Friday, November 28, 2008
Life The "World's Oldest Person" Curse
Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Nov 28, 2008 at 11:09 AM
The latest person to be "certified" as the world's oldest person dies at 115. Let this be a warning to anyone who's a 114 and a half and is thinking about putting in for that coveted "world's oldest person" certificate.
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** Let this be a warning to anyone who's a 114 and a half and is thinking about putting in for that coveted "world's oldest person" certificate.
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NOT one of my ambitions. (Even though it's too late to 'die young and leave a good-looking corpse.')
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NOT one of my ambitions. (Even though it's too late to 'die young and leave a good-looking corpse.')
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Her death at 115 was hurried along by a curse attached to the title of being the oldest person on the planet?
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