Posted by Aaron Pickus
An architectural wonder made of impermanent snow has been erected for the ages (or at least a week) on the north shore of Green Lake. When asked what his inspiration was for the project, chief architect Ben Van Citters said, "Notre Dame. Especially the flying buttresses." Van Citters is also known for his critically acclaimed effort to transform a nearby footpath into a harrowing bobsled course. The cornerstone for the castle, cathedral and impenetrable fortress was put into place sometime around midnight during the storm last Saturday.

Work has progressed continuously since then (full disclosure: these losers are my housemates). "At first I was just doing it out of boredom, but I worked on it today to meet some wenches" explains principal designer Chris Church. No word yet on his success. Inside, tourists will find archways and turrets. Weary gawkers will also notice benches, inside the main chamber, on which to sit while contemplating the energies of our nation's youth. The Sagrada Familia of Green Lake is located on the lawn surrounding the lake between Latona and Sunnyside. This successful project challenges the conventional wisdom that new construction is not occurring in Seattle.

"Here is a photo of two 48 Metro buses stuck—1 in each direction—at the corner of 80th and Wallingford in Greenlake," writes Slog tipper Madflare. "Both of these buses are articulated buses. I thought Metro stopped running these in the snow after the lessons learned over the last few days? Traffic is all messed up!"
Concluding our mini-Slog series is the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book, also from Last Gasp: Here, try coloring Notorious B.I.G.:

I'm thinking a nice purple velvet for the suit.
Megan Seling gives it a resounding "meeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh":
The trouble starts when the queen suddenly dies. That makes both the princess and the king incredibly sad. Understandable. So then the king rashly bans both soup and rats (which are both sort of responsible for the queen's death... sort of).The rats run away to hide in Ratworld, and the mice go to Mouseworld, and the rest of the people, who can no longer have delicious soup, just hang out being depressed. Then we meet the demented fat girl with a pig nose and a mentally unstable chef who has an imaginary friend made out of vegetables.
WHAT? THE FUCK?
Read the whole thing here.
Uh...
Toyota Motor, the Japanese auto giant, said Monday that it expected its first operating loss in 70 years, underscoring how the economic crisis was spreading across the global auto industry.
Toyota is going to lose money this year—the first time that's happened since the company was founded in 1938. Toyota somehow managed to turn a profit in 1945—when Japan was losing a war and gettin' nuked*—but not this year, not 2008. Yikes.
* Inappropriate use of the passive voice there. Should probably read, "...when we were nukin' its major cities."
The old New Media-is-Parasitic argument, this time with legs:
The Huffington Post, a venture-capital-backed new media site that mixes links to other sites content with hundreds of celebrity and volunteer blogger posts, is being accused of slimy business practices by a handful of smaller publications who say the site is unfairly copying and publishing their content.Whet Moser, an editor at alternative weekly Chicago Reader wants to know why The Huffington Post's newly formed Chicago-focused venture is stealing their copyrighted concert reviews and reprinting them in whole in order to get search engine traffic. And he found other examples taken wholesale from The Onion and Time Out Chicago.
Here's a link to the Reader complaint and a screen shot of the story reprinted by the Huffington Post.
Kevin Allman, editor of New Orleans's Gambit Weekly, sums up the fear and loathing in a sentence:
In other words: professional newsgathering organizations have paid professional writers to do professional work, and then Arianna comes in, creates links to their creations, and sells ads on her own page.
It's an old complaint but it'll get hotter as blogs get bolder, newspapers get weaker, and experts keep predicting that major cities will be without newspapers as soon as 2010.
If the newspapers dry up and blow away in the wind, what will the aggre-gators eat?
After filing to block the Twilight Exit from opening in a new location on 25th Avenue and East Cherry Street, across the street from Garfield and Nova High Schools, the Seattle school district has made a coercive offer to allow the Central District bar to open—but for only 30 hours a week.
The district’s initial objection, filed with the liquor control board on December 11, would have automatically prevented the bar from opening in its new location (the Twilight is currently on East Madison Street). But Ron English, Seattle Schools Deputy General Counsel, contacted bar owner Stephan Mollmann last Thursday, offering a deal: The school district would withdraw its objection if the Twilight signed a restrictive “good neighbor agreement."
The good neighbor agreement said: “Twilight will not serve alcohol in any portion of the establishment prior to 5:00 p.m. on any day, regardless of whether Garfield or Nova are in session. Alcohol service on all days will cease at 10:00 p.m. No sale of alcohol will take place on Sundays. Persons of all ages will be allowed in the dining portion of the facility at all times.”
“That was not acceptable,” says Mollmann. He told the district that no minors would be allowed into the bar, and he planned to open the Twilight from 4:30 p.m. until 1:30 a.m. seven days a week.
When English called back yesterday, Mollmann says, the district had reversed its position—agreeing to the terms set forth by the bar. “He emailed me and said I’ve been getting a lot of emails and calls, and can you please tell these people we’re talking [about an agreement],” says Mollman. The story was covered in the Stranger and on Central District News.
Mollman is currently redrafting the good neighbor agreement to reflect the business plan already in place—“Its the exact same thing we have been doing for nine years,” Mollman says—and today English agreed to sign it.
But this begs the question*: Why is the school district trying block bars from opening? Under the GNAs (a similar one was pushed on the La Louisiana, which closed, in the same location), it would be impossible for most bars to make enough money—closing at 10:00 p.m.—to stay in business. It’s an unfortunate formula for urban decay around many Seattle schools, which are in blighted neighborhoods and would benefit from good neighbors like the Twilight.
“If the Twilight Exit wasn’t an existing bar with a lot of community support, I doubt I’d be able to open it up,” says Mollmann.
English has not returned calls or email to comment.
* See the comments for our fascinating discussion of this misused idiom.
Noted fuckhead Jeremy Piven backed out of a New York production of Speed-the-Plow two months early, claiming he was suffering from elevated mercury levels due to eating too much sushi. Not to doubt the perennially douchey star, but people have witnessed Piven pulling his classic all-night partying routine before and after his claims of mercury poisoning, and he also complained very loudly about being bored all during the show.
Plow playwright David Mamet said, of Piven's leaving the show early, "So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer." One of the investors in the play said "We didn't have star insurance, but we should have had asshole insurance." And yesterday, one of Piven's costars directly addressed the audience about the matter as soon as the play ended, and an audience member reported to Defamer:
’He said, I’m sure you’ve read the headlines about the silliness in our show.’ Then he said, Today was the first time I really enjoyed playing this show.’ I hope you weren’t expecting a big TV star.” It was pretty emotional.
Turns out, maybe he's not acting at all:
Wisconsin Rep. Tammy Baldwin, the first openly gay non-incumbent to be elected to Congress, has been honored by President-elect Obama.Baldwin, one of three openly gay representatives who will be serving in the 111th Congress along with Massachusetts' Barney Frank and Colorado's Jared Polis, has been named an honorary co-chair of the Presidential Inaugural Committee.
And there's that marching band...
I've been thinking the same thing as Dan's friend. Watching scenes like this over the weekend...

...and wandering on foot in the streets of the city—literally in the streets, because why not when most cars are stuck somewhere?—it's hard not to notice the attitudinal shift.
The cars are humbled. The people are emboldened. The snow is deep enough that it blurs the point at which the curb ends and the car-space begins. Street life—by which we usually mean sidewalk life—is finally, actually, street life.
Maybe I've missed something in previous years living in this city, but it does seem to me as if Seattle—which has a rich, familiar culture of street protest—is now developing a new addition: a culture of street joy.
Many people I know here have drawn connections between the spontaneous celebrations surrounding the arrival of the current city-stopping snow and the spontaneous celebrations in November after the arrival of the world-stopping election result:
In both instances the the streets have been immediately appropriated for the purpose of joy—not commerce or commuting—and the Seattle police, who normally exist to protect commerce and commuting, have gotten it exactly right. They've ceded the streets to the celebrants and made it their duty to protect them and their temporary takeover of space that isn't theirs. On election night, I saw police keeping cars away from the street party in the above video. On Saturday night—or, really, at 2 a.m. on Sunday morning—I saw a lone police car parked so that it blocked traffic from descending the hill favored by the East Denny Way sledders, some of whom are pictured above.
It's messy, of course, this business of joy-ing in the street. The police aren't everywhere. And not everyone agrees on the new rules, or at what depth of snow they begin to be enforced, or how long after a snowfall the new rules should end. What we have is perhaps a kernel of a new Seattle tradition with a lot of chaos around the edges. And so, walking around, I saw a few scenes like the one in this video (a video sent, coincidentally, by the same YouTuber who captured the election night dance party).
Similarly, on Union Street, around 17th Avenue or so, I saw over the weekend something that seemed like a checkpoint one would find in a country with a heavy-handed military. Except that it was manned by snow-caked people in their 20s and 30s, some of them on a couch that had been dragged into the intersection, others standing near trash can lids and cardboard and other sledding materials. If a driver charmed the people manning the checkpoint, he or she could go through. If a driver didn't, or failed to stop and turn away as instructed, there was a somewhat good-natured retribution. A hail of snowballs. Shouts about how awful the driver was for messing up a good thing. People hanging on to the driver's back bumper and sort of water-skiing behind the car, heels gliding down the snowy hill.
A driver could disobey the new law of the snow-stopped city, but its enforcers wouldn't make it easy.
There is a lot one could connect to the street celebrations that Seattle has seen this November and December: The World Trade Organization protests of 1999. The rise of Seattle's Critical Mass specifically, and of local bike consciousness in general. The huge Prop 8 protest of mid-November. The anti-war rallying that's been done in various moments over the last eight years. The decline in esteem that the automobile, and its demands, are experiencing. The increasing density of the city, the support for this density from the political class, and the demands that people living in small, densely-packed neighborhoods feel compelled and empowered to make. All of this informs the current thoughts about who should control Seattle's streets—and when.
But making too many connections may be getting ahead of things. If this is indeed a new thing, a new way of clebrating in Seattle, we'll have to see what it becomes before we know exactly what it is. I, for one, hope it becomes something—something greater than two notable moments in the life of a city in late 2008. Because whatever's going on in this town lately, it's fantastic.
Someone made a Thundercats movie trailer by digitally painting over a whole bunch of other movie footage trailers to create a cast of Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Vin Diesel, and Garfield from the hit animated movie Garfield.
I used to think that a Thundercats movie would be a horrible idea. Now I know a Thundercats movie would be a horrible idea.
Fabulous news intern Aaron Pickus just texted me to let me know that:
The Metro website is bullshit! The 48 doesn't exist on the hill but the site says it's back to normal
Clearly, Metro is not to be trusted.
It's not an internets Christmas until someone hauls out a gingerbread AT-AT Walker:

(Via Geekologie. The light-up gingerbread man is pretty cool, too.)
The Federal Aviation Administration is reducing the number of flights at New York's LaGuardia Airport in a bid to improve the airport's dismal on-time record.Transportation secretary Mary Peters today said the FAA will reduce the number of takeoffs and landings permitted each hour to 71 from 75. The number of hourly flights at the New York area's Kennedy and Newark airports is also capped, but at higher levels. LaGuardia tends to handle shorter-range domestic flights than its nearby rivals.
The FAA's move to further reduce capacity at LaGuardia is an acknowledgement that little can be done over the near term to cut into the airport's chronic delay problem other than limiting the amount of traffic it can handle. In 2007 and so far in 2008, LaGuardia ranks last among the 32 largest U.S. airports in on-time arrival performance with only 61% of flights arriving on time, Ms. Peters said. Reducing the number of flights to 71 from 75 will reduce delays by as much as 41%, she said, saving up to $178 million in delay-related costs each year.
"Too many flyers know that LaGuardia's delays are the worst of the worst, and we want to use every tool at our disposal to help passengers stuck with this grueling congestion," Ms. Peters said.

Death Race, which came out this past summer, is now available on DVD. How do I know this? I know this because the studio mailed us a copy of the DVD. And I watched it. And I'm already forgetting about it.
Why does (Death Race director) Paul W.S. Anderson suck so much? His movies have zombies and explosions and all kinds of things that an action movie fan should appreciate. But they always feel so empty, so vacant. All his films feel like an action movie with all the life sucked out of it. Maybe it's because he's the photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopied action movie director. Technically, his stuff is fine. You can follow most of the fights, the car chases are competent, you know which character is talking when there's dialogue. This is actually pretty impressive for a modern-day action movie director. But there's no emotion at all. At least the 1975 Death Race 2000 had B-movie smarm going for it.
As always, the problem is not Jason Statham. One day, there will be a Statham action movie that will destroy all other action movies with its awesomeness. And he'll keep making two or three movies a year until that happens. Hell, in Death Race, Statham out-acts Joan Allen, who is clearly there for a paycheck as the evil warden/Death Race founder. But generic slop like this "good man whose wife was killed in order to get him into a prison to compete in a reality-TV-murderous-NASCAR" plot is not helping anything.
I could go on forever about the problems in this lifeless thing of a movie, but here are the two biggest problems: There is no reason why Death Race should have a love interest. It's set in a fucking prison, which is maybe the best excuse ever to not have a romantic subplot. But the generic action movie subplot called for a love interest, and so a love interest there shall be. Second, there is no good reason to make Jason Statham the victim of a frame-up. If he was a convict who actually committed a crime, the movie would at least have a kind of nasty glee to it. Instead, it's got all this righteous energy that really slows shit down. And slow is not what you want Death Race to be. There are a couple things that get 'sploded real good, but for the most part, this is completely avoidable, unless the studio sends you a copy for free, in which case you could maybe watch it when you have a cold. Otherwise, ignore this movie, unless you're the world's biggest Statham fan.
Looking for somewhere to sled where you won't have to worry about colliding with cars or dealing with beligerent assholes? You're in luck.
The Seattle Parks Department has opened up the city's four golf courses to sledders. I'd recommend the Jackson course, which (hypothetically) you can get to on the 73.
Seattle police say they've already had one car vs. sled incident after a teenage girl collided with a car near the University District last night.
I remember when I caught my first case of menstruation—I was so ashamed. Luckily for me I lived in Australia, and I had teenage Naomi Watts to introduce me to the most amazing product ever: TAMPAX! Ruined trousers, you are now a thing of the past!
In your FACE, menstruation. IN YOUR BIG FAT FUCKING FACE!!!
Is that what this means? Or are gays still banned from membership at Saddelback but the church is scrubbing their website of anti-gay rhetoric as part of Rick Warren's disagree-without-being-disagreeable offensive?
Or are we welcome at Saddelback if, like so many good Christian pastors, we do our gay shit on the down low?
There was a letter to the editor in the New York Times this morning from the mayor of Paris, Bertrand Delanoe, bemoaning the sad state of our democracy here in the United States. His evidence? Caroline Kennedy's attempt to get herself appointed to Hillary Clinton's senate seat. "Surprising and appalling," Delanoe wrote, a "dynastic move" on the part of the "vanishing Kennedy clan," Kennedy has "no qualification whatsoever" to sit in the United States senate.
When I read it I thought, man, that seems... kinda undiplomatic. Delanoe may be right, but why would the mayor of Paris give a shit? Doesn't he have shit to worry about? WTF?
Turns out the letter was a hoax—um, whoops.
The Times blamed the mistake on a failure to verify the authenticity of a letter that arrived by e-mail."In this case, our staff sent an edited version of the letter to the sender of the e-mail and did not hear back," the paper said. "At that point, we should have contacted Mr. Delanoe's office to verify that he had, in fact, written to us. We did not do that. Without that verification, the letter should never have been printed."
... the state is trying to rehabilitate Josef Stalin:

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia — At first, the purpose behind the midday raid at a human-rights group's office here was murky. Police, some clad in masks and camouflage, cut the electricity to Memorial's offices and demanded to know if any drugs or guns were kept on the premises.Five hours later, after police had opened every computer and walked out with 11 hard drives, the reason for their visit became clear to Memorial Director Irina Flige.
On the hard drives, a trove of scanned images and documents memorialized Josef Stalin's murderous reign of terror. Diagrams scrawled out by survivors detailed layouts of labor camps. There were photos of Russians executed by Stalin's secret police, wrenching accounts of survival from gulag inmates and maps showing the locations of mass graves.
"They knew what they were taking," Flige said.
New textbooks, not-so-subtle directives for teachers to pass over certain events in silence, the seizure of evidence of the old history:
Memorial's St. Petersburg branch has been researching and documenting Stalin's crimes for 20 years, building one of the world's most complete archives of one of the darkest chapters in Russia's history.These archives are now in the hands of Russian police. St. Petersburg prosecutors say they conducted the raid because they were trying to track down an article in Novy Peterburg, a local newspaper under investigation on charges of extremism. But Flige says Memorial has no connection at all with the newspaper.
What Milan Kundera said about the Soviets, back in 1979:
The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory. Destroy its books, its culture, its history, Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history. Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was. The world around it will forget even faster... The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting
Reading that quote two weeks ago, while sitting on a beach in Mexico, it seemed almost quaint. Not so much anymore.
"I assume you guys have already seen this video of [an apparently] drunk driver trying to pick a fight with sledders on Queen Anne...." wrote Slog tipper Trey.
Dear Trey: No, I had not. Thank you very much.
If you're home, you should go over to Last Gasp and get some screen grabs from the Cunt Coloring Book and color them in. If you're at work, you should beware. Like the title says, it's a coloring book full of ladyparts. Put your colored-in cunt on the fridge, next to the dot-connected Paul Atreides from earlier today.
If you have enough fun with the coloring, you should order a copy from your local independent bookstore. It's only $8.95.
Katha Pollitt on Rick Warren:
To understand how angry and disappointed many Democrats are that Barack Obama has invited evangelical preacher Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inaugural, imagine if a President-elect John McCain had offered this unique honor to the Rev. Al Sharpton — or the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. I know, it's hard to picture: John McCain would never do that in a million years. Republicans respect their base even when, as in McCain's case, it doesn't really return the favor.Only Democrats, it seems, reward their most loyal supporters — feminists, gays, liberals, opponents of the war, members of the reality-based community — by elbowing them aside to embrace their opponents instead. [...]
Warren claims that his views are mainstream, pointing out that in 30 states, the majority of voters have banned gay marriage. Popular doesn't mean right, of course, but regardless of what Americans think about gay marriage, on other so-called social issues, he's way out in far-right field.
Take abortion. Most Americans, whatever their personal feelings, are pro-choice. On election day, anti-choice initiatives went down to defeat in all three states where they were on the ballot. Most Americans do not think the one-third of American women who terminate a pregnancy are running a concentration camp in their wombs, and would have no trouble choosing between saving a Jew from a gas chamber and a fertilized egg from a fire at the clinic.
Or take marriage. At his Saddleback Church, wifely submission is official doctrine: The church website tells women to defer to their husband's "leadership" even when he's wrong on important issues, such as finances. Never mind if she's an accountant and he flunked long division, or if she wants to beef up the kids' college fund and he wants to buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge. The godly answer is supposed to be "yes, dear." Is elevating this male chauvinist how President-elect Obama thanks women, who gave him more than half his votes?
In a news conference Thursday, Obama defended the choice of Warren: "It is important for the country to come together even though we may have disagreements on certain social issues." That's all very well, but excuse me if I don't feel all warm and fuzzy. Obama won thanks to the strenuous efforts of people who've spent the last eight years appalled by the Bush administration's wars and violations of human rights, its attacks on gays and women, its denigration of science, its general pandering to bigotry and ignorance in the name of God.
I'm all for building bridges, but honoring Warren, who insults Obama's base as perverts and murderers, is definitely a bridge too far.