Brace Yourselves: "Very dangerous winter storm" is comin' to town.
I Feel the Earth Move: 6.5 earthquake was recorded off the coast of Japan this morning.
Fucking Not Guilty: Rod Blagojevich maintains his innocence.
Oh, Shit: Discovered remains have been positively ID'd as Caylee.
Nickels Met Obama: And requested solar panels on Qwest.
Because Prop. 8 Wasn't Enough: Some fuckers seek to nullify 18K gay marriages.
But Others...: Attorney General Jerry Brown is asking for the California Supreme Court to get rid of the ban.
Tax Talk: Gregoire says it's not time to raise taxes, some think otherwise.
Free the Shoe-Thrower!: Jordanians rally, demand Muntadhar al-Zeidi's release.
It's Not a Tumor!: Schwarzenegger orders hiring freeze in CA.
Grandma's Goin' to Jail: Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law arrested on drug charges. (Also, the baby's due today!)