The very Rev. Rick Warren says "evil" gays are "afraid of Christians"—it's not like we don't have cause—and that the gays suffer from "Christ-o-phobia." Presumably even the Christian gays suffer from Christ-o-phobia. That should lay this Rick Warren controversy to rest! All better now!

You can watch Warren's very agreeable comments about the gays here. And is it just me... or does Rick Warren look like every third member of every gay men's chorus in the country?