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Friday, December 12, 2008

Strangercrombie Calendars for Good Causes

Posted by on Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Tonight at Conor Byrne up in Ballard, there will be a release party for the Bike Girls 2009 calendar. There will be some sort of a band called Golden Robot Army. Are Golden Robot Army any good? I don't know; I am the book editor and not the music editor. There was a golden robot army in Hellboy II, and that was not a good movie. I'm willing to bet that Golden Robot Army is better than Hellboy II.

But I digress! The Bike Girls calendar is in its second year. It has sexy women on bikes. It is fun and cute. Here are some Bike Girls:

madamek.bikegirlscalendar.jpg

Many, if not all, of the Bike Girls will be in attendance tonight at the calendar release party. That should be reason enough to attend. But! The evening will also benefit Bike Works!, which has been "working for kids, bikes, and community in the Rainier Valley since 1996." So you get to hang out with the Bike Girls, buy their calendar, listen to music almost certainly guaranteed to be better than Hellboy II, and help a good, bike-related cause.

As they say, it doesn't get any better than that.

And if you're interested in calendars, why not buy a Gentlemen of Slog or Women of Slog calendar? For a fifty dollar donation below:



You can get your very own sexy, funny, Slog-related calendar. There are not bikes in every picture of the Gentlemen/Ladies of Slog calendars, but there are pit bulls and bacon and also babies in ovens, like so:

BabiesInOvens_.jpg

I saw mockups of the completed calendars yesterday. You will not be sorry if you buy one of these beauties, I guarantee.

Strangercrombie. Once a year, we do something good™.

 

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1
@bike girls


Mooooooo!
Posted by stampede! on December 12, 2008 at 4:52 PM
2
In the Ladies of Slog Calenday, there is a cute girl on a bike. Just saying.
Posted by Aislinn on December 12, 2008 at 4:53 PM
3
Hellboy 2 was TERRIBLE, thank you for pointing that out.
Posted by Raven on December 12, 2008 at 4:53 PM
4
I have a tattoo in the same place.
Posted by E Thomas St. on December 12, 2008 at 5:02 PM
5
$405 for the Pizza Glutton is good deal. $265 for the Showgirls with Schmader even better (if he gets you stoned). Too bad I am broke.
Posted by elswinger on December 12, 2008 at 5:04 PM
6
I wants to plow all them dames. Oh, to be a man with man urges... So vexing.
Posted by christopher on December 12, 2008 at 5:08 PM
7
There's tons of tats in the calendars.

And some cool shirts.
Posted by Will in Seattle on December 12, 2008 at 5:23 PM
8
I make the bike girls calendar, it's in it's 3rd year, and its hella awesome! Equally awesome as the SLOG calendar. Bikes and Bacon!

Lots of pictures:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malora_ann/

YAY! Girls on Bikes. Also playing is Whiskey Romance and Golden Robot Army, which are both totally rad.

- MaLora Ann
Posted by MaLora Ann on December 12, 2008 at 5:29 PM
9
2

They should have posted THAT picture, then.
woof woof
Posted by turning gay on December 12, 2008 at 5:40 PM
10
I'll donate $1000 if the bike girls will go put on a sweatshirt.
please.
Posted by daddy warbucks on December 12, 2008 at 6:17 PM
11
bikegirls=yowza
Posted by Rotten666 on December 12, 2008 at 7:35 PM
12
Dear Stranger People,

I want a calendar, but I have no money. Will I be able to donate in a week or so after my paycheck (hopefully) clears the bank?
Posted by MonkeyNose on December 12, 2008 at 7:35 PM
13
please punch me in the mouth with those tits.
Posted by Porkchop Sandwiches! on December 12, 2008 at 9:19 PM
14
Knock yourself out bike fans.
Posted by yucca flower on December 13, 2008 at 8:46 AM
15
FAT BOTTOM GIRLS YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO 'ROUND!

(Get on yer bikes and ride!)
Posted by Freddie Merc on December 13, 2008 at 4:06 PM

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