Thursday, December 4, 2008
Money / Film / Media Popular Cultpocalypse!
Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 5:54 PM
Sweet Christmas! While I was busy worrying about publishing, Hollywood ate itself today: Defamer reports that MTV and Paramount have laid off hundreds of employees, over a thousand people were fired at Viacom and NBC, and there have been cuts at The Hollywood Reporter and People Magazine. Dear God, not People!
(And if you're wondering why the last three posts on Slog are exclusively by me, it's because everyone else has caught some sort of Tijuana Death Bug and so they are at home, spitting blood into porcelain bowls. It is literally just Dave Segal and I in our offices, our lonely keyboards clickety-clacking at each other. I am cold. Someone hold me.)
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I hope I'm not getting anything, I slept in much later than I usually do today. uh oh.
*patpat* Poor Paul. Get Well Soon, Slog.
*patpat* Poor Paul. Get Well Soon, Slog.
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I think they told Paul they were going home "sick", but in reality they are all out drinking egg nog and sitting on Santa Lindy's lap. Or, that ticking noise Paul is hearing is his immune system counting down to Blood Puke Armageddon.
Hugs Paul.
Hugs Paul.
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@ 9: We're in different offices. Your office is warm and full of life and not at all a lifeless catacomb that crushes and kills your spirit. Plus, you've still got all that Rize in your office.
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Oh crap, and I just sat on Lindy Claus' lap barely 45 minutes ago.
Shit, SHIT! Where did I put that porcelain bowl?
Shit, SHIT! Where did I put that porcelain bowl?
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Maybe Viacom will fire all the people who make shows on MTV and they can start playing music videos again like God intended.
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@15: All Soup, all the time! If MTV showed nothing but videos and E! showed nothing but The Soup, I'd be tempted to get cable again.
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Paul @11, 'Rize' actually exists? I just finished William Gibson's "Spook Country" and assumed it was a Japanese designer drug he invented as a plot point...
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The "remake" titles listed in the Defamer link provide perfect reasons why Hollywood should be downsizing, recession or not. I mean, come on, a remake of "Arthur"? Whoever pitched that should be fired, along with anyone who green-lighted it. Along with whoever okayed a "Romancing the Stone" remake and sequel to "Repo Man." Come on Hollywood, don't make me come down there...
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