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Monday, December 22, 2008

Do You Guys Know About Calcified Baby?

Posted by on Mon, Dec 22, 2008 at 1:29 PM

Because the other day I was talking to some coworkers about calcified baby, and they claimed not to know about calcified baby, and that just seemed wrong to me. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT CALCIFIED BABY.

A Lithopedion (Greek:litho = stone; pedion = child), or stone baby, is a rare phenomenon which occurs most commonly when a fetus dies during an ectopic pregnancy, is too large to be reabsorbed by the body, and calcifies on the outside, shielding the mother's body from the dead tissue of the baby and preventing infection. Lithopedia may occur from 14 weeks' gestation to full term. It is not unusual for a stone baby to remain undiagnosed for decades, and it is often not until a patient is examined for other conditions or a proper examination is conducted that includes an X-ray that a stone baby is found. The oldest reported case is that of a 76 year old woman, whose lithopedion could have been present for approximately 46 years.

Fewer than 300 cases have been noted in 400 years of medical literature.

The earliest stone baby is one found in an archaeological excavation, dated to 1100 BC. The condition was first described in a treatise by the physician Albucasis in the 10th century AD.

And:

The patient is a 37-year-old Zairian female who lives in a village of Malongo at the headwaters of the Congo River. She presented with a relatively asymptomatic large abdominal mass...In further questioning the patient, she stated that she had been pregnant about three years ago and everything seemed to be going fine, but "the baby never came out."

Pictures of stone baby after the jump.

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Just kidding, pics of stone baby are totally gross. I wouldn't do that to you. But if you want to see some, click here.

 

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1
Oh my god! It's disgusting. Somebody stomp on it! Stomp it!!!!!
Posted by Mahtli69 on December 22, 2008 at 1:34 PM
2
Calcified foetus. It's not a baby until it's born.
Posted by andrew on December 22, 2008 at 1:39 PM
3
You see I was pregnant but you know just kinda forgot about it.....

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on December 22, 2008 at 1:42 PM
4
Lindy, you are so awesome.
Posted by Uncle Vinny on December 22, 2008 at 1:45 PM
5
Soon to appear on season 4 of Venture Bros.
Posted by Greg on December 22, 2008 at 1:48 PM
6
@2
FETUS.
FETUS.
FETUS.
Keep that silly shit in Britain with your encyclopaedias and paedophiles and all of your other silly vowel pairings.
Posted by The CHZA on December 22, 2008 at 1:50 PM
7
They look like the cookies made from the fetus-shaped cookie cutter that is out there for sale.
Posted by eliza on December 22, 2008 at 2:00 PM
8
Sorry, I was brought here by google search? I wish to purchase one of this calcified baby.
Posted by Please Can You Tell Me Where Is Shopping Cart? on December 22, 2008 at 2:05 PM
9
so weird: someone mentioned this yesterday over drinks. calcified fetus fever is in the air!
Posted by josh on December 22, 2008 at 2:08 PM
10
That is so incredibly awesome and yet horrifying at the same time. I'm not going to say that I want one, but... If I were unlucky enough to have one, I'd try and display the thing on my mantelpiece. Because, really, bad taste just flies out the window when it's something that damn weird.
Posted by Roxie on December 22, 2008 at 2:21 PM
11
Finally an explanation for Dick Cheney's existence
Posted by Tom on December 22, 2008 at 2:26 PM
12
So what do you do with it after it's out?

It's too big for a tree ornament, and bronzing it might be gauche.
Posted by NapoleonXIV on December 22, 2008 at 2:33 PM
13
Garden ornament?
Posted by NapoleonXIV on December 22, 2008 at 2:34 PM
14
I don't know about "intelligent design" but I'd say this is some evolutionary brilliance:

"...calcifies on the outside, shielding the mother's body from the dead tissue of the baby and preventing infection."

It's amazing these processes... I don't know why people would have a strong reaction to the link that shows an actual lithopedion. It is remarkable that the body has processes to protect mothers against infection in such an instance. In that sense, it is quite beautiful. Try not to think about it as a "dead baby" but as evidence of the brilliance of evolutionary design.

And if you have to think of it as "intelligent design", so be it, everyone has their own perspective. Either side of the fence, it's remarkable.

Let's not be so freaked out about reproductive processes. This is a part of the "miracle" of life.
Posted by feh on December 22, 2008 at 2:34 PM
15
Every once in a while I learn about something and I just have to say, "dude, that is fuuuuuuuuuucked up."

This, obviously, is one of those times.
Posted by Mike in MO on December 22, 2008 at 3:27 PM
16
There was a calcified fetus in a storyline on Law & Order a while back.
Posted by slugbiker on December 22, 2008 at 4:51 PM
17
@16: Oh, I know. Yes. I know. Criminal Intent. I tried to find a clip from it, but no such luck.
Posted by Lindy West on December 22, 2008 at 4:55 PM
18
AAHHH!! that is one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen.
Posted by blah! on December 22, 2008 at 6:05 PM
19
My grandmother claims to still be carrying an unborn baby. Everyone thinks she's crazy, but maybe... I have a stone baby aunt or uncle?
Posted by :( on December 22, 2008 at 6:38 PM
20
mellified man is creepier
Posted by chrisfurniss on December 22, 2008 at 6:41 PM
21
I think they say something about a stoned baby but I'm not sure 'cause baby I'm stoned
Posted by jimmy on December 22, 2008 at 10:46 PM
22
Wonder if im having a stone baby,after all im getting fatter and fatter,ha,and no one can seem to find anything wrong!!!! Watch this space....
Posted by kerry on January 18, 2009 at 12:19 PM

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