This is so awesome! I can't decide which one I want to go to! Probably Roadhouse.

It's turkey time! Gobble gobble!

WTF? Roadhouse isn't bad.

I'm counting down the days to "Can't Stop The Music" and "Road House"!

What's wrong with Road House!?

Seriously, Road House is awesome.

Where's Remo Williams?

I dare you all to play the Road House drinking game. Dare you. I'm bringing my steely gaze.

A Man Animal Using the Learning Machine!? Preposterous!

oh, I hadn't heard of "Can't Stop the Music," that one sounds right up my alley.

Roadhouse? Really? But... Swayze!

Wake me up when you feature that fucking terrible Miranda July movie.
No. Can. Watch.

This sounds amazing. I am so there.

Found Footage is tomorrow night there. I can't wait

Roadhouse is the cat's ass, my friends. Ida Lupino is so hardboiled you want to slice her up on a Cobb Salad. And Richard Widmark looks a bit like a boiled rabbit. But hot.

If I recall correctly, there's a scene in Battle field earth when you hear the director yell "cut". Anyone back me up on this?

Oh shit. I had not remembered the Patrick Swayze Roadhouse. I apologize for being old.

Dave - I love your shows and your sense of humour, but even you aren't going to get me to sit through Battlefield Earth unless you get me high first.

"Ass kickers hair cut" must be played loud and repeatedly prior to watching Roadhouse.

polar bear fell on me.

Well you've certainly pissed of a community of Road House lovers, Schmader.

WTF? No Pluto Nash?

Mark Mitchell, you NEVER apologize for remembering Ida Lupino while forgetting Patrick Swayze.

A Schmaderized Can't Stop The Music sounds like early Xmas to me.

Road House is a god damn classic!

"You're too stupid to have a good time!" and "I used to fuck guys like you in prison!" and the less well know, "Thats some goooold plastic."

Its Swayze at his most Tight Assedness!

where is Miss Pia Zadora in Lonely Lady . . . tops all your picks . . .

Not a single Uwe Boll movie!?

Plan 9 from outer space?

How is it possible that Showgirls didn't make the list?

what's wrong with leonard 6?

Also, are the studios receiving any compensation for this? if they are, boycott this - $cientology (who owns battlefield earth) must not get any more money.

What, no one to defend Rhinestone! Dolly, people! DOLLY!

Can't wait for Can't Stop the Music!

Is Roadhouse the one where someone tries to put Baby in the corner?

Love this!! Battlefield earth is my golden standard for bad movies. I compare every horrible new movie I see to BE and re-draw the hierarchy of aesthetically evil movies as a result.

Um, Mr. Schmader, you're hosting with running commentary but Showgirls isn't on the schedule? Tragic.

Roadhouse goes from awful to awesome by Ben Gazarra's performance alone.

@34: "I see you found my trophy room, Dalton. The only thing missing is your ass."

Some friends and I already had a drunken viewing of Battlefield Earth, so there is no possible way that I would go to a second.

I second the nomination @11 for that Miranda July movie. I turned it off after "Macaroni."

The worst movie ever made, for reasons that would require several pages to detail, is "Skidoo" from 1968. You will laugh as Jackie Gleason has an acid trip. You will scream in terror as Carrol Channing does a strip-tease.
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fyi.. and not that its nearly as fun as seeing it with a crowd, but they've been showing 'can't stop the music' a lot on cable ( starz xtra or something). i've seen it maybe four times in the last month ( when i do the dishes after i make grilled cheese sammiches with weed in em.. take a bowl full of weed and sautee it in a pan with some olive oil, oregano or menudo spices - you can get that at the internatinal section at red apple- and a pinch of seasoning salt.. and then grill your grill you sammich until golden brown on both sides ) sammich ) it'a wonderfully terrible and perhaps the gayest movie ever made..
hbo has also been showing 'cool as ice' which is merely terrible, but the weed lends it a few chuckles.

There isn't a movie on that list I could sit through, no matter how high I was.

Now if you showed "Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou" and you offered me a tab of acid, I'd be there just for old times sake.

Roller Boogie with Linda Blair...classic bad movie. My favorite is that she's giving a private flute recital and literally just blowing and moving her fingers like a toddler would if you told them to play...but she's getting a scholarship to Julliard!! And gives it all up because she just wants to roller skate!!

I have a photonovel of 'Can't stop the music". I will bring it for you to covet.

Do the Milkshake...do the Shake!

what! no Highlander 2?

@24-props to you for the "That's some gold plastic" shout out. I thought I was the only one who notices that.

Cunel4m: ROLLER BOOGIE is indeed amazing--I just saw it for the first time, thanks to Turner Classic Movies. (It's a classic? It's a movie?) I'll explain why it didn't make the cut for FROM BAD TO WORSE at the screenings (there were criteria) but yes yes yes that's a terrible movie. I love all the stuff you mention, and I also love the weird sexual assault/love scene that happens on top of a Dumpster in the first five minutes.

stop suggesting an endless list of other bad movies, or my mom will shoot.

Road House was pretty good when it came out - there weren't that many great movies then and the music was far better than in a lot of other ones.

It starts with Battlefield Earth? Too hardcore for my taste.