Thursday, December 25, 2008
Life Apropos of Midnight
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Dec 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Courtesy of Slog tipper Dave U.
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Have a holly, jolly, very merry, happy Christmas. And a blessed...something...I forgot...too much wine.
...gob less us everyone?
...gob less us everyone?
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That young lady almost expressed an emotion in the last few seconds of the video... but she caught herself.
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Dan Savage, you don't need it, but I will seriously pay you like a gazillion dollars to take this off Slog. I'm really really stoned, can't keep lookin' at Slog, and this shit is seriously freaking me out. I know it's my problem, I shouldn't look at the Slog stoned, but this is too much.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY_i4dOZT… ://slog.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/&feature=player_embedded
unfortunately this shows up if you browse through...other vids. you're welcome
unfortunately this shows up if you browse through...other vids. you're welcome
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It would have been less painful to keep the close up on the flowers with the singin' in the background
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Do you need any other proof that your lord and savior is made up?
I have to go kill someone after hearing that. Have a CURSED DEMONMAS!!!! And a horrible new year!!
I have to go kill someone after hearing that. Have a CURSED DEMONMAS!!!! And a horrible new year!!
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the baptist church nextdoor to my columbia city rentalhouse had waaaaaay more spirit - gospel jazz comes knocking on your sunday floorboards! imo, to be fair, these women r a good mix of hi/LO art
Merry whatever, Dan!
http://morevauxhall.vox.com/
Merry whatever, Dan!
http://morevauxhall.vox.com/
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I love the kinda breakdown-bridge part with the super "funky" bass line and the weird noises. I sort of remember the late 70s/early 80s when "they" (powers that be) tried to make church more rockin'. These ladies were definitely on the cutting edge. I think I owned that sweater.
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this is classic. and so much more authentic then those pseudo nostalgiac "super internets" wink wink buy my ironic product videos (look, I'm a nerd that is not photogenic and I can't edit or speak and you can has buy my product)! that have been floating around. This is truly genuine repression. and I know coming from someone who was forced to go to church 5 days a week. that girl would have been waterboarded in holy water if she didn't take part, which is why she's terrified. Also, she will end up a tramp, identifying sex as love and rebelling in every illegal way possible. her mother is a secret drunk who never spares the rod in the name of God. this will not end up good, I can tell you that. but it's hella funny now!
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thank god i am an atheist.
but that does kinda rule. that old chestnut never sounded better. now, i throw myself on some scissors.
but that does kinda rule. that old chestnut never sounded better. now, i throw myself on some scissors.
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I have just seen things that I don't ever wish to see. Like the original post, My Name is John Draker, and that Undercover Penis Lover.
Just... wow.
For something much more festive, try Pickle Surprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgx…
Just... wow.
For something much more festive, try Pickle Surprise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgx…
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Thank you.
And please tell me that this video is from this year, and not the early '80s as it looks.
And please tell me that this video is from this year, and not the early '80s as it looks.
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Rock.
Merry Christmas, Dan & the whole famn Stranger damily! From our home to yours! Straight up!
Merry Christmas, Dan & the whole famn Stranger damily! From our home to yours! Straight up!
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13 - Under Cover Penis Lover is the best song i've heard in quite some time. I can't thank you enough!
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You can tell the long-haired hottie spent a lot of time honing that vacant gaze, all those nights when her uncle Bob would sneak into her room.
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#28, some shitwiper named Luke
you are a corrupt pig - and the reason you know about Uncle Bob problems is your own pathetic life
molester fantasy projected on to this nice looking girl - just singing with mom or aunt Bea - that is your problem not hers ... you want to fuck her take some responsibility and say so - do not wish rape on her ... hah, hah, hah, just so NOT funny
pathetic pig, simply a corrupt asshole pig, get help as your mind is turning to runny cat shit
you are a corrupt pig - and the reason you know about Uncle Bob problems is your own pathetic life
molester fantasy projected on to this nice looking girl - just singing with mom or aunt Bea - that is your problem not hers ... you want to fuck her take some responsibility and say so - do not wish rape on her ... hah, hah, hah, just so NOT funny
pathetic pig, simply a corrupt asshole pig, get help as your mind is turning to runny cat shit
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@32,
Er, if you look closely at her face while she's pretending to sing she does look rather Cult-y Hostage-like
Er, if you look closely at her face while she's pretending to sing she does look rather Cult-y Hostage-like
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@32, uh, I'm the one with issues?
I did not wish rape on her. She clearly does not want to be singing. Now whether she is doing so out of familial obligation or because she has been brainwashed by a rapey cult is for the viewer to decide. If you read enough "And they will know we are Christians by..." here on slog, you would know that the Christian-rape association is pretty strong, and not merely the "corrupt asshole" fantasy of my "runny cat shit" mind. See you at church!
I did not wish rape on her. She clearly does not want to be singing. Now whether she is doing so out of familial obligation or because she has been brainwashed by a rapey cult is for the viewer to decide. If you read enough "And they will know we are Christians by..." here on slog, you would know that the Christian-rape association is pretty strong, and not merely the "corrupt asshole" fantasy of my "runny cat shit" mind. See you at church!
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My favorite Xmas Eve movie was on Sundance at midnight - Christmas on Mars.
Santa never looked happier.
caveat: No babies were attacked by nazi genitalia marching bands during the posting of this comment ...
Santa never looked happier.
caveat: No babies were attacked by nazi genitalia marching bands during the posting of this comment ...
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Best way to get into the Xmas spirit - ZOOM TO BLUE ! lol
White people should either stick to country music or copy black people - when left on their own this is what happens.
White people should either stick to country music or copy black people - when left on their own this is what happens.
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#34
hardly - your fantasy life condemns you
own it - you assert that Uncle Bob is in her bedroom - that is projecting your rape/molestation thing on to the girl
by the ay - ALL teens - are more likely not to like the sing along with adults - ALL
I have not been to church more than three times in my life - and what does that have to do with your cat shit brain?
hardly - your fantasy life condemns you
own it - you assert that Uncle Bob is in her bedroom - that is projecting your rape/molestation thing on to the girl
by the ay - ALL teens - are more likely not to like the sing along with adults - ALL
I have not been to church more than three times in my life - and what does that have to do with your cat shit brain?
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Making fun of someone for being a bad singer, having a vacant gaze and being religious brainwashed: funny.
Making fun of someone by implying they have been a rape victim: so staggeringly, obviously UNfunny that I can't believe I have to mention it.
Making fun of someone by implying they have been a rape victim: so staggeringly, obviously UNfunny that I can't believe I have to mention it.
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