Forgive George is a website where namby-pamby apologists can forgive George W. Bush for being one of the two worst presidents in the history of America. Here is what it looks like:

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If you try to do a fill-in-the-blank one without forgiving George W. Bush, it asks, in soothing blue letters, "Are you sure you don't want to forgive George Bush?" And then when you click through without forgiving George W. Bush—because only a tool would forgive George W. Bush for what he has done to this country, to tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of innocents, to New Orleans, to the Constitution—you can read other people's forgiveness for things like:

I forgive
the asshole who cut me off on Peachtree St.

and

I forgive
my tiney miscreant penis..

and

I forgive
George Bush.

I forgive
Diane & James.

Oh, did Diane & James break your heart? How nice of you to forgive them! George W. Bush broke the fucking country!

In conclusion, I prefer So Long, Cowboy.