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??!! / Chow Sexy, Sexy Meatscent
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Dec 18, 2008 at 5:17 PM
Burger King® Flame™, the “Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat,” is perfume that makes you smell like a hamburger. It’s evidently for real.
Is it just me, or does the audio sound like it says, "Mmmmm, lame" at the beginning?
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How long before someone wearing this gets mauled by a bear? Or a pit-bull (because surely they were asking for it)?
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Why does this seem like such a bad idea? A new scent inspired by a Slog post yesterday and I,
Anonymous last week has a better chance: "Release your inner fart. Broccoli Ocarina."
Anonymous last week has a better chance: "Release your inner fart. Broccoli Ocarina."
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Our Price: $3.99
Availability: SOLD OUT
Product Code: FLAME
Read the reviews here: http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_015…
This is obviously completely fake. In every way.
Working it at work December 18, 2008
Reviewer: Scooter from Richmond, VA United States
I bought this product, and MAN am I glad that I did. I went with two sprays one moring and it was PLENTY. I work with a woman named Anna, and she couldn't resist. We have always flirted with each other and have stayed late together, but the sweet meat mist just closed the deal. We couldn't resist each other any longer. I had to clean the sweat off of my desk the next day.
THANK YOU BK!
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Our Price: $3.99
Availability: SOLD OUT
Product Code: FLAME
Read the reviews here: http://www.rickyshalloween.com/flame_015…
This is obviously completely fake. In every way.
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No Mr. Poe, it's real. It's part of BK's new viral marketing campaign, complete with the seminude burger King.
I tried to buy some for my BF because it would turn me on soooo much. But damn if they weren't already sold out.
I tried to buy some for my BF because it would turn me on soooo much. But damn if they weren't already sold out.
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6 It smells like cooked meat, not raw meat. Unless it has gone bad, raw meat should hardly smell at all.
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Gross.
FWIW, I'm currently working one of my favorite winter colognes...Bois d’Ombrie Eau de Toilette by Eau d’Italie:
Imagine a hidden away curio shop filled with mysterious boxes. Boxes of all sorts - some intricately carved from exotic wood, some lined in smooth leather-- line the walls, each bearing the traces of the treasures they have cradled: Aged whisky, glorious cognac, Cuban cigars, rare spices, precious incense, honeyed narcotics. Aromatic traces that mingle with the dry, polished woods to create an intoxicating brew. This has the warm sweetness of mulled wine and the glowing radiance of a fire in the hearth. Rich and autumnal, with an intriguing touch of coolness from the iris that slips in and out like a visiting ghost, this is a deeply satisfying scent. Wood and leather, spice and cognac-- really, on a chilly night, could you ask for anything more?
Bois d’Ombrie notes:
Whiskey, cognac, Korean calamus, wild carrot, leather, iris, Brazilian copahu, vetiver, tobacco, opoponax, myrrh, patchouli
FWIW, I'm currently working one of my favorite winter colognes...Bois d’Ombrie Eau de Toilette by Eau d’Italie:
Imagine a hidden away curio shop filled with mysterious boxes. Boxes of all sorts - some intricately carved from exotic wood, some lined in smooth leather-- line the walls, each bearing the traces of the treasures they have cradled: Aged whisky, glorious cognac, Cuban cigars, rare spices, precious incense, honeyed narcotics. Aromatic traces that mingle with the dry, polished woods to create an intoxicating brew. This has the warm sweetness of mulled wine and the glowing radiance of a fire in the hearth. Rich and autumnal, with an intriguing touch of coolness from the iris that slips in and out like a visiting ghost, this is a deeply satisfying scent. Wood and leather, spice and cognac-- really, on a chilly night, could you ask for anything more?
Bois d’Ombrie notes:
Whiskey, cognac, Korean calamus, wild carrot, leather, iris, Brazilian copahu, vetiver, tobacco, opoponax, myrrh, patchouli
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The smell of actual beef cooking is sexy. The smell that comes out of Burger King chimneys is not sexy.
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I think if this was marketed as an "air freshener" and you could get other scents like "toll house cookies" or BBQ ribs, it might actually sell.
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@16: "...dust mice, dead beetles, rat piss, rotting vegetation..." :D
Actually, that copy belongs in an advertising textbook. Fabulous. I want the writer to talk dirty in my ear all night long!
Actually, that copy belongs in an advertising textbook. Fabulous. I want the writer to talk dirty in my ear all night long!
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"Aumgn [Edit](?)" is my fave song by CAN off of the crautreokkers' album CANNIBALISM I - currently listening to it!
Ravenous wasn't a bad movie either.
"Aumgn [Edit](?)" is my fave song by CAN off of the crautreokkers' album CANNIBALISM I - currently listening to it!
Ravenous wasn't a bad movie either.
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I'm totally going to buy this and spray it on my asshole. The bear that I'm cheating on my boyfriend with will fucking love it. He's really going to eat me out now.
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