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Friday, November 28, 2008

Celeb / Breaking News ZOMG!!! Celebrity Sighting!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Nov 28 at 5:19 PM

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This just in from Slog tipper Meagan:

I have found myself but mere feet away from the Schauf. I am so happy.

Lucky!!! Where are you, and what is the Schauf doing!?

I'm downtown volunteering for Treehouse and he is here setting that Macy's star on fire or something. Dude, he doesn't even have his Schaufstache!

Amazing!

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He is being so wacky.

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Fuck you, Brad Goode! Shut the fuck up!

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Leave Brad Goode and his big pumpkin head alone.

Posted by The CHZA on November 28, 2008 at 6:39 PM
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Who?

Posted by never heard of him outside WA on November 28, 2008 at 6:52 PM
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Where the hell IS Adrian Ryan, anyways? Has there been an accident?

Posted by Shelly on November 28, 2008 at 6:54 PM
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Adrian Ryan was eaten by PerezHilton and they both were eaten by Lindy West. Tragic accident.

Posted by joe six pack on November 28, 2008 at 7:09 PM
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God, being near him was a Christmas miracle. All y'alls is haterz because you were not Touched by the Schauf.

AND ALSO FUCK YOU BRAD GOODE YOU ARE A DOUCHE AND I HATE YOU SO BAD! YOU'LL NEVER GROW FACIAL HAIR AS GOOD AS SCHAUFSTACHE!

Posted by Meagan on November 28, 2008 at 7:36 PM
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wow, I didn't even know this stuff was a thing.

Posted by danhowes on November 28, 2008 at 8:07 PM
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Stop saying "ZOMG".

Posted by Please on November 28, 2008 at 10:41 PM
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i ran into penny legate at a flag pavillion popcorn cart once.

Posted by anonymous on November 28, 2008 at 11:17 PM
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Jeebuz, I guess some of you people would be shitting your pants about every day if you had my job...

Posted by COMTE on November 29, 2008 at 10:14 AM
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I work at the Ballard Market and Schauffler came through my line. He was a dick.

Posted by DCAL on November 29, 2008 at 5:17 PM
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I always thought that was Dennis Bounds.

Posted by NapoleonXIV on November 30, 2008 at 12:54 PM
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when i worked at the seattle costco, steve pool would always come in. that bastard never returned his cart.

Posted by bitch, please. on November 30, 2008 at 3:42 PM
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Big effin deal! I saw Susan Hutchinson at University Hospital in 1989. woo hoo

Posted by poppyrozi on November 30, 2008 at 6:31 PM

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