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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Retail World of Commodities

Posted by on Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 12:56 PM

What are those fine sisters looking at?
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This, the object of desire!
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Finally, a ring I can put on Beyoncé's demanding finger...

 

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1
Charles! I have already listened to it three times since you put this post up. I may not stop all day.
Posted by Lindy West on December 2, 2008 at 1:12 PM
2
Jamaican music with American singing!
Posted by DancePawl on December 2, 2008 at 1:19 PM
3
That device has the potential for creating the world's worst blood-blister.
Posted by Dougsf on December 2, 2008 at 1:41 PM
4
That was totally just an excuse to post the Beyoncé video again, wasn't it?
Posted by not that i mind on December 2, 2008 at 1:54 PM
5
GODDAMIT ALL TO HELL CHARLES !!!
i JUST got that song outta my head a half hour ago
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on December 2, 2008 at 2:05 PM
6
Ohohohohohwohohohoh!
Posted by Vince on December 2, 2008 at 2:11 PM
7
I seen Beyonce at Burger King
Posted by House of Darion on December 2, 2008 at 2:19 PM
8
That song totally sucks, and the outfits are inexplicable.

Now this ring seems like a great way to get a small fold of flesh perforated by the bottom edge of a bottle cap.
Posted by Greg on December 2, 2008 at 2:53 PM
9


Nothing says "i'm a loser" like convenient bottle-opening devices.
Posted by gk on December 2, 2008 at 3:08 PM
10
How can they not be getting wedgies when they raise their arms like that?
Posted by keshmeshi on December 2, 2008 at 3:20 PM
11
I see Charles is mixing it up by doing a "Thing I'm Interested In Leads-in to Picture of Beautiful Woman" post, as opposed to a "Picture of Beautiful Woman Leads-in to Thing I'm Interested In" post.

Variety is the spice of life, they say.
Posted by Britney on December 2, 2008 at 3:24 PM
12
Charles, you know you're holding out for the corkscrew ring.
Posted by But Go Ahead Anyway on December 2, 2008 at 4:01 PM
13
I would wear a corkscrew ring!
Posted by Fnarf on December 2, 2008 at 4:22 PM
14
12, no diggity!
Posted by mudede on December 2, 2008 at 4:44 PM
15
that was awesome on SNL when she was lipsynching...
Posted by Matt Jones on December 2, 2008 at 6:44 PM
16
You can open bottles with any sizable ring, that just looks like a disaster waiting to happen....much like Beyonce's wanty, wanty finger.
Posted by Marry Me Now on December 3, 2008 at 2:53 PM

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