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Strangercrombie A Whole Year of Mostly Naked Slog Commenters
Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Dec 8, 2008 at 2:58 PM
There has been an exciting change to one of our Strangercrombie items.
If you bid fifty dollars or more to Treehouse via our Strangercrombie PayPal button...
...You will get either our lovely tote bag, or your choice of either a Ladies of Slog calendar or a Gentlemen of Slog calendar. That's right: For a paltry fifty bucks, you too can bear witness to the glory that is Mr. Poe, Fnarf, Joh, Carollani, Aislinn and Lara (plus more!) in all their nearly nude glory. Just state your preference in the comments field when you make the donation, and soon enough you'll be enjoying a year's worth of foxy blog commenters for your own private...enjoyment.
For instance, get a load of these gams:
Believe you me, they go all the way up.
Hubba hubba! Who do they belong to? You'll never know, unless you buy a calendar! 12 months of some of Slog's most bitter and divisive topics—plastic bag taxes! Aurora Bridge jumpers! Bacon!—are illustrated in a high-class fancy calendar (generously donated by our friends at Speedy Litho.com) that you can purchase for just fifty bucks right here:
Go donate! Don't spend your 2009 staring at baby kittens and bad poetry about Jesus. Why not inject a little Slog Commenter flesh into your day, every day?
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bear witness to the glory that is Mr. Poe, Fnarf, Joh, Carollani, Aislinn and Lara (plus more!) in all their nearly nude glory
Is that a threat?
Is that a threat?
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there are plenty o' tits, bobcat. but did you want lady tits or gentleman tits?
there's a little something for everyone in the SLOG calendar, folks. buy one!
there's a little something for everyone in the SLOG calendar, folks. buy one!
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Trust me people, a calendar of inside sloggy jokes is something you'll enjoy.
Plus, 2 words: bacon bra.
nuff said.
Plus, 2 words: bacon bra.
nuff said.
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While some of the photos are mostly-naked, many of them are not. Some of them just have things like implied molestation, or Frito Pie. In case you're worried about not being able to look people in the face at Slog Happy or something.
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@12, I haven't seen the final results, but if all the text isn't in Comic Sans, italics and underlined, in alternating hot pink and lime green, I'm going to be PISSED. You've been warned.
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It looks like my legs are completely detached from my body. Which is weird, but sort of awesome in a way. In case you were worried, the rest of me is also included in this picture.
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The "gams" are either Mr Poe or fnarf. I'm leaning towards fnarf because of the eco-bags in the background. Mr Poe would never be seen posing with recyclables.
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Because if somebody is looking to see Fnarf's glorious, Victorian bush, they are going to be disappointed.
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@21: That should be obvious to anyone who has ever been to slog happy. It clearly isn't any of them.
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Is anyone else hindered from participating in Strangercrombie because they have been screwed by PayPal? Are there other options to participate besides PayPal and Ebay? Oh well.
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So /b/, I always see these braindead threads about whether circumcised or uncircumcised PENISes are superior, also there's a myth that women love huge dicks for some reason, so I thought I'll provide you with some actual female perspective.
I've had both cut and uncut, and me and my girlfriends have talked about this...
Sure, you have less sensitivity. Girls like to know we're actually pleasing you. With cut guys it feels like they're only having sex to orgasm and ejaculate. With uncut guys it's more pleasurable for them, and we can tell that it's pleasing them.. and guess what? We like knowing our partner is pleased. THAT pleases us.
It's a myth that it takes forever for us to get off, Ie longer lasting sex is better.... That just isn't the case. Both cut and uncut need to, and should enjoy foreplay. It's ESSENTIAL. The majority of our pleasure is on the outer area, and at most 3 or so inches in... after that it's just taking up space, sorry guys. We don't need 9 inch cocks to get us off. In fact, I've had more trouble with guys wanting to jackhammer his way in, thinking that turns me on. It feels like I'm being punched in the stomach. Add the fact that a cut cock feels more like a broom handle and well... it just sucks ( no pun intended)
Tl;dr - I would (and so would most other women from my experience) prefer a shorter, thicker uncut PENIS who lasts 5 minutes after teasing/foreplay .. to a mutilated over 9000 inch PENIS where you can only tell he enjoyed it after he cums. (which is too late for us to enjoy it with you)
I've had both cut and uncut, and me and my girlfriends have talked about this...
Sure, you have less sensitivity. Girls like to know we're actually pleasing you. With cut guys it feels like they're only having sex to orgasm and ejaculate. With uncut guys it's more pleasurable for them, and we can tell that it's pleasing them.. and guess what? We like knowing our partner is pleased. THAT pleases us.
It's a myth that it takes forever for us to get off, Ie longer lasting sex is better.... That just isn't the case. Both cut and uncut need to, and should enjoy foreplay. It's ESSENTIAL. The majority of our pleasure is on the outer area, and at most 3 or so inches in... after that it's just taking up space, sorry guys. We don't need 9 inch cocks to get us off. In fact, I've had more trouble with guys wanting to jackhammer his way in, thinking that turns me on. It feels like I'm being punched in the stomach. Add the fact that a cut cock feels more like a broom handle and well... it just sucks ( no pun intended)
Tl;dr - I would (and so would most other women from my experience) prefer a shorter, thicker uncut PENIS who lasts 5 minutes after teasing/foreplay .. to a mutilated over 9000 inch PENIS where you can only tell he enjoyed it after he cums. (which is too late for us to enjoy it with you)
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I guarantee you all that I have blown my chances of going into politics (or converting to Judaism) for this calendar. I have literally had bacon cook on my naked body for charity (and your enjoyment).
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hey, what about those of us who donated $50 outright before this offer? sheesh.
ladies of slog, please
ladies of slog, please
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@31: Well, he is referenced. But no, no Will in Seattle. Like I said before, we had a pretty strong response for male participants, we couldn't put everyone in.
@32: I will ship it to you myself. Anyone outside of Seattle: we'll ship it. Seriously. We'll figure out a way to make it work. (Unless someone at the Stranger tells me this is impossible/illegal).
@32: I will ship it to you myself. Anyone outside of Seattle: we'll ship it. Seriously. We'll figure out a way to make it work. (Unless someone at the Stranger tells me this is impossible/illegal).
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I think I know what Fnarf looks like but I am too scared to see Mr. Poe. Huge cocks scare me!
I will pick up the Ladies calendar next March when it goes on sale.
I will pick up the Ladies calendar next March when it goes on sale.
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@38: There are no actual penises in the calendar, huge or otherwise. Also, we are only printing as many as are ordered. This is your only chance!
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@34 yes.
"Just state your preference in the comments field when you make the donation" I didn't see this.
I want the tote AND the calendar
"Just state your preference in the comments field when you make the donation" I didn't see this.
I want the tote AND the calendar
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I want it known that I have ALWAYS been FULLY CLOTHED whenever I have posted to slog. After all, I've read about you young people and your webcams - it's just safer to keep my clothes on. I don't want to become one of those internet porn stars.
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@40: Noooooooooo. Just that we provide no proof of endowment in the calendar.
In general: Schmader ROCKED Battlefield Earth, and I'm fucking trashed.
In general: Schmader ROCKED Battlefield Earth, and I'm fucking trashed.
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Um. That's an AWESOME idea. :D
Not that I have any interest in a paper calendar, seeing as I have this, whatchamacalit, computer. But still. Delightful.
Not that I have any interest in a paper calendar, seeing as I have this, whatchamacalit, computer. But still. Delightful.
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I think those ARE Mr. Poe's (very lovely) legs, because I just now noticed that one of those plastic bags seems to be labeled JEW.
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You're not in the calendar Will because nobody wants to see you any more than they already have to.
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Hey now, that's not nice. In fact Will in Seattle does make an appearance in spirit. I don't know anything about the selection process for the boys, but Aislinn did seem to get a lot of responses all around.
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How bout we make a calendar out of all of Mudede's photo posts from Slog? With all the sexpots he puts up it would uh, probably be popular among some men out there.
Not that the Ladies of Slog aren't sexpots! I just mean, it would make a point.
Not that the Ladies of Slog aren't sexpots! I just mean, it would make a point.
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