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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

??!! All I Want for Christmas

Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Dec 24, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Is a Urinal Forehead Rest:

U.S. Patent No. 6,618,419.

Abstract: A forehead support apparatus for resting a standing users forehead against a wall above a bathroom commode or urinal or beneath a showerhead. The apparatus includes a mounting member adapted for attachment to an upright bathroom wall either above the commode or urinal or below the showerhead.

(Via.)

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This is the first time in a long time I want a "thing" this holiday (new boots), but I could possibly see myself enjoying this as a gift.

Posted by AJ on December 24, 2008 at 3:07 PM

Why doesn't he have feet?

Posted by Aislinn on December 24, 2008 at 3:08 PM

"Apply directly to the forehead"

Posted by RonK, Seattle on December 24, 2008 at 3:28 PM

I for one would appreciate some extra stability for those situations when I'm working not to present an unseemly wide stance.

Posted by elenchos on December 24, 2008 at 3:35 PM

Right above another article entitled Boy Toy...

Posted by RainMan on December 24, 2008 at 3:43 PM

@2 i suppose that explains the need for a head rest.

Posted by infrequent on December 24, 2008 at 4:18 PM

and hence TFDs will be borne. (Transmittable Forehead Diseases)

Posted by mackro mackro on December 24, 2008 at 4:23 PM

@4 - You say "wide stance" like it's a bad thing...

Posted by Chris down in The Couv on December 24, 2008 at 4:24 PM

I see your Urinal Forehead Rest, and I raise you one Rape Tunnel:

http://www.google.com/patents?id=WWOjAAA…

Posted by robotslave on December 24, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Planning on doing a little drinking, are we Paul?

I've already got what I wanted for Christmas. I'm not traveling to visit relatives this year.

Posted by COMTE on December 24, 2008 at 4:42 PM

heh heh... mounting member...

Posted by lola on December 24, 2008 at 5:01 PM

Go have a drink at The Coug, in Pullman. They have this installed for you already

Posted by wisepunk on December 24, 2008 at 5:11 PM

I really could have used one of those in college.

Posted by Renton Mike (in AZ) on December 24, 2008 at 5:45 PM

I saw them in a pub in Prague as well-- U Vystrelenyho Oka.

Posted by jamey on December 24, 2008 at 5:46 PM

This gives me a place to wipe my jissom after I'm done masturbating. Awesome!

Posted by Luke on December 24, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Hopworks Urban Brewery here in Portland has such a thing. Old bicycle banana seats mounted above the urinals.

Posted by PdxRitchie on December 24, 2008 at 6:29 PM

I\is his bum saying achoo?

Posted by lowercase jules verne on December 24, 2008 at 6:43 PM

or beneath a showerhead

My god, I have no need for a urinal anything, but this could significantly improve the quality of my post-drinking-bout mornings!

Posted by Darcy on December 25, 2008 at 12:02 AM

Installed at the Beirstuub... Big Mt. Montana. It's indispensable.

Posted by Jimmy on December 25, 2008 at 10:37 AM