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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Books You Need an Erotic Science Fiction Advent Calendar

Posted by on Wed, Dec 3, 2008 at 5:27 PM

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Who says there's a war on Christmas? Futurismic reports that a publisher's website is providing an erotic flash sci-fi advent calendar.

‘Tis the season for gift-giving and independent publisher Circlet Press is in the spirit. Each day of December up to the 23rd, a free story will appear at circlet.com in what the publisher calls their “Erotic Sci-Fi Advent Calendar.”

Just like the advent calendars which deliver a chocolate treat each day, circlet.com will have one delicious short story of erotic fantasy or erotic science fiction. Stories will only be up for 24 hours, though, so visitors must return each day to collect their next gift.

Here is an excerpt from the story from December 2nd, "Capture, Courting, and Copulation: Contemporary Human Mating Rituals and the Etiology of Human Aggression" by Carolyn and Steve Vakesh. Note that the below dialogue is spoken by a dragon, for maximum effect.

...“Yes, and an excellent choice you’ve made,” she said, gazing through the concealing blind at their trussed captive. “She’s quite attractive by human standards and seems to have dressed for the occasion. Notice how the tight clothing around her middle pushes her mammaries up, making them protrude, and how it accentuates her hips; how the slit in her skirt reveals her long, shapely legs. This is even further accentuated by the way you have tied her between those two trees. Her squirming combined with the exposed flesh will further stimulate the lust of the male.”...

Erotic! Science fictional! Read today's story at Circlet.com.

(Book cover from Vintage Paperbacks.)

 

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1
To my deep, profound, and everlasting embarassment, I have read said story before in an anthology published by said press. It really is that bad.
Posted by Jessica on December 3, 2008 at 5:36 PM
2
Jessica, thank you for sharing your secret shame. You are my hero of the day.
Posted by Paul Constant on December 3, 2008 at 5:43 PM
3
Why are rabbits so damned sexy?
Posted by elswinger on December 3, 2008 at 5:53 PM
4
Yiff! Yiff!
Posted by Sirkowski on December 3, 2008 at 6:05 PM
5
You are my nerdy hero, Paul.
Posted by Enigma on December 3, 2008 at 6:31 PM
6
How utterly sad.
Posted by no wonder I dislike straight people on December 3, 2008 at 6:40 PM
7
Man, worst image ever. I'll likely never get the stain off my visual memory. Fuck you, Paul; fuck you very much.
Posted by shub-negrorath on December 3, 2008 at 7:10 PM
8
I can't believe that this was tagged "Books". This one had "Nerd" all over it.
Posted by mkyorai on December 3, 2008 at 7:24 PM
9
@8: it could be worse: someone could show Charles hentai and then Slog would NEVER be safe for work again. At least this is shitty text smut, and not shitty illustrated tentacle smut.
Posted by Jessica on December 3, 2008 at 8:05 PM
10
"I was so hard in my skin-tight vinyl pants."

Oh my gosh, stomach turning.
Posted by Ariel on December 3, 2008 at 8:45 PM
11
I'd rather just have a piece of chocolate.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 3, 2008 at 10:22 PM
12
I've always wanted an iridescent tattoo. :P
Posted by Nay on December 3, 2008 at 10:42 PM
13
For my erotic sci-fi dollar, it's Tek Jansen or nothing.
Posted by Chromosome Sceptic Tank on December 4, 2008 at 5:59 AM
14
Erotic sci-fi is an oxymoron. I can't decide which is worse: the sex in many sci-fi stories or Harlequin romances. I was tempted to go all feminazi on shitty sci-fi sex and the objectification of women therein, but it's too early for that.

@13 - You've obviously had hundreds of girlfriends! {Sigh}
Posted by asteria on December 4, 2008 at 7:18 AM
15
Public readings for these books must coincide with those "share your embarrassing writing" events.
Posted by Your Name Here on December 4, 2008 at 8:59 AM
16
In my head, the dragon's voice was as narrated by Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons". It was not erotic.
Posted by inkweary on December 4, 2008 at 11:49 AM
17
Common guys.Which rabbits are sexy?Why cant i see any sexy thing in the pic?
http://www.ablalar.net
Posted by Erotik hikaye on December 15, 2008 at 1:18 AM

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