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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Man Shot Outside Garfield Community Center

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 10:37 PM

Seattle police are searching for four men believed to be involved in a shooting which took place outside of the Garfield Community Center earlier this evening.

According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, two groups of men got into an altercation outside of the community center around 7pm. "Words were exchanged," Witt says, and one man was shot in the face.

The man ran inside the community center where he collapsed. He was taken to Harborview where he is in critical condition. Gang unit detectives are investigating.

This is the second shooting near Garfield High School in the last three months.

More at Central District News.

Re: Happy Birthday, White Supremacist Toddler!

Posted by Anthony Hecht on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Heath Campbell, father of little Adolph Hitler and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, isn't too happy about people calling him a racist just because he named his son ADOLPH HITLER.

See, he didn't name his kid after one of the greatest mass murderers in the history of the universe because he loves Hitler, he named him that because it was unique.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did...."

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated...

See? It's all an innocent misunderstanding! Ever since the whole baby-naming thing (TWICE), he's been trying to break the cycle of hate.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

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Poke: You're Served

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 6:10 PM

Facebook—the latest trick in court notification.

Facebook grew to more than 100 million users by providing a way for friends and family to keep in touch with one another. But few, if any, probably expected that their Facebook accounts offer lawyers a handy new way to tell them that they've been sued.

It's already happened in Australia, where a court recently allowed a lawyer for a mortgage lender to use Facebook as a method of serving legal documents. The purpose of the suit: to let a couple know that they're about to lose their home through foreclosure after defaulting on a loan.

United States judges also have the leeway to authorize serving legal documents through Facebook, legal experts said on Tuesday. (Look for the IRS and state tax collectors to follow suit.)

[Fast-forward three months into the future, once Burn After Reading is on DVD and YouTube. Insert that great scene in the cocktail club when John Malkovich gets served here.]

When You're On the PTA and the Police Find a "Half-Naked" Teenage Boy in Your SUV...

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 6:10 PM

...you'll get in less trouble if the boy's top half is naked and not, you know, his bottom half.

Police arrested Joan Tuckruskye after allegedly finding her in the backseat of a parked car with a 13-year-old boy. Both of them, police said, were partially unclothed....

It was in the rear of the elementary school parking lot where patrolling officers said they noticed the foggy and steamed windows of an SUV. They approached and knocked on the window.

"They observed a woman in her 40s and a boy who appeared to be a teenager. They were not clothed from the waist down," said Lt. Kevin Smith of the Nassau County Police Department. At first, police said, the boy said he was 18. Later at the hospital, though, he admitted being 13 but claimed he and the PTA mom were only kissing.

This poor boy is likely to be traumatized by this experience for the rest of his life—not just the sexual experience, or even primarily the sexual experience. He'll be most traumatized by the arrest, the questioning, the trial, having to testify against this woman, and her likely imprisonment.

P-I Accuses Times of Sucking, Then P-I Censors Itself

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 5:55 PM

The latest from the ever-thrilling Taboos of Daily Journalism Department.

City Prosecutors Going After the Wrong Golfer!

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 5:30 PM

The city prosecutor's office has filed misdemeanor assault charges against 25-year-old David Hulton for allegedly striking a bystander with a foam golf ball during a Seattle Urban Golf event in October.

Hulton has proclaimed his innocence and now, another man has admitted to being responsible for the assault.

Will, who is 30 and unemployed, admits to hitting a bystander with a golf ball at the Seattle Urban Golf event and says he doesn't understand why the case is going to court. "[I]t’s getting hit with a Nerf ball. I mean, maybe he got his cornea scratched or something. It was obviously not malicious."

Will says he didn't come forward at the scene of the October 18th incident because "there were two people already in police cars and the officers didn’t want to hear any more from anybody. I just kind of laid low and hung out with the crowd."

Urban golfers are apparently putting pressure on Will to come forward or help Hulton cover his court costs and Will says he's offered to provide assistance to Hulton. However, he says he isn't willing to turn himself in and take the blame. "I don’t see what the point of that would be really," Will says. "He shouldn’t get in trouble because he didn’t do it and why should I be dragged in to it? I’m not really in a financial position to afford an attorney either. Aside from the hassle, it doesn’t seem like it would be that big of a deal."

When asked how he feels about Hulton having to deal with court costs and a possible criminal record, Will wasn't exactly contrite.

"I don’t like it but on the other hand I gotta say I’m pretty sure he can beat it," Will says, laughing. "I obviously feel bad about it, I want to help him out, but I don’t want to take the rap. If I don’t come forward and he beats the charge then it ends. If I do come forward I’d just end up in court."

The city attorney's office was unavailable for comment.

There Is a Technological Solution to Every Problem

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:44 PM

That is the motto of a friend of mine.

This is the solution to the problem of eating pomegranates.

Holy Shit: Gondola Collapses at Whistler

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:34 PM

Around 2:30 this afternoon the brand new peak-to-peak Excalibur gondola at Whistler/Blackcomb collapsed.

Skiers and boarders were being rescued from the main gondola on Blackcomb Mountain Tuesday afternoon, after one of the towers holding up the Excalibur Gondola partially collapsed.

At about 4:10 p.m. Tuesday, firefighters were rescuing skiers from the gondolas by extending ladders up to gondola doors.... The accident happened when the top half of tower number four became separated from the base, he said.

The connection came lose and Forseth said, no one yet knows why.

None of the gondola cars came off the cable and it is not known if any of the cars hit the ground.

But cars were seen swinging wildly from "side to side," and dozens of people are trapped in cars—including one hanging over Fitzsimmons Creek.

What Alex Schweder's Genius Award Bought

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:30 PM

Alex Schweder won the Stranger Visual Art Genius Award in 2007 for his radically bodily architectural art. That means $5,000 to Alex Schweder.

Now the $5,000 can be used to buy donuts. The $5,000 can be used to pay the rent. To go to Mexico. It's truly no-strings-attached.

But of course we secretly hope at least some of the money will go toward making more art. And I just got this note from Schweder, who's living currently in Berlin.

My award came at the moment when I needed to pay for this piece, Snowballing Doorway, to be fabricated. I initally installed it in Miami last year but it kept popping out of the aperture I put it in. Last month, in NY, and with a fancy new track system I installed it again. Now, it works beautifully, air moving back and forth, forever. The satisfaction is even greater after the struggle. Thank you again for the support.

Warmth from chilly Berlin,
Alex

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There's Hope Yet for Gay Guys Hot for Levi Johnston

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:26 PM

This just in...

Lesbian, gay and bisexual teenagers are at significantly higher risk for pregnancy during their teen years than their heterosexual peers, suggests a survey published Tuesday in the Canadian Journal of Human Sexuality.

The University of British Columbia study looked at adolescent health surveys of 1992, 1998, and 2003, which were random studies of about 70,000 students in Grades 7 through 12 in public schools across the province of B.C.

One of the reasons for higher pregnancy among sexual minority youth, say the report’s authors, is the stigma gay teens continue to face and the strategies they may engage in order to cope with that stigma.

Makes sense.

Back when I was a closeted teenager the chief strategy I engaged in to cope with the stigma of my homosexuality was fucking the shit out of one of my older brother's ex-girlfriends. It took a pregnancy scare to make me realize that pretending she was Keanu Reeves wasn't exactly birth control. I came out shortly thereafter. For a year I bragged to my straight friends that not having to worry about birth control was the top perk of being gay—no birth control pills or condoms for us!

That didn't work out either.

Lawrence Weschler Is Coming

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:13 PM

You will be hearing about this tomorrow in a Suggests by Paul Constant. You will be hearing about it in a review of his new books by me on the visual art page. However, this is a fact that bears repeating: Lawrence Weschler is coming. He's reading and talking tomorrow night at 7:30 at Elliott Bay, on the occasion of his two new UC Press books: the expanded edition of Seeing Is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees (the best book about art I've ever read) and True to Life: Twenty-Five Years of Conversations with David Hockney.

One should attend.

In tangentially related news, Ashland, Ore.-based artist Steven LaRose emailed me today with a link to his new blog for selling his "pre-linguistic drawings." He's named it after Weschler's book. (I do not know what he means by "pre-linguistic drawings.")

I Wish His Last Name Was Thirst

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 4:12 PM

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I'vebeenreadinglately talks about an upcoming attempt to revive adventure serial novels. The man behind Hard Case Crime (Hard Case is, by the way, a great collection of cheap mystery paperbacks, if you're in the mood—except for The Colorado Kid, by Stephen King, which is an awful, awful book) is starting something new:

Cast in the mold of H. Rider Haggard and Edgar Rice Burroughs, the Hunt for Adventure series will follow intrepid explorer Gabriel Hunt as he traipses around the world in search of the sort of mysterious artifacts that have thrilled the hearts of adventurers from Doc Savage to Indiana Jones

Apparently, all the books will be listed as being "by" Gabriel Hunt, too. I think these pseudonymous adventure novels are great things, and I'll be buying the first of these books as soon as they come out, in May.

Family of Booted Basketball Star Files Suit Against the School District

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:39 PM

The family of a high school basketball star who was recently booted from the Seattle school district over residency issues has filed suit to get their son back in to Garfield High School.

Wroten was kicked out of Garfield on December 5th after school district investigators found he was living outside of the district in Renton. Last week, about 200 Garfield students walked out of class and marched down to district headquarters to protest the district's decision.

In the suit, filed in King County Superior Court on December 12th, Wroten's family alleges the district has violated a settlement agreement which would have allowed Wroten to attend Garfield during the 2008-2009 school year. The Wrotens' suit notes that Tony has been a student in the Seattle school district since he was in first grade

Wroten, a top-ranked basketball prospect, attended Garfield during the 2007-2008 school year by listing a relative's address on his school paperwork. Over the summer, Wroten—then living in Renton—applied for non-resident enrollment in the district but was denied because 65 other sophomores living in the district were already on the school's waiting list.

According to the suit, the Wrotens appealed the district's decision and rented a house about a mile away from Garfield. However, Seattle School District spokesman David Tucker says district security officers conducted an investigation and found that Wroten was still living in Renton. .

The Wrotens have asked a judge to allow Tony to be reinstated as a student at Garfield. In teh meantime, Tucker says Wroten could be eligible to attend Cleveland, Chief Sealth or Rainier Beach, which (shock!) do not currently have waiting lists.

Dear Santa,

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:38 PM

All I want for Christmas is for Uncle Jonah to stop touching me in my bathing suit area. Also a miniature horse.
Love,
Jennifer

PS Please help me.

Good News Out of Afghanistan

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:30 PM

Excellent Questions about "The Shoes"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:06 PM

Via 236.com, by Jon Friedman.

Questions That I Have for the Secret Service

1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on—you. Throw a shoe—you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."
8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let's say there isn't training for that—but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?

BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)

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Freezing Chelsea Werner: "The Sloth Bear"

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:03 PM

I got a very irritated voicemail last Friday morning from my new intern, Chelsea Werner, who was standing outside the Free Sheep Foundation craning for a glimpse at the supposed Japanese sloth bear in residence inside. It was raining heavily, and nothing living was in the window—there was a zoo setup, with trees painted on the walls, a canopy of mesh with leaves near the ceiling, a stump with bare branches set on the floor, and a bear-sized hole in one of the walls. The hole was empty.

Werner called Free Sheep cofounder DK Pan to let him know she was there to see the bear. Could he rouse it? Several rainy minutes elapsed. Then something fuzzy began rustling around in the hole. "It looked like the action of somebody putting on a bear costume, maybe, or—I don't know," Werner said. She was getting cold.

Pan finally came out. (We have therefore confirmed that he is not the bear; I was sort of wishing he were.) Werner, shivering, couldn't get much of out Pan. At first he said the bear was tired because at night passersby kept poking the window. Could you go poke the bear? she wanted to know. What can you tell me about it? Finally, "You'll have to talk to the Zoo to You Foundation," he told her. When she asked him how to get in touch with Zoo to You, he gave it up: "It's the PDL people," he told her—meaning the artists who, under that name, create false spectacles all around town. This one just rained on Chelsea Werner.

Czar Bush

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Not too long ago, The Guardian asked twelve American artists "what impact did [Bush] have on the artistic life of his country?" One response, Gore Vidal's, was this:

Although all politicians tell lies, Bush has gone right round the bend as a liar and he'll be remembered for a great many of the lies, starting with weapons of mass destruction and going on and on. That's the only legacy. Oliver Stone, I gather, is doing father-and-son stories. I'm very fond of Oliver, but you don't need Freud when you're dealing with Caligula.

And now Caligula declares himself to be God...


Do not throw sandals at Caligula.

Currently Hanging

Posted by Jen Graves on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:57 PM

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Claire Cowie's Ghost House (2008); wood, urethane resin, enamel, paper, thread, silk; 30 by 16 by 15 inches

At James Harris. (Gallery site here.)

You could easily miss this hanging sculpture in the back room at James Harris Gallery. It's not part of the panoramic landscape painting (made of 12 paintings) that spans around the walls of the main area of the gallery, and it's not advertised on the web site. But it's new, too, and it's haunting. Inside the house hang the heads of people (and one animal) that Cowie has known who have died. She's painted each face twice, once on each side, each time from memory—so the person being remembered looks sometimes slightly different, and sometimes very different, from one side to the other. With the slightest movement or wind in the room, the heads turn, and you get to see the same face in one way and then another, the varying way they are remembered and translated by Cowie's memory working in tandem with her hand.

Someone told me they found this creepy, all these dangling heads, turning, flashing differently each time around. I see it as a reaffirming way to escape the problem of trying not to let the dead disappear, and yet trying to free them from the fixity of the photographs they're in, knowing they won't appear in any new photographs. I love it.

Well, I'm Fucked.

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:55 PM

runaway_bride.jpgBut not literally, apparently! BBC News reports that "Watching romantic comedies can spoil your love life":


Rom-coms have been blamed by relationship experts at Heriot Watt University for promoting unrealistic expectations when it comes to love.

They found fans of films such as Runaway Bride and Notting Hill often fail to communicate with their partner.

The university's Dr Bjarne Holmes said: "Marriage counsellors often see couples who believe that sex should always be perfect, and if someone is meant to be with you then they will know what you want without you needing to communicate it.

"We now have some emerging evidence that suggests popular media play a role in perpetuating these ideas in people's minds.

"The problem is that while most of us know that the idea of a perfect relationship is unrealistic, some of us are still more influenced by media portrayals than we realise."

If you need me, I'll be over here crying and waiting for Hugh Grant. FOREVER.

Headline of the Day

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Actor slits his own throat as knife switch turns fiction into reality

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(From an earlier performance.)

Take it away, Guardian:

Daniel Hoevels, 30, slumped over with blood pouring from his neck while the audience broke into applause at the "special effect". Police are investigating whether the knife was a mistake or a murder plot. They are questioning the rest of the cast, and backstage hands with access to props; they will also carry out DNA tests.

Things went wrong at Vienna's Burgtheater as Hoevels' character went to "kill himself" in the final scene of Friedrich Schiller's Mary Stuart, about Mary Queen of Scots, on Saturday night

It was only when he did not get up to take a bow that anyone realised something had gone wrong.

Though bleeding profusely, Hoevels survived because the knife missed the carotid artery as it sliced into his neck. Wolfgang Lenz, a doctor who treated him, said: "Just a little bit deeper and he would have been drowning in his own blood."

And the theater denies the cut was that serious and says the actor only needed two stitches:

A Hamburg theatre has denied reports that an actor suffered a life-threatening cut to his throat after a prop knife was reportedly replaced by one with a real blade.

Did Everybody Already Read and Get Over This Paul Krugman Essay in the New York Review of Books?

Posted by Brendan Kiley on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:20 PM

The one where Mr. I-just-got-dubbed-the-world's-smartest-economist suggests that America needs a "full temporary nationalization of a significant part of the financial system"?

Which was considered radical back when mother-socializing SWEDEN did that in the 1990s?

If you haven't read it, it lives here and ranges from quotations of Keynes ("we have magneto trouble") to headlines in The Onion ("Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble to Invest In").

In the print edition, it ran next to an ad for the show "Art and China's Revolution" at the Asia Society in NYC:

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(It's a portrait of Mao by Tang Xiaohe. That's the biggest image I could find.)

More selected quotes (including Krugman's insistence that "there is a free lunch, if we can only figure out how to get our hands on it") below the jump.

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New Directions

Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:18 PM

While reading the short article about the loads of money that the rich and famous are pouring into Obama's Presidential Inaugural Committee, I come across this exquisite break in the text:

Obama's inaugural donors also include plenty of corporate titans and executives. Among them: Qualcomm founder Irwin Jacobs; Vicki Palmer, an executive vice president at Coca-Cola; Microsoft's Steven VanRoekel; and Chicagoan and longtime Democratic donor Fred Eychaner, who owns Newsweb Corp. (Random: the Sleuth attended a small party about seven years ago at Eychaner's stunning Lakeview home, a modern marvel of concrete and glass, surrounded by gardens and sculptures, built by renowned Japanese architect Tadao Ando. Eychaner was a very nice and interesting guy, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars.)

This is the mentioned house:
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Ando's first free-standing building in the United States is a introverted house in his signature concrete, steel, and glass style. Very little is visible of the house. A monolithic concrete wall with a large steel door faces the street, while garage doors and more concrete back the alley.

The two-story house is a long U-shape in plan, wrapping itself around a reflecting pool to create an oasis within the city.

Concrete and glass? Less materials; more music to my ears.

But enough is enough! Let's return to the matter of the little article: It is now time for Americans to break the habit of giving Obama money. It's fast becoming a bad addiction, this giving and giving to Obama. It's time to learn other ways and directions to throw our money.

Savage Love Letter of the Day

Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:13 PM

Is it possible to live a FABULOUS, OUT but DRAMA-FREE life?

C.H.

No.

Mr. Rogers Goes to Washington

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Dec 16, 2008 at 1:04 PM

GOOD Magazine just posted this amazing video of Mr. Rogers going to Congress and single-handedly convincing the government not to cut funding to PBS.

He's totally my hero.

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