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Posted by Charles Mudede on Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 10:18 AM

This special commodity will train your smile to be more beautiful than ever before.
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1
What's really sad is that I know some people who could use that.
Posted by Mike in Renton on December 2, 2008 at 10:31 AM
2
Entry #4,987 in the series, "Japan is Weird."
Posted by Creepy old man on December 2, 2008 at 10:38 AM
3
where exactly do you apply this contraption in order to create that effect?
Posted by joni on December 2, 2008 at 10:46 AM
4
Do they make one for frowning?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 2, 2008 at 10:53 AM
5
@3 - On first glace I assumed it was a sex toy, so...where would you put it if you were her?
Posted by Amnt on December 2, 2008 at 11:19 AM
6
@4 Just put it in upside-down.
Posted by D: on December 2, 2008 at 11:30 AM
7
@4: My friend's mom used to wear "Frownies" around the house--little triangles stuck right between the eyebrows with adhesive so that she could feel the pull if that old vertical furrow started to form.
Posted by rob on December 2, 2008 at 12:38 PM
8
The "beautiful smile" version looks like Cindy McCain.
Posted by this guy I know on December 2, 2008 at 1:12 PM
9
I need a face transplant. Not just a smile implant, the whole fucking thing is a mess!
Posted by Vince on December 2, 2008 at 2:17 PM
10
Please send one to John Curley so I can watch Evening Magazine again.
Posted by tsf on December 2, 2008 at 2:43 PM

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