Monday, December 15, 2008
Life Overheard in the Office
Posted by Eli Sanders on Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 2:13 PM
Charles Mudede, responding to a threat made on behalf of all pregnant ladies everywhere:
You have finally given me the exit I've been looking for. Being beaten to death by a gang of pregnant ladies. That is a way I'd like to go!
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I'm having flashes of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, except with Charles running for his life from naked pregnant chicks.
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I would get pregnant, go out and get myself trampled in a Wal Mart, and then beat the shit out of you.
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yeah, its funny...but this is really lame. he compared a beautiful photo of a pregnant lady's tummy to an insect that kills and eats its mate.
charles, i'm a heterosexual male that loves women. like freaky, hot sex, "put your foot in my mouth after you do a line off my boner" loves women. i'm not a prude, and i'm not too PC. but i was raised my women, surrounded by women growing up, and i love them.
now, you claim to love women in all their shapes and forms and functions judging from your multitude of weird posts of just, say, a neck, or a foot, or a taint, and then pointlessly meandering on and on in deep poetic terms about how literarily justified you are in objectifying said taint.
showing a very sexy and touchingly beautiful photo of a postpartum belly and associating it with something so weird just validates that, actually, you find women kinda "icky".
as someone who actually DOES find sexual attraction in nearly EVERY facet of a females existence i can safely say you are a fucking ignorant hypocrite.
charles, i'm a heterosexual male that loves women. like freaky, hot sex, "put your foot in my mouth after you do a line off my boner" loves women. i'm not a prude, and i'm not too PC. but i was raised my women, surrounded by women growing up, and i love them.
now, you claim to love women in all their shapes and forms and functions judging from your multitude of weird posts of just, say, a neck, or a foot, or a taint, and then pointlessly meandering on and on in deep poetic terms about how literarily justified you are in objectifying said taint.
showing a very sexy and touchingly beautiful photo of a postpartum belly and associating it with something so weird just validates that, actually, you find women kinda "icky".
as someone who actually DOES find sexual attraction in nearly EVERY facet of a females existence i can safely say you are a fucking ignorant hypocrite.
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Oh, you breeders! I'f not for the sexual attraction , I firmly beleive that hetero men and women would have very little to do with each other.
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If it weren't for sexual attraction I would have little to do with anyone. People are a pain in the ass.
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I noticed that most of the dissenting comments on the other post are written by men. Does the backlash only make sense to you, Charles, when you imagine angry pregnant women?
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I love how Mudede's brand of crazy is treated like a grandfather with Alzheimer's.
"haha yeah that Charles just doesn't know what he says sometimes... You need to understand that he can't help himself... Charles isn't who he used to be but we still love him!"
It's funny to me because he doesn't have any sort of mental disability that I know about, and because even grandpa would be let go, and he can't help it!
I understand that Charles probably brings tons and tons of page views... but you should understand that these page views come from circus freak gawkers and or enraged readers that can't just ignore what he says. When does a paper finally choose credibility over a shock-jock-esque bump in advertising money?
"haha yeah that Charles just doesn't know what he says sometimes... You need to understand that he can't help himself... Charles isn't who he used to be but we still love him!"
It's funny to me because he doesn't have any sort of mental disability that I know about, and because even grandpa would be let go, and he can't help it!
I understand that Charles probably brings tons and tons of page views... but you should understand that these page views come from circus freak gawkers and or enraged readers that can't just ignore what he says. When does a paper finally choose credibility over a shock-jock-esque bump in advertising money?
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@7:
I've had that thought many times.
@13:
When they find another black guy who wants to write for the otherwise lily-white fag-fest that is the Stranger. So, don't hold your breath.
I've had that thought many times.
@13:
When they find another black guy who wants to write for the otherwise lily-white fag-fest that is the Stranger. So, don't hold your breath.
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For an encore, can we watch Dan Savage get mauled by a gang of pregnant teenage pit bulls, all of whose favorite movie is Juno?
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I overheard Erica is a true "horsewoman," a lover of horses. Also, Eli, I overheard you are a true "horseman," a lover of horses as well. I overheard your nicknames in certain circles are "Enumclaw Eli" and "Enumclaw Erica", respectively. Have a fun weekend Erica and Eli.
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Awww pregnant belly ....................................................................then again think how stretched out that shit is going to be after the delivery. Kinda like a 70 years old mans ball sack.
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hey "birth control"! your other comment in charles's original post got a comment i thought i"d cut and paste for you here!
@29-
right...charles's point was that we're too "child-centric". you are just priceless.
I bet you are...around 20... lets see....either queer and dont know it yet, or actually a girl..have had no more than 2 sexual partners so far...and really enjoy going to Bimbos, when you dont feel too out-of-place even there.
real het men arent scared off because of a couple of stretch marks. shit, man. i'm pushing 40, but when I was 19, scoring what are now referred to as "milfs" was incredible! theres a reason that "the graduate" is such a great movie.
you are adorable.
ps-if you were right, half the women in this city would be carrying around their giant empty stretched out stomachs in wheelbarrows. you do know that SOME people go to gyms, and exersise their kegel muscles so that their vaginas dont dangle around their ankles after birth, right? this isnt your home town."
wow.
ditto.
@29-
right...charles's point was that we're too "child-centric". you are just priceless.
I bet you are...around 20... lets see....either queer and dont know it yet, or actually a girl..have had no more than 2 sexual partners so far...and really enjoy going to Bimbos, when you dont feel too out-of-place even there.
real het men arent scared off because of a couple of stretch marks. shit, man. i'm pushing 40, but when I was 19, scoring what are now referred to as "milfs" was incredible! theres a reason that "the graduate" is such a great movie.
you are adorable.
ps-if you were right, half the women in this city would be carrying around their giant empty stretched out stomachs in wheelbarrows. you do know that SOME people go to gyms, and exersise their kegel muscles so that their vaginas dont dangle around their ankles after birth, right? this isnt your home town."
wow.
ditto.
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Every one of Charles' utterances and articles can be summed up with: "Whurr all da white wiommenz at?"
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