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Monday, December 15, 2008

Wayne Bent

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 11:17 AM

The self-described Messiah is found guilty on "one count of criminal sexual contact of a minor and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor." Hallelujia!

An ex-member of the church said in May that Bent, who called himself Michael, "said God told him that he was supposed to sleep with seven virgins."

Here is the holy-rollin' child molester:

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And he looks like such a nice Jesus.

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1
He looks like Gary Snyder.
Posted by Travis Nichols on December 15, 2008 at 11:27 AM
2
Maybe he'll meet the remaining virgins in prison?
Posted by Ziggity on December 15, 2008 at 11:32 AM
3
Now that this guy is going to jail, is there a vacancy in the Messiah position? Or is that to be automatically filled by Obama?

If there's an opening, I'm interested in the job.
Posted by Chris in Tampa on December 15, 2008 at 11:35 AM
4
Sleeping with virgins is overrated.
Posted by Fnarf on December 15, 2008 at 11:38 AM
5
Starting cults like this was easier back in the nineteenth century, before all these troublesome "laws."
Posted by flamingbanjo on December 15, 2008 at 11:42 AM
6
Isn't it great that he can go to prison and be someones virgin. I can think of some many ethical men who are in prison and would love to take this obviously misguided DITRY FUCKING DOUCHE SPARKLE OF A PEDOPHILE and give him a loving embrace (or shank in the kidney).
Posted by Sam on December 15, 2008 at 11:48 AM
7
That picture is way too flattering.

Here in NM, he has been plasterd all over the news media and I can tell you that those girls had to be completely brainwashed to even get near him.....
Posted by hartiepie on December 15, 2008 at 11:52 AM
8
Bent. Heh heh. Heh heh.
Posted by OllyOllyOllInFree on December 15, 2008 at 11:59 AM
9
"Bent has vowed that if convicted, he would stop eating and wait for God to take him."

At least something good comes of this...
Posted by Joey the Girl on December 15, 2008 at 12:12 PM
10
I can understand being happy that an idiot is in trouble and going to jail - but "Hallelujia" for someone molesting children? Not sure that's the proper response.
Posted by Ed on December 15, 2008 at 12:41 PM
11
So that's what really happened to Doug Henning....
Posted by Mittens Schrodinger on December 15, 2008 at 2:30 PM
12
@ #2,

I have a feeling he is going to be the remaining virgin in prison.
Posted by yucca flower on December 15, 2008 at 5:04 PM
13
good maybe he will quit eating but i dont think its god that will be coming after his sick ass big black bubba might cum and get him lol then the devil iv seen him on national geographic explorer and it made me sick so i got on here to look him up and glad to see that this sick pup is gonna die in prison hell they should throw some of his faithful followers in there as well simply for being stupid to believe in this sick bastard
Posted by gaboi on January 18, 2009 at 8:28 PM

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