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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Wasn't There Supposed to be Wind Too?

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 9:06 PM

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The snowpocalypse is upon us—but where are the hurricane-force winds? And, yes, it's a shitty picture. Got a better one? Send it in.

Snowpocalypse?

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 9:05 PM

Where is the fucking blizzard? I'm still waiting for it! It's not here. It's 9 pm. It's just snowing. Cliff Mass's Weather Blog is now feeling the pressure to explain the whereabouts of this wind of the year, the decade, maybe even the century:

There has been some "hot" comments about meteorologists hyping the weather....please be patient...it is too soon to throw in the towel on this event...although there are clearly deficiencies in the model's solutions. The winds have not accelerated as much as forecast...yet the pressure different across the mountains is extraordinary...nearly as high as I have ever seen it...nearly 16 millibars across the Cascades (Seattle-Yakima pressure difference).

Fine, I will hold on to the towel. But there better be some serious action by midnight.

God Bless Rachel Maddow

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 5:02 PM

Props to Maddow for hammering away at this—and for suggesting that Obama could drop Warren. But... oh... my... gawd. The look on Anne Curry's face when Rick Warren says he's inclined to have sex with every beautiful woman he sees. Curry, a beautiful woman, is very clearly tormented by some unwelcome mental images at that moment. Priceless. And I love how Warren equates a heterosexual man resisting the urge to jump every beautiful woman he sees with a homosexual man's responsibility to refrain from all intimate contact for life. I don't know how that qualifies as "delayed gratification"—not unless gay celibates are rewarded with 70 virgins when they go to paradise.

Liveblogging The Godfather & The Godfather Part 2

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 4:58 PM

Coming at you live from the projection booth at SIFF Cinema...

Part I's Liveblog had realizations about the depth of Al Pacino's acting abilities and whether or not he could pass for one of the Golden Girls nowadays, the horrible truth that the horse head in the bed was a real severed horse head, and an illuminating poll about cousin fuckery versus potato pasta.

Part two begins at 3:40 pm and will continue until we all die in SNOWPOCALYPSE 2008:

Worst Band Names

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 4:55 PM

Two Seattle bands make the list.

Wasilla Hillbillies

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 4:41 PM

It's not meth, it's...

WASILLA, Alaska — Wasilla resident Sherry L. Johnston, mother of Bristol Palin's boyfriend, faces a Jan. 6 court date for an oxycontin-related arrest at her home by Alaska State Troopers.
...She was arrested around noon Thursday by troopers serving a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. A standard press release issued by troopers said Johnston was arrested on six felony counts: second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance - generally manufacturing or delivering drugs - as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession.

For those who may not know, Sherry L. Johnston, Levi Johnston's mother, was arrested for possessing and possibly dealing drugs. Levi, for those who have forgotten, is soon to be Bristol Palin's babydaddy. Bristol, for those who have forgotten, is the daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, a women who did her doggone best to be just a heartbeat away from the most powerful political position in the world.

Baby It's Cold Outside

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 3:51 PM

Seattle's Billy Vacation—last seen learning the hard way at HUMP—made a good impression on the editors of Butt Magazine with this...

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To find out exactly how those snowballs were made, go here.

Re: Get Your Hands Off That Play, Honkey

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Terry Teachout, over at the Wall Street Journal, talks some sense about whether Bart Sher can and should direct August Wilson's Joe Turner in NYC:

Lincoln Center Theater's production of "Joe Turner" is already raising a ruckus of the wrong sort. Marion McClinton, a black director who has staged two Wilson plays on Broadway, recently told a reporter for the St. Paul Pioneer Press that the decision to hire Mr. Sher, who is white, was "straight-up institutional racism."

[But] if Wilson is a major playwright, then surely part of the proof of his stature lies in the ability of his work to speak to all men in all conditions.

From one angle, as I've mentioned before, that argument runs the risk of sounding like callous appropriationism.

From The Souls of Black Folk:

After the Egyptian and Indian, the Greek and Roman, the Teuton and Mongolian, the Negro is a sort of seventh son, born with a veil, and gifted with second-sight in this American world, — a world which yields him no true self-consciousness, but only lets him see himself through the revelation of the other world. It is a peculiar sensation, this double-consciousness, this sense of always looking at one's self through the eyes of others, of measuring one's soul by the tape of a world that looks on in amused contempt and pity. One ever feels his twoness, — an American, a Negro; two souls, two thoughts, two unreconciled strivings; two warring ideals in one dark body, whose dogged strength alone keeps it from being torn asunder.

Wilson probably would've resisted Sher directing Joe Turner—he described his cultural project as building a repertoire by and for black Americans, a repertoire that would shelter black American actors and directors from the double-consciousness of making token black plays for white regional theaters.

Wilson achieved that and then some—he transcended his cultural context and, therefore, his own project. He wrote a repertoire of plays that a huge, broad audience wants to see and direct and be part of. Wilson's work will be performed everywhere, in dozens of languages, for decades to come. Sher's just the beginning—just you wait until the Osaka production of 2154.

There's still plenty of institutional bigotry to go around and kick back against (the very phenomenon of token black/Asian/gay/feminist plays in regional-theater seasons is evidence of that). But it doesn't do anyone any favors to argue that a Tony Award magnet like Bart Sher isn't allowed to direct August Wilson.

(Whether there's a suspicious dearth of black directors who are Tony Award magnets is another argument—and one worth having. Also: Weird that this national-profile debate about race and theater has its roots in Seattle.)

More locally, you should see Pat Graney's new dance piece, House of Mind, this weekend:

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(She got those chairs from the Canterbury.)

From a preview of the piece that ran in the paper a few weeks ago:

House of Mind deploys the same combination of structure and surrealism [that she admires in writers like Gertrude Stein and Julio Cortázar]. It begins with one dancer—in a short skirt and kneesocks—walking complicated patterns across the floor, with quick turns like she's tracing the perimeter of an irregularly shaped star. Then another, upstage, doing the same thing. Then another, walking down stairs from a catwalk, and another, opening and closing doors in a small room built high over the stage. The sound clips come from Graney's mother, Stars Wars, Dune, and snippets of music from her childhood ("Crimson and Clover," "White Rabbit," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"). The scenes are fundamentally domestic: dancers read, play house on an Oriental carpet, bake a cake, take off their pants and eat a snack of cheese and tomato. But they are fundamentally fractured, like the complicated geometry the dancers follow when walking from one side of the floor to another.

Nobody took off her pants and ate cheese last night, but everything else was there—it's a mesmerizing piece with a beautiful score of composition and sampling by Amy Denio.

Women in 40s dresses move around a giant warehouse that Graney and architect David Traylor have turned into a through-the-looking-glass installation of Graney's childhood memories—floors made of sand, her father's study wallpapered with his old police reports, a wall of white buttons with cascading water, a working stove and fridge (the dancers make brownies), a closet full of enormous dresses, a monster's tail unfurled from beneath a bed, a towering wall made of little compartments to store miniatures from Graney's private collection, etc.

After this weekend, it will tour to Houston. And there's an added late show tonight at 10 pm. Step out of the snow and into the sand.

This Weekend at the Movies!

Posted by Lindy West on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Hey, so how about looming deathstorm 2008, everybody? Yesterday, a friend said to me, "They are predicting that people will die." My plan is to make chili.

Movies!

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If you haven't read Christopher Frizzelle's fantastic review of Doubt, I demand that you do so now:

This movie is Streep porn. It presents her as a thing worthy of a fetish. It's an hour and a half of her just doing things: digging some food out of her teeth, looking intensely at a bunch of pages in the blurry foreground, not getting the seat she wants in a room, sitting at the head of a table while someone very slowly pours milk in everyone's glasses, responding to a request with a "yes" that is the opposite of a yes, kicking a fallen branch out of a pathway, winding a bunch of twine around her fingers, talking over a ringing telephone, standing in a harshly blowing wind, screwing in an overhead light bulb with a long stick, petting a cat. She does more than anyone while barely doing anything.

Charles Mudede's take on Seven Pounds contains one of my favorite passages ever written by the hand of man:

I will not offer a review of this film, as that would be a waste of the little time we have together in this review space. The film does not deserve a judgment outside of the plain word "bad." Will Smith must go to the desert for 40 days and 40 nights and come back to the human family with a clear head and an empty stomach. Why? Because right now he is so full of shit. He needs a cleansing, a spiritual purge, and a reawakening. But to those who do watch Seven Pounds and see its shocking "revelation," I want to offer this reading or decoding of its narrative: The movie is about the death of the black male.

The great Paul Constant takes down Yes Man:

Here is the premise, loosely based on a memoir with the same name: Carrey's character decides, with the nudging of a self-help guru played by a slumming Terence Stamp (who provides the only 15 seconds of the film actually worth watching), that he will say yes to everything. So he binge drinks, takes flying lessons, responds to spam about penile enhancement, and gets a blowjob from a toothless old lady. This dilemma completely lacks drama. Carrey could say no whenever he wants to and thereby resolve the situation, he just chooses not to.

judithlight.jpgAnd David Schmader assesses the disappointing New Queer Cinema of Save Me:

Overseeing operations at Genesis House—the residential treatment center where troubled tweaker Mark (Chad Allen, of Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman) finds himself after an especially bumpy bout of partying-and-playing—is Gayle (Ugly Betty's Judith Light), a Christian matron made dour by the death of her own gay son, of whom she's reminded a bit by her new charge Mark, who soon finds himself a fast-growing friendship with the would-be ex-gay dreamboat Scott (Queer as Folk's Robert Gant), who threatens to upset Mark's vulnerable recovery with penetrating gazes and soulful birdhouse-painting.

There's also the Dark Crystal at the Egyptian midnight movie tonight; and Bad Santa at the Grand Illusion at 11. Grand Illusion is also playing It's A Wonderful Life all weekend. And SIFF Cinema is showing The Godfather and Godfather II today and tomorrow and Monday and Tuesday (see Paul Constant's tirelessly entertaining liveblog, above, which will be going on until 2015). And if you still haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire and Let the Right One In, it's not too late! Don't fuck this one up!

Another option is to hide in your house and eat chili. They are predicting that people will die. Please don't die.

"Jews totally run Hollywood."

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Straight from the moist maw of Pastor Rick Warren?

Nope—from Joel Stein at the LA Times:

I have never been so upset by a poll in my life. Only 22% of Americans now believe "the movie and television industries are pretty much run by Jews," down from nearly 50% in 1964. The Anti-Defamation League, which released the poll results last month, sees in these numbers a victory against stereotyping. Actually, it just shows how dumb America has gotten. Jews totally run Hollywood.

How deeply Jewish is Hollywood? When the studio chiefs took out a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times a few weeks ago to demand that the Screen Actors Guild settle its contract, the open letter was signed by: News Corp. President Peter Chernin (Jewish), Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey (Jewish), Walt Disney Co. Chief Executive Robert Iger (Jewish), Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton (surprise, Dutch Jew), Warner Bros. Chairman Barry Meyer (Jewish), CBS Corp. Chief Executive Leslie Moonves (so Jewish his great uncle was the first prime minister of Israel), MGM Chairman Harry Sloan (Jewish) and NBC Universal Chief Executive Jeff Zucker (mega-Jewish). If either of the Weinstein brothers had signed, this group would have not only the power to shut down all film production but to form a minyan with enough Fiji water on hand to fill a mikvah.

The person they were yelling at in that ad was SAG President Alan Rosenberg (take a guess). The scathing rebuttal to the ad was written by entertainment super-agent Ari Emanuel (Jew with Israeli parents) on the Huffington Post, which is owned by Arianna Huffington (not Jewish and has never worked in Hollywood.)

The Jews are so dominant, I had to scour the trades to come up with six Gentiles in high positions at entertainment companies. When I called them to talk about their incredible advancement, five of them refused to talk to me, apparently out of fear of insulting Jews. The sixth, AMC President Charlie Collier, turned out to be Jewish.

As a proud Jew, I want America to know about our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood. Without us, you'd be flipping between "The 700 Club" and "Davey and Goliath" on TV all day.

Read the rest and the occasionally flipped-out comments—"this article will only spur the haters onward until they once again try to dispose of the ten million"—here.

Hugstitutes Plague Eugene

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 11:06 AM

I would've called the cops when I was assaulted by high school students offering "free hugs," not free yard work.

She and other leaders rounded up more than a dozen students to offer free hugs at the Nov. 15 Oregon-Arizona football game at Autzen Stadium. "We'd seen it done on a YouTube video," she says. "It's awesome: giving total strangers hugs. That's spreading love." Hertel estimates some 2,000 hugs were provided at no charge.

They decided Random Act 2 would be offering free leaf-raking in neighborhoods near Sheldon: seven girls, one guy, eight rakes. Then, unexpected resistance: "When we told one lady what we wanted to do," Hertel says, "she said, 'Go do your random acts of kindness somewhere else.'"

Another woman thought the group was trying to burglarize her house. "We said, 'No, we're from the Random Acts of Kindness Club; we just want to rake your leaves.'" The woman wasn't convinced. She called the police, whose log for the 11:12 a.m. report is headed, "Suspicious Subject(s)." The police arrived and interviewed the "suspicious subjects."

The people of Eugene can be grateful that the kids at Sheldon High weren't taking their inspiration from XTube, I guess. But still: what's with the "free hugs" meme? Do people ever pay for hugs? Are there hugstitutes working street corners in Eugene?

Our Priorities Are In Order

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 10:34 AM

Politico was allowed to ask Caroline Kennedy eight questions—or submit eight questions in writing (that's how royalty does it), which were answered, again in writing, by a "Kennedy spokesman"—and the second question is about same-sex marriage. (She's for marriage equality.) It comes before questions about the banking industry, taxes, the auto bailout, schools, and the Iraq War. Kennedy declined to answer just one question: the first question, which was about who she plans to support in the upcoming mayoral race in New York City. It's good to be the queen.

To Hell With the Jews

Posted by Dan Savage on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 10:24 AM

Another lesson in civility from Pastor Rick Warren.

Reading Today

Posted by Paul Constant on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 10:00 AM

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There is no reading today. Instead, you should read The Scarlet Letter. Really. It's much better than you remember in high school. It's about our responsibilities, to society and ourselves. You can skip the introductory "Custom House" part, if you must, which makes The Scarlet Letter more of a novella, and much more manageable. You could read it in one snowy afternoon.

The full readings calendar, including the next week or so, is here.

Three Cities

Posted by Charles Mudede on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 9:17 AM

What we learn from the end of this BBC report about the "winter storm sweeping across the US":

...Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick asked non-essential state employees to stay home in a bid to prevent traffic jams on Friday, but New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg urged people to get out of their houses and go shopping.

In Seattle 11 people were hurt when two buses slid down an icy street, and broke through a guardrail above a motorway.

One dangled for several hours before being towed back from the brink.


The first piece of information tells me a lot about the center of Massachusetts, Boston. The second, about New York City. The third, about Seattle.

The Morning News

Posted by Megan Seling on Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 8:12 AM

Brace Yourselves: "Very dangerous winter storm" is comin' to town.

I Feel the Earth Move: 6.5 earthquake was recorded off the coast of Japan this morning.

Fucking Not Guilty: Rod Blagojevich maintains his innocence.

Oh, Shit: Discovered remains have been positively ID'd as Caylee.

Nickels Met Obama: And requested solar panels on Qwest.

Because Prop. 8 Wasn't Enough: Some fuckers seek to nullify 18K gay marriages.

But Others...: Attorney General Jerry Brown is asking for the California Supreme Court to get rid of the ban.

Tax Talk: Gregoire says it's not time to raise taxes, some think otherwise.

Free the Shoe-Thrower!: Jordanians rally, demand Muntadhar al-Zeidi's release.

It's Not a Tumor!: Schwarzenegger orders hiring freeze in CA.

Grandma's Goin' to Jail: Bristol Palin's future mother-in-law arrested on drug charges. (Also, the baby's due today!)

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