My girlfriend was out with some medical students. One of them claimed that they knew someone who caught chlamydia at a restaurant. Apparently two cooks jerked off on her food, she ate it, and then she caught this STD. This sounds like classic urban myth material to me. She insists that it isn't because the person relaying this information is a medical student....

Dan, seriously, this can't be possible... can it? Can you actually get an STD, any STD, from eating food laced with ejaculate?

Freaked Out

I have no idea, FO—but if you can, the authors of this cookbook are going to be in a lot of trouble.