Georgia Runoff: Southern state goes back to polls to determine balance of power in Senate.
India/Pakistan: Still tense, but Pakistan offers its help.
U.S. Automakers: Whiny welfare queens.
City Council: Might maybe think about indicating a slight preference for one of eight Viaduct options.
WaMu Employees: Still laid off.
Peaceful Coups!: In Thailand and...Canada?
Eric Holder: That moustache might be dirty.
Pirates!: Attack cruise ship.
Nuclear or Biological Attack: Likely by 2013, says panel.
Saddam's Cousin: Sentenced to death...again.
Obama: Meeting with governors today to discuss financial crisis.
Out of the Cellar: Tracy, CA couple allegedly keeps teen chained, tortured for a year.
Dull-Looking Atheist Sign: Joining nativity scene in Olympia.
God: Asshole driver with road rage.
Ha-Ha: Loser John Kerry likely skipped over for Obama cabinet.
And now, a dancing hexapod competition:
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