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Friday, December 19, 2008

News The Morning News

Posted by on Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 8:16 AM

Here Bush Comes to Save the Day: President announces rescue plan for auto companies.

Speaking of: Stocks started to rise minutes after the announcement.

RIP Deep Throat: W. Mark Felt is dead at 95.

About the Budget: Gregoire cut's 3.8 billion, makes no tax increases.

About the Viaduct: A viaduct stakeholder group is pressuring for tunnel option.

Fuckin' Fuck: Rod Blagojevich will address the public this afternoon.

In the Garden: One dead after scaffolding collapses at Botanical Garden.

Brrrrrr!: More snow, more ice, more cold expected all weekend.

Shots Fired: Bullets shatter Pioneer Square windows.

The Breeders: Arkansas woman gives birth to 18th child.

 

Comments (17) RSS

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1
Who's the Slog trollin' dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:45 AM
2
SULK!
Posted by The Sulkettes on December 19, 2008 at 8:45 AM
3
Ya damn right!
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:46 AM
4
They say this cat Sulk is a bad mother--
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:46 AM
5
SHUCHOMOUTH!!!
Posted by The Sulkettes on December 19, 2008 at 8:47 AM
6
I'm talkin' 'bout Sulk!
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:48 AM
7
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
Posted by The Sulkettes on December 19, 2008 at 8:48 AM
8
He's a complicated troll
But no one understands him but his woman

THE INCREDIBLE SULK!
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:50 AM
9
And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 8:50 AM
10
...Gregoire cut's 3.8 billion...


I hope your officemate's and co-worker's who know how to use apostrophe's give you heap's of shit for thi's.
Posted by robotslave on December 19, 2008 at 8:51 AM
11
al franken now leads the minnesota recount by ~150 votes
Posted by q on December 19, 2008 at 9:06 AM
12
I'm sure #19 will be occupying that woman's clown-car vagina before spring.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 19, 2008 at 9:55 AM
13
Hey Jim Bob: It's called abortion. Last I checked, it's still legal. Have one.
Posted by Dan on December 19, 2008 at 10:09 AM
14
Jesus Christ, someone should sterilize that woman. How are they supposed to give enough of a mother and father's love to all their god damned children? I'm betting at least half of those kids are gonna end badly.
Posted by another Andy on December 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM
15
*golf clap* for @1-@9. If only trolls were this amusing all the time I might feed them more.
Posted by Anon on December 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM
16
@15,

Please don't feed me.

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 19, 2008 at 12:17 PM
17
that's why I don't have any kids. Those people had them all.
Posted by damn breeders on December 20, 2008 at 10:31 PM

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