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Monday, December 15, 2008

The Kind of Serious Journalism Provided To the Community By Our Daily Newspapers

Posted by on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 6:15 PM

What would we do without it?

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I voted for Maddy (kinda kinky!) and Dwight (totally pissed!).

 

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1
I can haz lack uv joonawistic kreddy-billy-tee?
Posted by Ziggity on December 15, 2008 at 6:28 PM
2
This is something I'd expect to see in a copy of Oppressed Mother. Is that a magazine?
Posted by Mr. Poe on December 15, 2008 at 6:49 PM
3
I, too, dislike this advent of moronic features on the Seattle PI and the Seattle Times.

But they're trying to survive, Daniel. And people love pets, women in fashion runways, pets, and women in bikinis.

It's a sad thing to see. It is the reality, though. Long gone are the days when people paid attention to in-depth news.

Sigh.
Posted by HamAndCheese on December 15, 2008 at 6:53 PM
4
Certainly not as cool or timely as boobs wrapped in bacon.
Posted by Trevor on December 15, 2008 at 6:57 PM
5
You have to remember that crap sells. Everywhere, crap.
Posted by National Treasure, Applebee's, Fall Out Boy on December 15, 2008 at 7:02 PM
6
I seem to recall the most popular Slog "articles" being about goat sucking. So what's your point, Dan?
Posted by Yawn. on December 15, 2008 at 7:16 PM
7
This is exactly why we need two papers, the Times teh biased rag that it is will only tell you the news from the perspective of dogs, the PI is where you get genuine cat oriented news.
Posted by vooodooo84 on December 15, 2008 at 7:23 PM
8
yeah, that's almost as bad as hamster on a piano.
Posted by visitor on December 15, 2008 at 7:32 PM
9
As if these cats and dogs didn't get humiliated enough on Halloween...
Posted by RainMan on December 15, 2008 at 7:42 PM
10
Meowy Christmas!
Posted by Balt-O-Matt on December 15, 2008 at 7:59 PM
11
Please. You'd prefer ads for hookers and week-long crusades to paint a local newswoman as a goat-fellater and fake columns written by the band Heart and monkeys that like turkey and...

Get off your high horse, sex-advice columnist.
Posted by frank on December 15, 2008 at 8:13 PM
12
New year's resolution: Every time you want to bag on Seattle Times, Weekly or PI, post about something written by one of Seattle's growing number of independent, community-focused news sites. They are great sources of news and many are building their businesses. It seems like you'll be a prolific source of support!
Posted by jseattle on December 15, 2008 at 8:58 PM
13
Dan's just picking on the Times/PI because he's nervous.

An economic recession means less disposable income to spend on rub-n-tugs from tranny hookers. He's obviously worried that his paper is going to be cutting back too.

How's ad revenue in print Dan?
Posted by Stunod on December 15, 2008 at 9:10 PM
14
The Times is doing itself in.
Apparently, Blethen had the nerve to grind his own axe during his appearance at the WSU commencement address this weekend, carrying on about how "the internet is killing freedom of the press" and that the gummint should bail out The Times to protect said freedom. "Craigslist!" he said, "they don't even have ads on that thing. How does THAT work?"
Uh, who served him too much to drink before he took stage?
Asshat.
Posted by Dan on December 15, 2008 at 9:39 PM
15
What 4, 5, 6, 8, 11 and 13 said.
Posted by Frank's neighbor's dog on December 15, 2008 at 9:44 PM
16
Women in bikinis used to sell papers in Ontario.

The rest of Canada thought they meant the paper wasn't serious though.

But that never kept Conrad Black from his knighthood ...
Posted by Will in Seattle on December 15, 2008 at 9:57 PM
17
so there's a photo contest. it's next to headlines about gregoire, hanford, and an artist.
Posted by josh on December 15, 2008 at 11:37 PM
18
As I wrote in my blog today:

"The Stranger should pray that both the Times and P-I survives, otherwise the Stranger will have one less source for its local news?
Posted by elswinger on December 16, 2008 at 12:49 AM
19
I roasted a cat rotisserie style once. It was righteous.
Posted by The kid in who burned Ashton Kutcher's dog on December 16, 2008 at 1:25 AM
20
The Slog: The Kind of Serious Shit that Explodes out of Dan Savage and Co.'s Derrieres Because The Stranger is a Rag Created by Rejects of Every Daily Newspaper or Publication Attempting Journalism in Any Sort of Way
Posted by Savage is just jealous on December 16, 2008 at 1:47 AM
21
I like the pictures of the animals in cute outfits. They're fun, I would rather see pictures of animals dresses in Christmas costumes than read about depressing issues such as the economy. Ignorance is BLISS.
Posted by PrincessDi on December 16, 2008 at 7:45 AM
22
@ 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 13, 15, 20

The Stranger is laying off writers? Dan Savage drives a Porsche?
Posted by ajklsfh on December 16, 2008 at 8:01 AM
23
#22 Ask their freelancers if they are cutting back.
Posted by Jeff on December 16, 2008 at 9:03 AM
24
#22: note the ever-slimming page count.
Posted by adwatch on December 16, 2008 at 9:40 AM
25
#22
the stranger barely pays their staff so layoffs wouldn't help much. the dailies actually pay a living wage.

and savage might not drive a porsche but what is your point?
Posted by twixt on December 16, 2008 at 11:48 AM
26
#14 you might be retarted. I was there. thats not even close
Posted by blah on December 16, 2008 at 12:15 PM
27
"Ms. Corningstone, you will do the stories to which you are assigned."
Posted by Dougsf on December 16, 2008 at 12:47 PM
28
at least now they have a pic of a woman holding an anti-gun-ban sign. She shouldn't even be licensed a magic marker, let alone a gun...look at her crazy font rage: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/200…

come on: kittycats are great, and at least they're not The Seattle Times...
Posted by alex on December 16, 2008 at 1:31 PM

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