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Monday, December 1, 2008

(Porn-)Free Internet for All?

Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Dec 1, 2008 at 2:37 PM

no_porn_swap.gifI know that there are those who'd complain about this, but I think it's a pretty nice idea:

Outgoing Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin is pushing for action in December on a plan to offer free, pornography-free wireless Internet service to all Americans, despite objections from the wireless industry and some consumer groups.

I know it would be slow, but it's better than nothing, yeah? It would be weird if this wound up being a legacy of the Bush administration.

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1
Free internet is a great idea, but who decides what is porn and who decides how this porn is filtered and who fixes things when it blocks something that isn't porn?
Posted by boxofbirds on December 1, 2008 at 2:42 PM
2
Free wireless everywhere? Fuck yeah! Great for checking emergency restaurant info, solving arguments with Wikipedia, etc. Let's do it!
Posted by Matthew on December 1, 2008 at 2:43 PM
3
Quick, Paul: Define pornography.

I'd bet cash money that there are a lot of people out there who'd disagree with you. And they'd win the debate if they outnumber you on this discussion. So Slog would probably be porn... I've heard Wikipedia triggers a few filters...

This service wouldn't just be slow, it'd be worthless.
Posted by Chris B on December 1, 2008 at 2:43 PM
4
Youd almost think that without everyone downloading porn, it would be a lot quicker.
Posted by blaire with an e on December 1, 2008 at 2:44 PM
5
But what would constitute pornography? That's the tricky question. To some people, Maxim magazine is pornography - where do you draw the line? What about esoteric fetish sites that don't show naked human genetalia? These are the questions we should be asking, Paul. Is the internet without pornography even the internet anymore?
Posted by Hernandez on December 1, 2008 at 2:44 PM
6
@1:

The Stranger = Porn
The Weekly = Not porn.

Who decides? Tipper Gore.
Posted by Matthew on December 1, 2008 at 2:44 PM
7
Any site that has ever posted a picture of so much as a female breast, even in an artwork, or printed a swear word, or suggested that abortion should continue to be legal, or mentioned any kind of contraception at all, however briefly, or described any kind of sexual activity (or drug use), even in the most euphemistic terms ("Bob and Susan made love") would classify as porn according to the government.

Do you really want a government agency deciding which websites are allowed and which are not? You don't think kooks wouldn't manipulate this to bar "undesirable" political viewpoints?
Posted by Fnarf on December 1, 2008 at 2:50 PM
8
I'm sure their porn filters would work flawlessly.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 1, 2008 at 2:52 PM
9
They aren't serious about this. It is a Republican ploy to perpetuate the culture war by getting everyone arguing over porn and censorship, and hopefully netting some Democrats who can be labeled pro-porn and anti-child in fund raising and in attack ads. If they can delay technological progress and enrich their pals in the process, it becomes a GOP trifecta.
Posted by elenchos on December 1, 2008 at 2:53 PM
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Plus: millions of people still live in places without even cell phone coverage. How exactly are they going to go about this? This is a bigger commitment than RFD. How much? $100 billion would hardly even get you started.
Posted by Fnarf on December 1, 2008 at 2:55 PM
11
But who would want it? Don't tell me Christian fundies, because they want and use it more than anyone.
Posted by Gitai on December 1, 2008 at 2:55 PM
12
meh. barriers are made to be broken. give me the free wi-fi - i'll figure out how to break it and get to the porn.

sincerely,
diggum
Posted by diggum on December 1, 2008 at 3:10 PM
13
Look: I appreciate that there is no set government definition of porn. But there are a lot of people who are too poor to pay for internet. And it's better for them to have access to e-mail and some news sources for free than for them to have nothing, which is what they have now.
Posted by Paul Constant on December 1, 2008 at 3:12 PM
14
This is truly wonderful!
No longer will my eyes be assaulted by harlots not wearing burqas!
Posted by tiktok on December 1, 2008 at 3:18 PM
15
But why no porn? Why??
Is it really that bad?
Posted by ams on December 1, 2008 at 3:20 PM
16
get over yourself Fnarf.

Quit being such a fucking PC Pussy.
Posted by ecce homo on December 1, 2008 at 3:20 PM
17
Wait... people use the Internet for something other than porn?
Posted by N on December 1, 2008 at 3:25 PM
18
I know all the laptop-wielding netroots-types love the free-gubmit-internets idea, but it's really, really poor progressive policy:

1. Internet access is not a classic public good. There is no clear positive externality (how does it help me if you can use Wikipedia to settle your bet?) The cost in not uncapturable (it's no problem to meter and bill someone for their bandwidth use).

2. It's a wealth transfer from poor to rich. The poor's taxes will contribute, but it's the upper-middle class hanging around Starbucks with their wireless laptops.

3. It's a classic case of crowding out. There is already a large, competitive, and successful private market in internet access that would be destroyed by its public replacement.

4. It's not about "jobs, jobs, jobs". The labor-to-capital ratio for the internet access industry has got to be among the lowest of any industry you can think of.

5. It will result in endless civil liberties problems, because the great mass of Americans hate the idea of subsidzing "pornographers and terrorists" and politicians will react to that.
Posted by David Wright on December 1, 2008 at 3:25 PM
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@13 and @7, your two statements put together is why this is a terrible idea. Having a gov't filter on what an entire class of people depend on for their information is a very scary proposal.
Posted by Paul F on December 1, 2008 at 3:29 PM
20
This idea strikes me as the US wanting to catch up with the "great firewall" of China. I understand that some people may not be able to afford an internet connection, but many of these same people also can't afford a computer. So free wireless, filtered or not, does them little good. Why not put the money (and believe me, filtered or not, this will cost money) into more computers in libraries, and leave it up to the local librarians what, if anything, to filter. This way even the homeless non-computer owner has internet access, and the government stays out of the censorship business.
Posted by Don't you think he looks tired? on December 1, 2008 at 3:34 PM
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Will this include Poor-nography--which is the purient enjoyment of the suffering of the impoverished? Or will this just embody that?
Posted by Andy Niable on December 1, 2008 at 3:36 PM
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What @19 said: This is an exaggeration, but ask yourself: Is it better for people to have no news or exclusive access to Fox video clips and streaming conservative talk radio?

I think I know the answer.
Posted by Dawgson on December 1, 2008 at 3:39 PM
23
They want to worm their way into our lives! Fuck censorship!!!
Posted by Vince on December 1, 2008 at 4:12 PM
24
Meanwhile, while the Red Bushies keep pushing their Big Government Big Brother ideals down our throats, the rest of the world is getting high-speed cable access for one-TENTH what we pay at FOUR to TEN times the speed.

Don't trust anti-government Republican Socialists to ever do a capable job - EVER.
Posted by Will in Seattle on December 1, 2008 at 4:51 PM
25
While it is at first tempting to endorse the idea of free wi-fi as a boon to poor people, I doubt all that many poor people would be able to use it. If you can't afford even cheap dial-up connection, my guess is that you probably can't afford a wi-fi capable computer either. Mostly, this service would be used by road warriors and travelers with laptops, not the poor people it would be intended to help.

If you really want to help poor people get access to the internets, throw more money at free access in libraries.

Oh, and fuck the whole censorship thing. Completely lame, unenforceable, and unworkable.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on December 1, 2008 at 4:59 PM
26
I think that an important way to approach this problem is to consider that internet is just another infrastructure that a community, town, city, state, or country can have, and for that matter, have to the benefit of those living there. Perhaps, with the legal headache of 'porn' out of the way it could actually put in practice. Such would eventually benefit everyone, especially if whoever gets the porn on/off switch doesn't have a lifetime term. Furthermore, I don't think this plan is as elitist as has been suggested, this will be to the better of poor folk. Build it and they will come!
Posted by Hugh Hefner on December 1, 2008 at 5:18 PM
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Wireless internet is not infrastructure. Unless you are going to hand out the computers, it is basically like building a bunch of water mains without requiring residential buildings to have plumbing.

Porn is just another banner under which to commit heinous crimes against our civil liberties, like "Terrorism" and "Drugs".

This is another frankly brilliant move by the far-right-wing Republicans, co-opting a half-baked progressive concept in order to foist their authoritarian values onto all of us.
Posted by highland on December 1, 2008 at 7:20 PM
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I'm disappointed in you, Paul. That you couldn't see though this ploy is pathetic.

As some commenters have already stated, the poor and homeless can't afford computers, so free internet does them no good. Those who can afford a personal computer can surely afford faster and more reliable internet than this service could provide, so it does them no good.

So, in a time when the federal government is spending hundreds of billions of dollars trying to bailout our failing financial sector, the FCC wants to spend hundreds of billions more to provide a shitty internet service NO ONE WILL USE. All just to stamp out SECKS on the internet. SECKS! Dirty SECKS!

Think about that. The FCC is willing to drive our country into bankruptcy just to get rid of internet porn.
Posted by Brandon J. on December 1, 2008 at 8:12 PM
29
This is a horrible idea. Just another way that the internet could get turned into TV.
Posted by Will Radik on December 1, 2008 at 10:51 PM
30
What indeed is porn? In desperation, I have whacked it to an episode of Charmed (think lesbian sorority house), as well as a Target flyer when lingerie was on sale.
Posted by I pay for my internets on December 2, 2008 at 12:13 AM
31
If the Internet has no porn, how is it still the Internet?
Posted by east coaster on December 2, 2008 at 1:17 AM
32
Regulating the internet is quick and easy!
Posted by Christin on December 2, 2008 at 7:03 AM
33
That's a great idea, Paul...then they can get to work cleaning all those nasty, dirty books out of libraries and bookstores!
Posted by michael strangeways on December 2, 2008 at 9:49 AM
34
I thought the internet was created for porn.
Does cam4.com count as porn?
Posted by cam4 addict on December 2, 2008 at 11:10 AM
35
@34: Yes. That is porn.
Posted by Matthew on December 2, 2008 at 9:38 PM
36
free internet, sure would be nice, but is it smart? I don't think it is. If you think about it, the internet is a sort of business. It fuels so many other forms of business that would lose effectiveness should the internet be offered free. Most directly affected, in my opinion, are phones and other telecommunication services like it. the value of these services would decrease, thus losing value, hurting the entire business cycle that is fueled by the internet.

There are ways to make internet access more affordable and easier to aqcuire. In portland, for example, there is a new internet technology that gives consumers access throughout the city through one routing device (www.clear.com/?utm_source=bc). Something like this would make internet more convenient, which I think should be the main goal for people like Obama and those in the FCC.
Posted by Erin on December 3, 2008 at 2:23 PM

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