Brace Yourselves: "Very dangerous winter storm" is comin' to town.

I Feel the Earth Move: 6.5 earthquake was recorded off the coast of Japan this morning.

Fucking Not Guilty: Rod Blagojevich maintains his innocence.

Oh, Shit: Discovered remains have been positively ID'd as Caylee.

Nickels Met Obama: And requested solar panels on Qwest.

Because Prop. 8 Wasn't Enough: Some fuckers seek to nullify 18K gay marriages.

But Others...: Attorney General Jerry Brown is asking for the California Supreme Court to get rid of the ban.

Tax Talk: Gregoire says it's not time to raise taxes, some think otherwise.

Free the Shoe-Thrower!: Jordanians rally, demand Muntadhar al-Zeidi's release.

It's Not a Tumor!: Schwarzenegger orders hiring freeze in CA.

Grandma's Goin' to Jail: Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law arrested on drug charges. (Also, the baby's due today!)