But you can still win! Strangercrombie, our annual eBay auction for charity is over. But Strangercrombie, our PayPal sale of tote bags and calendars, continues! For just twenty bucks, placed right here:

You can get a lovely Stranger tote bag, which looks like this:

Only much bigger, and not on your screen. For fifty dollars, you can get your choice of either a Gentlemen of Slog or Ladies of Slog calendar. These are filthy reenactments of some of the great Slog Battles of Our Time, as performed by our very own sexy, sexy commenters. Lots of pit bulls eating babies, people! Also: Sexy librarians! Sexy librarians are my favorite Slog topic ever.

There are also these:

Breasts wrapped in bacon, motherfuckers!

And it's for charity! So if you don't have fifty, or even twenty, bucks, you can drop as little or as much as you can in this here Internet button:

And Seattle's foster children will thank you.

Strangercrombie. Once a year, we do something good™.