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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Homo The Bottom Monologues

Posted by on Tue, Dec 9, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Slog tipper Ziggity writes:

Hey folks,

Just submitted (ha!) my entry to the Bottom Monologues, a Vagina Monologue for dudes who enjoy getting fucked. I think Sloggers would like to read about it before Eve Ensler tears it a new one (ha! again).

The website has buttery buns all over it, so NSFW (for people who don't work at The Stranger).

To clarify, there are no stories up on the site right now, it's just a place for you to, um, deposit yours. I asked Ziggity if he would we willing to share his entry with Slog readers, but he declined.

 

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1
Buttery buns?

Eeeew.
Posted by Matthew on December 9, 2008 at 2:44 PM
2
Celebrate the diversity of my anus! Put a penis in it! Buttfuck my poopoo hole!
Posted by Gay Anus Buttfuck Poop on December 9, 2008 at 2:45 PM
3
Well, it was basically a condensed version of what @2 said.
Posted by Ziggity on December 9, 2008 at 2:51 PM
4
I think there are some interesting issues to explore here, especially with the almost ingrained domination mentality that goes along with penetration.

You'd assume that it was primarily a fixture of straight society or homophobes, but there's still a very real association with masculinity and topping in the gay community- hell, even Dan Savage has been very vocal in the past about being a top, a position that he's also stated puts someone "in control".

And maybe it's just my friends, but it seems like it's still incredibly taboo to ask any of them (whom you're not about to fuck) if they're a top or a bottom.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on December 9, 2008 at 3:40 PM
5
@4 are you a top or bottom?
Posted by Bellevue Ave on December 9, 2008 at 3:59 PM
6
Ah, Bellevue- I guess was asking for it right there, wasn't I...?

For the record, I like it both ways- I started out a bottom in high school, but in college learned to enjoy both (and now look for a mate that feels the same way). There's nothing I find more irritating then a guy who is top only.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on December 9, 2008 at 4:07 PM
7
hasn't this been done already?
Posted by michael strangeways on December 9, 2008 at 4:08 PM
8
versatile is where it's at, yo!
Posted by boxofbirds on December 9, 2008 at 4:23 PM
9
What, 7 comments and no suggestion that they call it "The Asshole Monologues"?
Posted by Just sayin' on December 9, 2008 at 4:26 PM
10
It's like finding a twenty on the sidewalk.
Posted by Bunzelle on December 10, 2008 at 7:50 AM

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