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Monday, December 8, 2008

Religion Get Bent

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 2:01 PM

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Wayne Bent, who claims to be the second coming of Jesus and has allegedly used his position as cult leader to molest underage children, is going to trial today in Taos, NM.

Bent claims that God told him to fuck children.

Bent will go on trial for what police say was inappropriate sexual contact with young girls at the Union County compound, a story backed up by a witness in the case.

“He picked seven virgins, he laid naked with them,” said Welch. “He picked seven messengers or angels and they put out the plagues to plague the earth. And there are seven wives who he’s had sex with.”

He also predicted that the world was going to end this past Halloween.

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To quote George Carlin: "'Suffer the little children, come unto me' doesn't mean what you think it does, padre!"

Posted by Chris B on December 8, 2008 at 2:08 PM

The world DID end last Halloween, and frankly we're better off without it.

Posted by Fnarf on December 8, 2008 at 2:11 PM

For some reason "screw whoever you want" is usually one of the Lord's first instructions to his Chosen Prophets. Also "accumulate material wealth."

Posted by flamingbanjo on December 8, 2008 at 2:13 PM

It will be very hard for the judge to resist sentencing him to 490 years I think.

Posted by kinaidos on December 8, 2008 at 2:20 PM

God told him to fuck children.

wow, that is some God he is talking to

Posted by 4f...sake on December 8, 2008 at 2:30 PM

God never tells these guys to fuck eighty-year-old fat women, does he? Why is that?

Posted by Fnarf on December 8, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Why does this country have so many fucking sick minded religious fanatics? I mean it's almost the norm to be a raging zealot fanatic asshole mind fuck. So much for spending trillions of dollars on education!

Posted by Vince on December 8, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Interesting, the Strong City / Wayne Bent webpage is gone... someone should watch them for large purchases of kool-aid

Posted by Womyn2me on December 8, 2008 at 2:54 PM

And yet, Christians continue to protest an Atheist sign.

Posted by usterbrau on December 8, 2008 at 3:32 PM

A common mistake of the first time zealot - naming a date for the end times. Always be vague people! Oh and don't have sex with children.

Posted by St. Beretta on December 8, 2008 at 5:05 PM

i want to read that book.

Posted by uncouthheathen on December 8, 2008 at 6:23 PM