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Monday, December 1, 2008

News The Morning News

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 8:32 AM

The Same, but Different: Obama unveils new National Security Team.

Anatomy of Terror: How Mumbai happened.

Do Something, Dammit: India insists Pakistan takes "strong action."

Nickelsville: Not moving from the U District.

Seattle Recycling: Pricier?

Now That's a Protest: "Thai protesters prepared to end their three-month occupation of the Prime Minister's office on Monday to consolidate their grip on the main airport."

No Aid 4 U: Israel turns back Gaza-bound aid ship.

Scandal!: Birmingham and Detroit mayor's offices scandalized.

In Economic News; Bad, worse, worsest.

Idiots at the Wheel: Bush administration caused economic disaster? Duh.

Replacing Kyoto: International Climate Summit begins today.

Sports!: Interestingly named idiot football player shoots self in thigh, turns self in to police.

Sports! Part 2: Something sporty happened this weekend, no doubt. Find out details here.

And in these dark economic times, all you can do is laugh:

 

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That doll is going to haunt my dreams. I bet one of its added features is standing on your chest in the middle of the night while holding a butcher knife.
Posted by Georgia Guy on December 1, 2008 at 8:45 AM
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Obama has always been a moderate corporate pol. His health care plan is run through the insurance companies, he took big money from the investment banking community and the nuclear industry, he opposed gay marriage, etc. etc. -
Posted by McG on December 1, 2008 at 8:49 AM
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Dan Savage and Christopher Frizzelle give Paul Constant reins of "The Morning News," Paul Constant take reins, freak out, News out, PAUL CONSTANT BECOME THE MORNING NEWS!

THE MORNING NEWS WILL SMASH PUNY MORNING BOREDOM!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by Cookie W. Monster on December 1, 2008 at 8:57 AM
4
If I was named "Plaxico" I would probably shoot myself too.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 1, 2008 at 9:12 AM
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Fuck you, Cookie Monster, you fucking sock puppet!

THAT WASN'T ME, EVERYBODY!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.
Posted by The Incredible Sulk on December 1, 2008 at 9:17 AM
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Yikes, I think that doll wants to eat my soul.
Posted by Julie in Chicago on December 1, 2008 at 10:38 AM
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is anyone going to say anything about the wamu layoffs? downtown seattle is about to have a lot of empty office space. it's kind of huge.
Posted by ironymaiden on December 1, 2008 at 12:43 PM

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