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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Three Cities

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 9:17 AM

What we learn from the end of this BBC report about the "winter storm sweeping across the US":

...Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick asked non-essential state employees to stay home in a bid to prevent traffic jams on Friday, but New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg urged people to get out of their houses and go shopping.

In Seattle 11 people were hurt when two buses slid down an icy street, and broke through a guardrail above a motorway.

One dangled for several hours before being towed back from the brink.


The first piece of information tells me a lot about the center of Massachusetts, Boston. The second, about New York City. The third, about Seattle.

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1
Just what exactly does it tell you, or are we all too stupid to understand it?
Posted by Ice is Ice everywhere on December 20, 2008 at 10:04 AM
2
Who decides whether a state employee is essential or non-essential? Is this self determined? If someone declares him/herself nonessential in order to get a snow day is this remembered later when those who create the budget are looking for people to cut?
Posted by RainMan on December 20, 2008 at 10:17 AM
3
@2:

They most likely have already made these designations based on some sort of ranking system, so individual employees wouldn't be making this determination on their own. For example, first responders (police, fire, aid units) would definitely be classified as "essential"; the receptionist for the State/City Clerk's Office, probably "non-essential".

And Chaz, the only thing these three examples tell ME about the cities in question is that Bloomberg is a complete ASS.

But, I knew that already...
Posted by COMTE on December 20, 2008 at 10:25 AM
4
How are we supposed to read this? Is Boston smart or ruled by anxiety? Are New Yorkers tough or overly capitalistic? Do Seattle's roads suck or ... Do Seattle's roads suck?
Posted by Jigae on December 20, 2008 at 11:27 AM
5
THE COY CIVICS OF CHARLES MUDEDE
Posted by HURRRRK on December 20, 2008 at 11:48 AM
6
I interpreted it as:

Boston - ruled by fear, as evident by the light boxes that people thought were bombs.

New York - Has a world class transportation system that allows you to get around the city, even in horrible weather.

Seattle - Transportation here is impossible, but people still attempt it. Is that brave or foolish?
Posted by Donolectic on December 20, 2008 at 11:49 AM
7
mass transit!!! Dumbasses!!!!!!!!! Geezus.
NYC has a fucking amazing subway Bostons is not that great and Seattle has NONE.Seattle can't deal with this weather which is sooooooooo SAD.
Posted by Seattle is passive aggressive on December 20, 2008 at 11:52 AM
8
@6: that's exactly how I read it right down to the Aqua Teen Scare. It didn't seem like a very Slogian reading to me though, so I wanted some clarification.
Posted by Jigae on December 20, 2008 at 12:11 PM
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@6: that's exactly how I read it right down to the Aqua Teen Scare. It didn't seem like a very Slogian reading to me though, so I wanted some clarification.
Posted by Jigae on December 20, 2008 at 12:57 PM
10
charles was hoping to pull a theory from the comments instead of his ass this time
Posted by crotch rubber on December 20, 2008 at 1:02 PM
11
Charles should be forced by Dan, or whomever is in charge, to answer commenters questions. This is by far his most inscrutable post yet. He could have at least illustrated it with a half naked woman.
Posted by elswinger on December 20, 2008 at 2:09 PM
12
I <3 Mudede
Posted by CM on December 20, 2008 at 2:09 PM
13
maybe it's more subtle - to wit: Massachusetts is run by one person; New York City is run by one person; Seattle apparently isn't run by anyone.
Posted by Chas Redmond on December 20, 2008 at 2:42 PM
14
@6,

I missed out on any blizzards when I lived in NY, but I did see snowstorms on the same level as what we're dealing with in Seattle right now. Not only does the transit system make it possible to get around, but in Manhattan, at least, the streets are cleared and salted fast and all but the worst slumlords clear their sidewalks.
Posted by keshmeshi on December 20, 2008 at 2:47 PM
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@11, i think @6 got close to my meaning.
Posted by mudede on December 20, 2008 at 4:09 PM
16
O.K. Charles. I'll buy that argument.
Posted by elswinger on December 20, 2008 at 4:16 PM
17
@15 --- you lazy ass, Charles.

Write it yourself next time.
Posted by hartiepie on December 20, 2008 at 5:20 PM

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