspiring story of consumers getting what they want. I bet in two years, it'll be a movie starring Jack Black as the ardent internet nerd out to get his hoodie.

Remember When We Cared About John McCain's Genitals?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM

vicki-iseman-300x221.jpgThe lobbyist who the New York Times alleged had an affair with John McCain is claiming the Times defamed her and is suing for $27 million. The story was published last February. At the time, the Times' public editor came across as feeling negatively about the story. Our public editor was probably against the story, too.

Just Because

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 2:30 PM

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Now please enjoy this Thomas Edison wax-phonograph recording of Walt Whitman reading "America":

For some reason, the recording is missing the final verse:

For Jerry Garcia

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 2:17 PM

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Twisters?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 2:06 PM

Galleycat has a good post up about Twitter storytelling, which has taken off this year.

This guy writes what he calls "twisters," which are 140-character stories. Here's one:

He drinks vodka tonics and drives a Zamboni. His friends envy his lifestyle. He's popular with the ladies, especially those with poor teeth

And Thaumatrope Magazine has a sci-fi and horror story Twitterfeed. Here's one:

Bad men chipped my brane. Voices sed shoot the prez. But I founded ice pick and gave mysef la bottle me. See clearer now with just one I.

Novels3Lines.jpgThe best use of Twitter, though, is Felix Feneon's Novels in 3 Lines. Feneon worked at a newspaper in Paris at the turn of last century, and he condensed news stories down into little tiny, headline-length stories. They were wildly popular. Novels in 3 Lines is a book by New York Review of Books, but it actually works better as a Twitter feed:

Frachet, of Lyons, who was bitten by a pug but had apparently recovered, tried to bite his wife and died rabid.

Near Brioude, a bear was smothering a child. Some peasants shot the beast and nearly lynched its exhibitor.

Maurice Barrès, who was handing out the school prizes, tenderly harangued the little girls of the orphanage in Vésinet, Alsace.


At 20, M. Julien blew his brains out in the toilet of a hotel in Fontainebleau. Love pains.

(And, yes, I do. It's a good way to change my Facebook "What are you doing?" line. Don't judge.)

This Blog is Rated G

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Yeah, motherfuckers!

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Context via Nerve.

How Do You Spell "Misogynistic?"

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 1:34 PM

Lesbian Vampire Killers teaser:

And yet, I'm compelled to go. Especially because it's British. Hopefully, it will be better than Zombie Strippers.

In Case God Wants to Land

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Halle-fucking-lujia!

Slog tipper John directs us to this:

A Federal Way megachurch won approval Monday to add a helicopter takeoff and landing area, called a helistop, on its property.

It will enable Pastors Casey and Wendy Treat of Christian Faith Center to shuttle by air between the 15-month-old Federal Way church and its Everett campus.

Federal Way hearing examiner Phil Olbrechts granted the helistop with limits: no more than four landings and/or takeoffs a week, no flying over adjacent residences, no takeoffs or landings after 10 p.m., and no night-time flying.

Any of the seven people who spoke at a Dec. 10 public hearing or submitted comments can appeal the decision to the City Council. If none of them does, the hearing examiner’s decision is final.

Here is Casey Treat. Note that he can't talk about faith without talking about money:

Many thanks to John.

Hegel's Children

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 12:53 PM

This is the first of three posts concerning three passages in the third section, "Children & Dissolution," of the third chapter, "Ethics," of Hegel's Philosophy of Right, a book I reread this Christmas.
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The passage:

The punishment of children does not aim at justice as such; the aim is more subjective and moral in character, i.e. to deter them from exercising a freedom still in the tolls of nature and to lift the universal into their consciousness and will.

The comment: My parents never beat me, a fact that I find troubling to this day. It's troubling because it seems to indicate that their love for me was cold. Theirs was an arctic love. And I was in the strange situation of living in Africa with icy parents. Outside, a copper sun over the veld; inside, a frosty father and mother at the dinner table. It was not the same for my cousins. If they did something wrong or careless, their mother immediately and repeatedly beat them with a stick or rope. But in her wild swinging and shouting I saw the expression of a love that was on fire, a love for her boys that was as red as molten lava. Why did my parents not love me in this way? Love me to the extreme of a volcanic eruption of violence.

A Fucking Valuable Thing

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Is Blagojevich going to fill Obama's Senate seat?

People are saying "yes," and they're saying it's going to be Roland Burris, who raised money for Blagojevich in the past.

Illinois is a fascinating place.

Uh, Yay?

Posted by Erica C. Barnett on Tue, Dec 30, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Missed this one in the Morning News: New DUI Law Allows Suspects to Stay Licensed

Suspected drunken drivers will have a chance to quickly regain their driving privileges under a new state law aimed at reducing the number of people who drive with a suspended license.

Under the ignition-interlock law that goes into effect Thursday, motorists arrested for drunken driving can apply for a special driver's license that will give them full driving privileges as long as they have an ignition-interlock device installed in their car, said state Rep. Roger Goodman, D-Kirkland, who sponsored the bill in the Legislature.

The length of time that an interlock device must stay in an offender's car varies from one year for first-time offenders to 10 years for anyone convicted of three or more DUIs.

The premises of this law:

1) Interlock devices are foolproof.

2) Driving drunk is a less serious crime than driving without a license.

3) The right to drive is a human right; as such, even multiple DUIs can't justify taking it away.

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