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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Re: Happy Birthday, White Supremacist Toddler!

Posted by on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Heath Campbell, father of little Adolph Hitler and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, isn't too happy about people calling him a racist just because he named his son ADOLPH HITLER.

See, he didn't name his kid after one of the greatest mass murderers in the history of the universe because he loves Hitler, he named him that because it was unique.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did...."

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated...

See? It's all an innocent misunderstanding! Ever since the whole baby-naming thing (TWICE), he's been trying to break the cycle of hate.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

via boingboing

 

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1
I hear that.
Posted by Ivan The Terrible McClannahan on December 16, 2008 at 10:51 PM
2
Look, naming one kid "Adolph Hitler" could be a fluke, sure. But once you've named his sister "Aryan Nation"... sorry, I'm SO not buying that.
Posted by wench on December 16, 2008 at 11:11 PM
3
Differently as in "I'll raise MY kids to AVOID people of other races"?

Shouldn't be too freakin' hard with those "unique" names you've given them, Heath; my guess is pretty much EVERYBODY, regardless of their race, is going to have an urge to avoid THEM.

(Or conversely, to continually kick the shit out of them and take their lunch money - assuming of course, they're not going to spend the next 12 years being home schooled).

But hey, at least they've got a mother and a father, so it's all cool, right?
Posted by COMTE on December 16, 2008 at 11:12 PM
4
Maybe he really is just dumb enough to not get it. But I doubt it. Just about every racist I've ever met had some version of the "I'm not a racist" defense ready when people called them on their shit.
Posted by flamingbanjo on December 16, 2008 at 11:31 PM
5
"Just about every racist I've ever met had some version of the "I'm not a racist" defense ready when people called them on their shit."

Look, it's really just "racial pride"...
Posted by tiktok on December 16, 2008 at 11:45 PM
6
I'm naming my kid Idi Amin.
Posted by TVDinner on December 17, 2008 at 1:00 AM
7
Those wacky white supremacist breeders!

What will they do next???
Posted by blackhook on December 17, 2008 at 1:25 AM
8
Until some black people stop calling each other "nigger," you PC liberals have nothing to whine about.

The outrage over this is nothing but phoney liberal outrage. Something to get Jesse Hijackson or Al "I told Tawana Brawly to lie" Sharpton all riled up and pimp their pseudo racist beliefs.

Which would be something our Marxist homosexual president elect Barack Hussein Osama would count his blessings to have, lest he not be elected.
Posted by Lord Basil on December 17, 2008 at 1:30 AM
9
hapPy BirhTday :)
Posted by ianimaru on December 17, 2008 at 2:17 AM
10
I have twins, Slobodan Milošević and George Bush. I was raised not to mix with Islam.
Posted by jnonymous on December 17, 2008 at 2:28 AM
11
This is child abuse. It's also ignorance. It's also fucking creepy!
Posted by Vince on December 17, 2008 at 6:04 AM
12
There is nothing wrong with that name! I am hurt and offended. Shame on all of you!
Posted by Adolph Hitler on December 17, 2008 at 7:14 AM
13
It is Adolf Hitler, with a F.
Posted by patrick on December 17, 2008 at 8:01 AM
14
I'm sure Heath Campbell tolerates the heck out of other races.
Posted by Big Sven on December 17, 2008 at 8:20 AM
15
Well, if he wanted to be slick about it, he could have just named him Joe Goebbels. That would have been a little less overt. And @12s parents wanted a regional twist.
Posted by P to the J on December 17, 2008 at 8:44 AM
16
i had a lot of trouble with my lunch money until i mastered my torches and horses.
Posted by Baby Doc Griffith II on December 17, 2008 at 8:50 AM
17
He wanted his kid's name to be unique, as in the only one of its kind, even though someone's already been named that. Hence, not unique. But I suspect this guy has a protective shield from which reason and logic cannot penetrate
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 17, 2008 at 8:52 AM
18
He has three kids - the other (girl) is named "Honzlyn Hinler," which dad says is a tip of the hat to Heinrich Himler. Last year, he tried to get the same shop-rite to put a swastika on little Adolf's cake.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/arti…

http://www.encyclocentral.com/32859-Hinl…
Posted by Limey Rick on December 17, 2008 at 8:54 AM
19
Bigots are such cowards these days. I guess that's a good thing at least.
Posted by Sirkowski on December 17, 2008 at 10:52 AM
20
He sounds like someone who will do anything to be noticed. Narcissistic, bigoted, media whore.
Posted by inkweary on December 17, 2008 at 11:29 AM
21
You know what he is? He's a pussy. Now I know it is wrong to use this word this way, but what about when using it this way is one of the most offensive things you can say to a incorrigably bigoted fucktard like this? I think then it is okay to call him a pussy. Because that's what he can understand and that offends a piece of shit like this. He's a pussy for pussing out and not following through with his Nazi-fuck names and Nazi-fuck cakes, when the spotlight is on him, it's all "I did it so Adolf would unique" [FAIL].

Pussy.
High noon, name the street in my county, I'll even arm you with a matching piece pussy. I'' put you down like the piece of shit you are. Your kids would be better off without a father like you and the world would be a better place without you.
Posted by K X One on December 17, 2008 at 11:44 AM
22
"The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Take Jesus Christ Allin for example.
Posted by driveby on December 17, 2008 at 12:08 PM

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