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Savage Love Savage Love Letter of the Day
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Dec 29, 2008 at 12:16 PM
It's two years on since lil' Mary Cheney announced that she was preggers. There was just the case of Louisiana having to list two gay dads from California on a birth certificate, but, did they also list the birth mom? All this lead us to wondering: Did Mary Cheney and Heather Poe ever disclose who their sperm donor was? Google left me empty handed. I have always assumed it was Rove, thereby making it official that the actual Anti-Christ, conceived via a Virgin Mary, would be the final gift of the administration. My buddy thinks it was probably a anonymous bank withdrawal, lessening the chance of Anti-Christ to about 50/50.Your obviously slogging today, so I thought I would pick your brain.
Happy new year!
Nate in Baltimore
So far as I recall, NIB, Mary and Heather refused to answer questions about their baby's father—which leaves open the possibility of Rove, I suppose, and the whole anti-Christ business. I like to think that impregnating the likes of Mary Cheney is a responsibility that falls to the head of the Log Cabin Republicans. Those boys have to be good for something.
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1: I always like the Bill Maher line about David Crosby and the Etheridges he fathered. "What were these women thinking? 'I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it has the gene for alcoholism.'"
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