...and like most Americans, I've got race problems. Case in point: This Snuggie commercial, which has probably made the virtual rounds at least twice, but which I must share now.

I especially love how, on one level, it's a commercial for a blanket with sleeves. But if you watch it with the sound muted, it totally becomes a commercial for the friendliest doomsday cult ever to advertise on basic cable. ("Other doomsday cults restrict phone use and pet ownership and access to popcorn—NOT SNUGGIE CULT!")