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Thursday, December 4, 2008

??!! Injustice!

Posted by on Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 1:48 PM

Gillooly.jpgSo earlier today I was reading the Wikipedia entry on Tonya Harding—just one of the many, many important tasks with which I fill my workday—and I clicked on the link for Jeff Gillooly, desiring to learn more about the mustache behind the man behind the man who clubbed Nancy Kerrigan in the kneeball. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT? The Jeff Gillooly link just redirects to Tonya Harding!

BULLLLLLLLLLLSHIT.

Jeff Gillooly deserves his own Wikipedia page, but not as much as Jeff Gillooly's mustache deserves its own Wikipedia page. Jeff Gillooly's mustache is my spirit animal.

 

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1
Lindy West, I'm in love with your goofball charm.
Posted by Thuja plicata on December 4, 2008 at 1:57 PM
2
Before his mustache gets its own page, he has got to change his last name.
Posted by 4f...sake on December 4, 2008 at 1:57 PM
3
You said "Gillooly."
Posted by Superfrankenstein on December 4, 2008 at 1:58 PM
4
You have the power to change that, Lindy. Just submit a wiki update.
Posted by just finished reading wikipedia, and boy am i exhausted on December 4, 2008 at 1:58 PM
5
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?titl…

There was a page there before. Just revert to this version.
Posted by StC on December 4, 2008 at 2:09 PM
6
"Jeff Gillooly's mustache is my spirit animal."

That's why I love Lindy West.
Posted by Darcy on December 4, 2008 at 2:18 PM
7
Funny, I was just reading the wiki page on Tonya Harding the other day! We were all having a good laugh over how seriously white trash that bitch is!
Posted by Mathieu on December 4, 2008 at 2:23 PM
8
"Tonya Harding entered the world of the nude Internet celebrity with the appearance of a pornographic 'Wedding Video' that shows her having sex with her ex-husband Jeff Gillooly."

Is it possible for a regular person to enter the world of the nude Internet celebrity?
Posted by Meags on December 4, 2008 at 2:27 PM
9
You can do the nude and internet part yourself, but celebrity must be bestowed by others.
Posted by pox on December 4, 2008 at 2:30 PM
10
That wedding video was some good porn. The mustache is not his only impressive endowment.
Posted by this guy i know on December 4, 2008 at 2:37 PM
11
He looks like that guy from Star 80.
Posted by Maker of Pointless Connections on December 4, 2008 at 2:45 PM
12
You'll have to make up your own Jeff Gillooly's Moustache adventures. I think the character is open source, like Jerry Cornelius or Octobriana. In fact, I am writing an adventure where Jerry Cornelius, Octobriana and Jeff Gillooly's Moustache travel back in time to meet Mark Twain and Albert Einstein.
Posted by --MC on December 4, 2008 at 2:48 PM
13
My husband has the "Jeff and Tanya's Wedding" video.
Posted by Proud Wife on December 4, 2008 at 2:56 PM
14
the mustache behind the man


If the mustache is behind the man, you are doing it wrong.

Unless Tom Selleck is tossing your salad, then you are doing it right.

Oh.
So.
Right.
Posted by magnum? i hardly know 'um! on December 4, 2008 at 3:04 PM
15
"Jeff Gillooly's mustache is my spirit animal."

By making the statement you have proved its truth.
Posted by greendyke on December 4, 2008 at 3:11 PM
16
Gillooly did change his last name, to Stone. http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.c…
Posted by KJ on December 4, 2008 at 3:12 PM
17
"In late 1996, Harding used mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to help revive an 81-year-old woman, Alice Olson, who collapsed at a bar in Portland, Oregon while playing video poker.[8]"

SO GOOD. I LOVE YOU LINDY WEST.
Posted by my moustache, your lap on December 4, 2008 at 3:19 PM
18
Lindy the sex vid isn't so bad, I have the MPEGs do you want them?

Posted by Non on December 4, 2008 at 3:23 PM
19
I think he changed his name to Steven Peacock. Really. He was getting
a lot of heat so he changed his name.
Posted by Vince on December 4, 2008 at 3:33 PM
20
@19-looks like he got a face lift, too.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/3/931/586
Posted by lol jeff on December 4, 2008 at 3:38 PM
21
Knowing the behind-the-scenes insanity that is Wikipedia, some asshat probably deleted a perfectly good page on him.
Posted by MarkyMark on December 4, 2008 at 4:34 PM
22
That Gillooly wedding video was some good porn. His mustache isn't his only impressive endowment.
Posted by this guy i know on December 4, 2008 at 4:34 PM
23
Dammit. Sorry for the double post.
Posted by this guy i know on December 4, 2008 at 4:35 PM
24
I waanna gay marriscarriage that moustache
Posted by Moostauche on December 4, 2008 at 6:28 PM
25
You can create one Lindy, just become a member of Wiki. It's free.
Posted by elswinger on December 4, 2008 at 6:56 PM
26
Damn you @1 & @6!
You two have now become my rival suitors!
Posted by blue barberpole on December 5, 2008 at 2:16 AM

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