The bacon bikini in this year's Ladies (and Gentlemen) of Slog Calendars.

$50 gets you either the ladies or the gents, $100 gets you the ladies AND the gents (Mr Poe! Carollani! Fnarf! Lara!).

And, since we hate disposable grocery bags (and love disposable grocery-bag-taxes that will drive poor old ladies totally, dog-food-eating broke) $20 gets you a white bag (good for carrying groceries or drugs or Maalox) with a logo that looks like this:

So far, your PayPal donations have raised over $1,500. For the children. Once more, everybody:

$20, bag.

$50, one gender to ogle.

$100, two genders to ogle.

$120, everything.

So shoot the moon! And each other! It's for the children!

Donate here!